30+ Sassy Tweets for Newlyweds in the Hilarious Honeymoon Stage of Love

Getting married is a big step, as you are basically joined at the hip for life. That's the plan, anyway. My married friends are always giving me relationship advice, and now that I am actually IN a relationship, I feel like their words ring truer than ever. First of all, they tell me to never stop 'dating'. Now, that doesn't mean 'Go open Bumble and date around'; it means that you should always 'date' your partner, and act like you are in the beginning stages of dating. Such as telling them nice things, getting them small unexpected gifts, spicing it up in the bedroom, etc.

Second, they tell me to never hold things in and have given over the wise words of their couple therapists, who tell them how to properly communicate. Honestly, it's helped me more than once or twice. Lastly, they urge me to have my own hobbies and do things for myself, to maintain a sense of self. All great advice, if you ask me.

Scroll down for the funniest tweets that married couples can relate to. For more, here are some more tweets for the superhero mommies who are nurturing their maternal instincts.

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