If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that I love mediocre candy. If she's highly concentrated in sugar and kind of rubbery, she is the girl for me. I will happily stand alone in defending candy corn and Tootsie Rolls if that's what I must do. When I was a kid, I thought that Dots were an S-tier candy. How shocked was I when I found out that everyone thought they were kind of mediocre! The same went for Whoppers! Everything my taste buds said was diametrically opposed to what other kids thought was tasty.
The way I see it, everyone else's candy taste is boring. They can have those Reese's Peanut Butter Cups until the cows go home. I'm going to enjoy my Blow Pops and Razzles in peace. If you're also known to have controversial food takes that can cause quite a stir, these food memes might be a yummy treat.