It should come as no surprise that our furry feline companions would make excellent dungeon masters. For centuries they roamed our dungeons hunting mice and chasing demons in the shadows, which has evidently prepared them to be elite DnD Dungeon Masters. And while their repertoire of sound effects is limited to mice, rats, bats and birds, their storytelling and unconventional scoring is a big hit with hooman Dungeons and Dragons players.
If you think about it, aside from being a predator, there isn't a more suitable position for a cat than Dungeon Master. It meets all feline requirements: sitting at the table like a hooman, telling hoomans what to do, getting mad when hoomans don't do as they are told and constantly demanding snacks. So we recommend you grab your DnD supplies and take notes, because these Fearsome Feline Masters of the Dungeon are about to put on a DnD masterclass.
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A commenter on this post put it perfectly "Love when the DM gives you that "WTF you trying to achieve with that stupid action" look." We couldn't agree more and moreover we ap-paw-laud this feline master for keeping his hoomans in line. We all know how rowdy a good quest can get.
When will hoomans learn that if they defy their feline Dungeon Master's instructions this is what happens. While it is definitely a fitting punishment for such insolence, there are much harsher punishments at this Dungeon Master's disposal. Moral of the story, don't mess with cats.
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