25 Pizzas with quirky and questionable toppings
Pizzas that are this bizarre make us feel philosophical. At what point does a pizza, loaded up with the most random toppings you can think of, cease to be a pizza pie?
For example, if you take a ball of pizza dough, add some white sauce, and then add lemon slices on it, and bake the pizza... Is that item still a pizza? Or has it transformed into another dish entirely?
Yes, I am talking about the Ship Of Theseus paradox, which asks how many planks of wood could be replaced on a boat until it becomes a new boat entirely. How much must one stray from the original toppings and sauces of a pizza until it's a whole new food item? Please join in these philosophical musings after you check out the pizzas and "pizzas" below.
These creative chefs are answering the paradox for us with their incredible concoctions. It seems like a lot of these pizzas hail from Brazil. The Brazilian pizzas take toppings as a personal challenge: these pies need to have a full meal on top of them. Some chefs are even plopping entire desserts onto the top of the same dinner-topped pizza! I can't imagine the taste sensations that run through your mouth as you take a bite. But someone must be eating and loving them, because they're still being fired up in the oven.
When you're done with these slices and ready for seconds, check out some students who showed off their most unappetizing school lunches ever.
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"Sour" is not an adjective you'd usually use to describe pizzas
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Barbie pizza, complete with pink dough and edible glitter
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Yo dawg, I heard you like pizza
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A little something for everyone
Those white rice slices are looking good.
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This photo is like a peek into a parallel dimension, because in what world would you ever need to consume this food?
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This pizza topping is judging you
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This person got vegan soy turkey on their pizza, and the chefs didn't even chop it up
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This "pizza" comes with shrimp salad and a lemon wedge on top
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A highly specific order
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This looks like it would be delicious for one bite only
It's not only topped with Kit Kat bars, but it has chocolate or Nutella sauce, and the crust is stuffed with that same sauce!
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When you have to be a pizza chef at 7 but a car mechanic at 8
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OP says this pizza is cheeseless and that appears to be onions on top
This person needs to answer my Ship Of Theseus paradox question from above, they are pushing the limits here.
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Barbie pizza with Barbie marshmallows, M&Ms, and possibly coconut shavings (though OP admits it could be cheese)
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Will you be chowing down on the bean-za?
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The rice half of this pie looks pretty good...
But please note, the other side is "açaí with shrimp."
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These poor babies need another round in the oven
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Cleanse your palete with this Angry Birds pie
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This here is "Japan's Pizza Spaghetti Fondue," and it has a LOT going on
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