38 Computer Programming Memes to Reboot Your Day (August 26, 2023)

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    Microphone - imgflip.com CO 100 10000 DEBUGS 2 MILLION LINES OF CODE Tigen NO ONE NOTICES UNTIL HE'S GONE
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    Happy - When someone asks me why I always comment out old code instead of just deleting it: It's a suprise tool that will help us later never
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    Photograph
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    Cartoon - someone's codes stackoverflow you your code IDE linter tokenizer parser preprocessor compiler assembler linker operating system stackoverflow you your code IDE linter tokenizer parser preprocessor compiler assembler linker operating system you segmentation fault
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    Outerwear - Is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages? What your C++ obsessed teen's texts actually mean omg one more generic wtf wheres the function fml for my loop idfc indentation doesn't feel correct logic on loop lol aka abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic right-oriented frame layout rofl imo iteration may overload stfu - statically typed feels unwise brb bad recursion brb - - - - - -
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    Vehicle - Don't forget to tip your server
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    Tableware - me angry at my code for not doing what i programmed it to do my code doing exactly what i programmed it to do
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    Wheel - When part of your code doesn't work so you replace it with something from the internet
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    Screenshot - Karen Kringle @KarenMN He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town RETWEETS LIKES 3,960 2,920 Follow 5:02 AM - 16 Dec 2015
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    Font - Frank THE MONEY STORE |- What does this even mean to me yeff @yephph Hello Jeffrey, Unfortunately due to company policy, we are unable to offer positions to people with the name Jeffrey since it will not work with our database schema 4:03 AM 12 Apr 20 Twitter Web App 1,273 Retweets 19.6K Likes
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    Arm - TCP UDP data data
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    Glasses - When there's a task that can be done manually in 10 minutes but you find a way to automate it in 10 days THINK I'm gonna do what's called a programmer move.
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    Sharing - Assembly developers be like If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
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    Smile - Programmers looking at programming memes Ah, humor based on my pain. Ah, ha, ha.
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    Hair - I'll remember what this code does after all, I wrote it myself and it's unlikely anyone else will work on it I don't need to leave comments.
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    Bird - When your program is a complete mess, but it does its job 2
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    Rectangle - "What helped you most when completing this assignment?" Ctrl с
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    Cartoon - Doctors: Googling stuff online does not make you a doctor. Programmers:
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    Hairstyle - YOUR CODE IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE WORST I HAVE EVER RUN BUT IT DOES RUN
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    Clothing - HEY EVERYBODY! HE'S TRYING TO LEARN A NEW SKILL AND IS KINDA AWKWARD AND FEELS SILLY BECAUSE HE'S STILL LEARNING! SEE? NOBODY CARES. KEEP PRACTICING, BECAUSE GETTING GOOD AT SOMETHING TAKES TIME YOU'RE DOING GREAT, AND I HOPE YOU BECOME A MASTER AT WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE TRYING TO LEARN. imgflip.com
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    Security - When you write code without reading the documentation but somehow it still works
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    Glasses - sucking the most efficient way to get rid of all the bugs was to get rid of all the software,
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    Font - Kirk Bater @KirkBater This image is a TCP/IP Joke. This tweet is a UDP joke. I don't care if you get it. Thread iamkirkbater and jkjustjoshing iamkirkbater Aug 23rd, 2017 at 9:37 AM in #www Do you want to hear a joke about TCP/IP? 7 replies jkjustjoshing 5 months ago Yes, I'd like to hear a joke about TCP/IP iamkirkbater 5 months ago Are you ready to hear the joke about TCP/IP? jkjustjoshing 5 months ago I am ready to hear the joke about TCP/IP iamkirkbater 5 months ago Here is a joke abo
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    Smile - when you write 10 lines of code without searching on Google It ain't much, but it's honest work
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    Forehead - I HAVE BEEN TYPING CODE WITHOUT COMPILING FOR THREE HOURS AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO COMPILE
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    Outerwear - Dad: Why are your eyes red son? Son: I smoke weed Dad: Don't lie, you're crying because you have been coding in JavaScript Code hub
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    Hairstyle - Write code The tests fail Write more tests to narrow down the problem Write tests The tests fail Those tests pass The bug was in the test
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    Clothing - @a.valid_usemame Started making it. S 0.0 Bon appetite. Had a breakdown.
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    Facial expression - Me: *looking at the code that wasn't working yesterday and is working today* INTERESTING.
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    Font - Joma @jomaoppa I saw a software engineer today No company swag hoodie. No stickers on their laptop. No mechanical keyboard. He just sat there. Typing away on our default IDE. Like a psychopath. 7:28 AM 31 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 115 Retweets 696 Likes
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    Nose - KIDS JavaScript KIDS 15 KIDS JavaScript KIDS PORE
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    Outerwear - imgflip.com M WE FIND THE BUG NOW WE HAVE TWO BUGS WE FIX THE BUG NOW WE HAVE THREE BUGS
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    Handwriting - COP 3331 2 Short Answer Questions 11. [10 points] Name and describe the five key phases of software development. denight 2. bargining 3. Anger 4. depression ・ acceptance Exam 1 5.
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    Eye - STUDENTS SUBMITTING CODE AS.DOCX O
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    Organism - When you read some incredibly bad code, thinking "What moron wrote this...", but halfway through it starts to become familiar. - Well, of course I know him. He's me.
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    Font - WHO WOULD WIN? one CURLYBOY with no friend { a computer program with millions of lines of code placeAll(" a); &.split(""); } $("#uniqu array_from_string($("#fin) 7.val(), c-use_unique(array_fre al())); if (c <2b-1) c), this.trigger("click"); ) for I a[b] && "1= a[b] Jogged").val(); c= array c.length;b++) {-1 1- a.ind retu for (b-8;b< c.length (User_logged").val click(function
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    Font - O DAYS SINCE IT WAS DNS (It's always DNS)
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    Hair - when the code compiles with only 64 warnings and errors after having 66 warnings and errors imgflip.com Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
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