Gate Keepers Episode 2: Xbox vs. PlayStation

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    Facial expression - GATE KEEPERS A Geek Universe Comic
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    Facial expression - 冷 B
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    Facial expression - I accept your surrender
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    Facial expression - Excuse me? Q=BQ
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    Facial expression - I'm just allowing you to surrender before you completely lose the console war
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    Facial expression - Lose the console war?! What are you talking about?
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    Facial expression - It's okay to admit defeat
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    Facial expression - If you haven't noticed I have been dominating this entire generation Q=B_D
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    Facial expression - Yes, but...
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    Facial expression - Oh yeah, and I also dominated the previous generation. It wasn't even close Q=BQ
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    Facial expression - Yes, but...
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    Facial expression - Come to think of it. I dominated every generation!
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    Facial expression - Yes, but all that is going to be irrelevant come September 6th
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    Facial expression - Why? What's happening on September 6th? 1-B₂0
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    Facial expression - Oh nothing, Just the release of a little game called... Starfield! 1-B₂0
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    Facial expression - oh. you mean 'No Man's Skyrim'? 1-B₂0
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    Facial expression - That game is going to change everything! 1-B₂0
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    Facial expression - Is it now? A=B²0
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    Facial expression - Of course! It's a Bethesda game. And Bethesda has never released a bad game!
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    Gesture - Q=BQ
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    Facial expression - Okay, that's not true but they have been working on this game for decades! It's going to be amazing!
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    Facial expression - I'm sure it will be... A=B²0
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    Facial expression - What's the matter? Are you sad it's an Xbox Exclusive?
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    Facial expression - Exclusive, schmexclusive! We've got our own lineup of exclusives that have been smashing hits. Q=BQ
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    Facial expression - Which one? The open-world third-person action-adventure, or the other open-world third- person action-adventure? Oh wait, they are all open-world third-person action-adventures!
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    Facial expression - Remind me how many different Forza games came out in the past five years? Could it be... Five?
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    Facial expression - Yes, and they all came straight to GamePass, the most revolutionary subscription service ever invented! What do you have to offer your players?
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    Font - The exact same service!! Stop acting like PlayStation Plus isn't a thing! Q=BQ
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    Gesture - It's a more expensive knockoff of gamePass and you know it! You don't even offer new games on release! 1-B₂0
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    Font - Because we're the only ones who release new games! What have you given your players except for a mediocre Halo, An OK Atomic heart, and a Terrible Redfall? 1-B²-0
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    Facial expression - We have TONS of games coming day one! 1-B₂0
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    Font - You've been promising that since 2018! Where are the games? People are tired of... Q=BQ
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    Facial expression - Hi-Fi Rush!
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    Facial expression - What? Q=BQ
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    Facial expression - We had Hi-Fi Rush on day one. And it was glorious! 4-BD
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    Facial expression - Hi-Fi Rush was pretty awesome. Q=BQ
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    Gesture - Q=BQ
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    Gesture - Q=BQ
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    Gesture - Nintendo isn't giving away ANY game! 1-B₂0
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    Font - Yeah! And can you believe Super Mario Odyssey is still 60$ 1-B²-0
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    Gesture - Unbelievable! And the graphics are terrible! 1-B₂0
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    Facial expression - Ugh... 1-B₂0
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    Gesture - Q=BQ
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    Facial expression - So how come they're ACTUALLY winning the console war?
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    Facial expression - I don't know! 1-B₂0

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