34 Ancient History Memes For Actual Smart People

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    Forehead - Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on the plane? Me: Yes, but I'm not that kind of ... Flight attendant: The pilots are debating the merits of the terminologies of "the dark ages" vs. "late antiquity" vs. "the early middle ages". Me: Okay. I'm here. @judgeverse original tweet by @phil_lol_ogist
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    Font - When you were ambushed by Hittites and had to call reinforcements, but you tell everyone you singlehandedly defeated them when you get back to Egypt Reality can be whatever I want.
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    Horse - Egyptian chariots are constantly praised over Hittite chariots for being more agile and faster, by people who fail to explain that driver and rider in Bronze Age battles fought with at least one foot soldier running along (!) for protection. In time the Hittites solved this limitation through sturider chariots so the third man could ride along, for improved tactical mobility. Yes, Egyptian chariots were faster, but faster off the battlefield isn't the flex you think, Terry. W CEEA ou Auq
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    Helmet - EL 6 Villeneuve failed to make the rendezvous at Brest, abandoning the plan after an indecisive engagement with Calder's fleet. What do you do? Order him to Naples instead The combined fleet was intercepted & destroyed off Cape Trafalgar. Villeneuve is a POW now.
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    Organism - Every single colonial experience: Europeans We did it Patrick! We enlightened the savages
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    Font - Stefan Milosavljevich and Flint Dibble Eduardo García-Molina @eduardo_garcmol 5:10 AM 14 Aug 23. 12.3K Views Follow Why translate Caesar's utterance "ávɛppipew Kúßoç" as "Let the die be cast" when "Roll for initiative" is right there? ● follow 67 Reposts 2 Quotes 341 Likes 10 Bookmarks
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    Ecoregion - Screw Zodiac signs — what's your favourite late Bronze Age kingdom? Thebes Mycenae Troy Ephesos Mycenaeans Knossos Hittite Empire Pi-Ramesses. Memphis ⒸHattusa Egyptian Ancient History Encyclopedia www.ancient.eu Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 Carchemish Ugarit Tyre New Kingdom Megiddo O Thebes Mesopotamia & the Ancient Near East c. 13th century BCE Hanigalbat Assyria Nineveh Tergo Ashur Babylon Kassite Babylonia Uruk Susa Elam Anshant Dilmun
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    Happy - Parenting done right! NORDIC BROTHERHOOD If you aren't teaching your kids how to form a shield wall, are you really a good parent?
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    Sleeve - WOE made with mematic MAN BE UPON YE
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    Organism - But the Gods would not let the ships sail away. A princess from Greece, called Iphigenia, had to step in to send them on their way. ))))
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    Gesture - Classical Studies Meme... @CSMFHT This Barbie is a Goddess Barbier Ba Barbie 20.000 B.C BABOzir hlinot 4:38 PM 08 Aug 23. 192K Views 105 Bookmarks Follow 1,337 Reposts 64 Quotes 9,397 Likes O....
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    Nose - The peoples around the eastern Mediterranean with lots of different religions: Which gods will you worship? The Hittites:
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    Jaw - Bathsheba: My husband, Uriah the Hittite has been killed in battle David: made with mematic I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.
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    Smile - So There's This imgflip.com pre-pottery neolithic site
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    Font - Lol an archaeology website had a Al write an article on the scimitar and they accidentally scraped a Dungeons and Dragons description. Likes 16489 Retweets 2586 Known to Europeans as the scimitar, the shamshir is the quintessential long sword of the horsemen of Persia (Iran), Moghul India, and Arabia. It scales primarily with Strength and Dexterity and is a good Weapon for high-dexterity characters who can excel at slashing attacks while spinning. A curved sword with a thin blade of ample
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    Font - Theodora: Mad Scientist, Plus... @Theoproterozoic Ediacaran paleontology -It's interesting, the fronds 2:05 PM 11 Aug 23 713 Views ● 10 Reposts 43 Likes 1 Bookmark 27 go :
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    Performing arts - M.Y iRon
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    Cloud - < can't drown my demons they know how to swim.>> Ramses III ୦୭୧୭୯୭୧୬୯
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    Human - Abbas ibn Firnas successfully flying using a machine that he made 1000 years before Wright brothers NEW Y I'm limited by the technology of my time But it doesn't matter
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    Font - thebestchristianmemes Moses coming down the mountain The golden calf YOUTH ...
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    Cartoon - Hey you goin' to sleep? The Romans pronounced Cicero as Kikero Yes, now shut up KAPWING
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    Ecoregion - Greek Hittites PAC Assyria Egypt Mittani We used to be the greatest civilisations BUT THEN, EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE SEA PEOPLE ATTACKED quickmeme.co
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    Ecoregion - POV: You're a Hittite Charioteer at the Battle of Khadesh and you see a Kemeti soldier just minding his own business.
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    Boat - Malays and Indones coming to the Philippines Negritos coming the Philippines "and I would walk 500 miles! And I would walk 500 more!"
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    Cartoon - Foto! Papara Nanni Ea-Nasir HE
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    Facial expression - if you alone, don't be sad. but look at the ottoman Pharzon Result Ottoman victory Belligerents Ottoman Empire +Crusade: Holy Roman Empire Bohemian Crown Duchy of Savoy Kingdom of Francel²1 Duchy of Burgundy Kingdom of Hungary[²] Voivodship of Transylvania Kingdom of Croatia[²] Principality of Wallachial31 Knights Hospitaller[2] Republic of Venice¹2] •Republic of Genoa Bulgarian Empire[4] Polish Crown Crown of Castile Crown of Aragon Kingdom of Navarre •Teutonic Order Byzanti
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    Joint - The Virgin Movie Knight No helmet so you can see his stylish modern haircut Breastplate ends at the hips. Literally cannot bend forward Uses alongsword*** no matter the time period Complains about the weight of his armour Chainmail hoodie Wears dark, muted colours because the Middle Ages were scary Random bits of leather and metal Styled to fit modern beauty standards Ends Per Chadde medieval Anizt Uses a pole axe; he wants to win up failing in both functionality and aesthetics. Breastpl
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    Head - Map of the world drawn by Europeans in 1581 Map of the world drawn by Muslims in 1154
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    Head - The Silliad @TheSilliad "and you are tellin' me, that the Greek fleet has vanished, the whereabouts of the soldiers unknown, and in it's place, a g- hiant horse made of Greek pine has been left on the shore? A most perplexin' case indeed"
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    Plant - WHO WOULD A RELATIVELY WELL-STRUCTURED, CLOSE KNIT COMMUNITY THAT HAS A STRONG SENSE OF FAMILY/FAITH AND DEEP ROOTED TRUST IN THEIR NEIGHBORS TELN WIN? ONE GRAINY BOI Salem Village ERGOT
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    Organism - MAN'S WORLD THE MORALIST Was I Right To Call the Guards on a Western Steppe Herder Stealing My Daughter?
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    Forehead - TFW the invaders burn down your capital to destroy your civilization's legacy but the fire ends up baking the clay tablets in your royal archives, preserving most of it for over 3000 years
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    Product - SO GLAD I GREW UP DOING THIS DO ESTIN, FL NOT THIS
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    Eyebrow - BRONZE: IS THE PRIMARY MATERIAL FOR TOOLS AND WEAPONS THE HITTITES: I'm about to end this ALLOY'S whole AGE imgflip.com CK

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