Ridiculously Silly Reptile, Frog, & Toad Memes To Share With All Your Coworkers While You Clock In Mentally For The 9 to 5 Grind

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kalila courban
Aug 28, 2023 1:00 PM EDT

Hey, fools. Is it time to indulge in a silly billy rendezvous with our collection of reptile, toad, and frog memes? The answer is always yes if you ask us. These slippery jesters are here to hop, wiggle, and croak their way into your heart and funny bone. In the vast realm of hysterical reptile memes, turtles and tortoises bring a whole new level of laid-back humor. We've got a few of those on deck for you today, you are welcome. With their wise and wrinkled faces, turtles and tortoises have become the unlikely gurus of relaxation, offering a comical escape from our fast-paced world.

Amongst the animals being featured today, we have even got a few memes of the alligator and crocodile variety. Despite being cold-blooded, both alligators and crocodiles can be surprisingly warm-hearted and hilarious, at least when viewed from far away…  But this side of these reptiles is exactly what we want to show you today. Go ahead, dive in. 

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    Nature - A 140-year-old her 5-day-old son as a hat tortoise wearing Like 33 Tweet G+1 0 Sharo 6 Everyone liked that
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    Car - Me: I need to stop buying stupid things when I get paid Me when I get paid:
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    Carnivore - When she is toxic but still makes you happy. 11
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    Product - Hell yeah my new gaming monitor arrived 010
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    Head - camazotz Follow Do you guys know about the Arabian Sand Boa becausedragons Follow that looks like someone tried to reconstruct a snake from memory
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    Snake - Speakeasy @TallAwoo Are you really gunna scroll by without saying howdy to little dude?
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    Gesture - nerviovago Follow thyrell Follow hes such a shape peggly-sus Follow Sentient gummy
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    Automotive lighting - Dov @drnelk Toadysseus _000 10:49 PM 3/30/21. Twitter for Android ● :
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    Nose - Rob N Roll @thegallowboob the best kind of unexpected visitor ring RING Someone is at your Front Door 12:29 PM 11/29/20 Twitter for iPhone ● ... now
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    Flower - Me: *trying to appear like I am listening* Meanwhile in my head:
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    Plant - furbearingbrick DEPLOY THE BOY diet-poison Boy: Deployed
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    Product - Matt Steinglass мы живем в мертвящей пустоте @mattsteinglass My son just suggested a foundation to bring young tortoises to important events so that 150 years later people can say "this tortoise witnessed Biden's inauguration" etc 8:53 AM - Mar 29, 2021 Twitter for iPhone www
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    Nature - oh lets break it DOWN www.shikheigph.com
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    Asphalt - Rob N Roll @thegallowboob Toad Patrol is a thing? SIGN ME UP ROAD CLOSED FOR MIGRATING TOADS Toad patrol volunteers on the road :
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    Organism - the set up vs. the shot TV MONITOR CABLE Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols d WIRE TO BANJO TV MONITOR CONCRETE FLOOR ALUMINUM TANK 8:07 AM 3/17/21. Twitter for iPhone
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    Organism - Ahhlex @axelrad_ you are beautiful @maybell.eequay ● Ⓡ thank u that means the most coming from you 2:21 PM 3/10/21. Twitter for iPhone ...
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    Reptile - I AM MONITORING THIS THREAD.
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    Vertebrate - Because of the extreme angle to which they can open their mouths, a Komodo Dragon can be used as a crude protractor in a pinch. This is considered not worth it by 9/10 mathematicians. The 10th mathematician is a man-eating Komodo dragon.
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    Shirt - foxgrl did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? daytimeblogger no its his last day of kindergarten and its for his mom
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    Head - typhonatemybaby cosmicspacezombie malepartus: birthdaycakesforanimals: Krakatoa, a 75-pound, 7.5-foot long Komodo Dragon, celebrates his eighth birthday with fellow eight-year-olds from R.B. Hunt Elementary School at his enclosure at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park in St. Augustine, Fla. The children sang Happy Birthday to the large lizard as he was presented with a meat cake topped with mice with other eight year olds I've reblogged this picture before, and it never
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    Building - ☐☐☐☐☐☐ POLICE 344 eReRRYY CASS
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    Organism - CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN ASSEMBLE DEFENSIVE FORMATION 4:30 PM 3/7/21. Twitter for iPhone .
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    Font - meh @bonehugsnirony If a woman asks if you "notice anything new" tell her "I do, your beauty surprises me every day." Then continue thinking about velociraptors
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    Wedding dress - ♫ You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet only seventeen ♫
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    Plant - D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D Typical, you spend an hour stacking toads and not one of the miserable sods will smile for the camera. Honestly I don't know why I bother.
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    Liquid - when u acting like a gentleman but only for that booty
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    Vertebrate - " witch: *turns me into a frog* now suffer me: *chilling on a leaf* witch: wait me: *experiencing happiness for the first time in my life* witch: wait no
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    Frog - what if.. I put my.. lily pad.. next to yours.. Haha just kidding... unless..?
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    Organism - hexglyphs you ever depression nap for too long and wake up feeling like a giant salamander hexglyphs like this Source: hexglyphs 47,243 notes 17 3
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