25+ Terrible Yet Purrfect Pickup Lines In The Form Of Cat Memes From The Only Handsome Gentlemen Allowed To Catcall Us

Has a guy (or girl) ever come up to you at a bar and given you a terrible pickup line? You know the ones we are talking about like, "Are you from outer space? Because your butt is out of this world." You cannot see us, but we are rolling our eyes right now. However, there are a few specific, very handsome gentlemen that we would pawsitively swoon over if they said that to us. Do you know who they are? Why, they are the most handsome gentlemen around, cats!

All these kitties are giving you the ultimate pickup fantasy, complete with costume, all in the form of hilarious cat memes. We would 100% take them home with us and probably keep them there fur-ever. We cannot help it, we are a sucker for a fluffy face and big….whiskers. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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