Doggo Parents Confess Their Golden Retrievers' Hilariously Specific "Golden" Rules For Their Respective Households

Hey friends. Today we're taking some time out of our busy schedules to dive into the wonderful world of golden retrievers and their hilariously specific household rule. These pals bring a whole new meaning to "living life by your own rules." Even the most mundane activities are orchestrated surrounding the hilarious rules that these doggos have set for their families. Just have a look for yourself, go ahead, and scroll down.

Engaging in mealtime rituals is another delightful facet that requires rules by the goldens, for the goldens, with some waiting for the affirmation that they're pretty before indulging in their nourishment, and others demanding verbal cues for bathroom breaks or meal enjoyment. The peculiar joy of the "zoomies" might extend an invitation, but only to a select few, while mail inspections and soup-making supervision offer a glimpse into their attentive natures. Expressing gratitude through quick kisses and cuddles after a meal or a stroll, and possessing nuanced preferences for hugs, these rules are a testament to beautiful relationships between humans and our canine companions. In each peculiar quirky rule, a story is told – a story of companionship!

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