A Compilation Of The Funniest Offerings or "Presents" Cats Have Brought Their Owners

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    Font - Posted by u/NotAn ExpertHowever 9 hours ago What "presents" has your floof presented to you?
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    Font - This buddy left a dead cockroach on the bathroom rug last night. This morning he had a dead baby lizard in the same spot. What has your hunter presented you with?
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    Cat - coreytiger +2.5 hr. ago My Oreo cat Lily Munster brings me my art supplies from my studio to wherever I'm at... but especially while I'm in bed. Paper towels, brushes... but Erasers are her favorites and she sings while doing it
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    Cat - jerrycan-cola 8 hr. ago The face of a girl who brought me a LIVE SNAKE. She is a strictly indoor cat. WHERE DID SHE GET THE SNAKE
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    Font - M_Pfefferi . 9 hr. ago One of my cats is very fond of bringing me random things. He has brought me multiple receipts, cash (one time it was left out as a tip for a delivery person and he brought it to me instead), pens... but my favorite was when he brought me a clothes hanger. Normally not something he'd be able to get, but my brother left one out and I heard this weird noise on the stairs and shortly after here comes the cat trying to get this hanger over to me. I laughed too much and h
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    Font - WillProbablyJustLurk - 8 hr. ago My cat likes to bring me random objects she finds around the house - usually hair ties, rubber bands, and small pieces of paper. Once she finds them, she'll run over to me, screaming her little head off until I pick up the "gift" she gave me. It's very sweet!
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    Cat - MyNameIsSkittles +3 - 7 hr. ago
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    Font - Borealis Lynx +3.7 hr. ago Her favorite toy.
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    Font - depolignacs +2.8 hr. ago a live bunny. we had it as a pet for a few years afterwards
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    Banana - Catinthemirror +37 hr. ago. edited 7 hr. ago Every morning I wake up to a random collection of cat toys beside the bed.
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    Mammal - Speakstoair +1-7 hr. ago One time mine brought me a bagel
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    Vertebrate - banefuljay +2.8 hr. ago I've received like 3 mice, 1 bird, 2 wolf spiders. All the other bugs and arachnids get eaten.
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    Font - HubsnBoobs69 - 9 hr. ago I have gotten several Voles, several Cicadas (we have stray kittens that love to play with them), lizards, mice, frogs, snakes (D
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    Human body - aplaceofjoy +1.8 hr. ago Leaves! I have the greatest leaf hunter of all time!
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    Font - chocko +2.7 hr. ago One time my cat came home with a huge fish, like, a fish that just got fished up by a fisherman. My cat either 1. went out miles out in order to catch the fish herself, or 2. she stole it from a neighbour. I feel bad for the neighbour
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    Font - littleghosttea +1.7 hr. ago I've gotten a whole dug up plant, various leaves and rocks, a Jesus doll which I kept for them, and kid's drawing of a family and a house which was absolutely precious. Also a dirty diaper in a bag and hotdogs.
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    Font - cgelz - 8 hr. ago My dearly departed Lamar would bring giant earth worms in thru the cat door every time it rained and leave them in the hallway. Not just one or two more like 6-8. There's nothing quite like stepping on a worm at 2am on your way to the bathroom.
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    Font - +2 7 hr. ago She brings me the same plush lion every night. She gets the zoomies and likes for me to toss it down the hall so she can chase it. LoVe200000000000000
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    Font - ThrowMeAway4212+18 hr. ago I get mice all the time but sadly I've got a squirrel and a few chipmunks on occasion. Once I got a baby squirrel and I cried for a whole day. After I got my third bird I got my cat a bell for her collar. She hasn't brought me a bird since but her neighborhood boyfriend keeps dropping birds off when she's inside for a few days and he misses her!
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    Mammal - tjthorsen +1.9 hr. ago A live mouse. At 3 a.m. In my bed.
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    Cat - AleenaThePunk - 7 hr. ago He gifted me comfort when I had severe depression. I miss him everyday.
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    Cat - 7 hr. ago He presented me with his favorite toy between my feet while I was sleeping R-T-O-B
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    Font - HalcyonDreams36 . 7 hr. ago None. She hates to share. She hates.it.so much she will go out of her way to find you so you can see she has something, and hear her growling to tell you no sharing.
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    Font - MrFrostty666 +1.8 hr. ago I got a ft long live lizard once. Then another time our male kitten grabbed a sausage out of our neighbors' kid's hand at their cook out and brought it in. Neighbor came over mad lol And tons and tons of dead rats, sometimes half eaten
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    Cat - SrShmeem 9 hr. ago I guess she thought I was looking a little hairy?
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    Font - +2-8 hr. ago As my mom entered a dark kitchen in the early morning and opened the fridge to grab creamer for her coffee, the fridge light illuminated the floor and she was presented with a pair of bird legs. No feathers, no blood, no guts. Just a pair of legs. CallieMackie
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    Rectangle - Famous Librarian_589 O . 8 hr. ago My current cat when I first got him and let him out, this proud boy brings back a pinecone for a kill he's a certain type of special

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