Learn From Not being murdered's Fail

If your cat sits in the bathroom and lets out pathetic meows from time to time, do not assume that the cat isn't looking up at a giant cockroach perched on the ceiling out of reach. You will walk into the bathroom to see if he needs water or somethiing, turn on the light, experience a cockroach the size of Montana falling on your head, and scream like the little bitty girl you are. Your housemate will arrive in less than two minutes with a gun and a very serious expression. #LFMF