'The pizza is CRAWLING with ants': Blind guy accidentally eats leftover pizza with a few extra toppings

In a lot of cultures it's super normal to eat bugs, however, in most Western societies, just the thought of having creepy crawlies on your plate gives people the heebie-jeebies. But if you didn't know you were eating bugs, would that make it better? Would the husky crunch of bug legs in your mouth be delicious or revolting? For a blind person, this is apparently a very real possibility.

u/mintoast has lived most of his life as a legally blind person. Technically he can see shapes and colors, but that's about it. Feeling feisty one day, he ordered a pizza for himself to enjoy on his day off, but the day took a blind turn when his brother came over later that evening. After letting the pizza stay out to cool on the counter for hours, OP happily snagged himself a slice of round-two, blasting it in the air fryer for a few minutes to reheat it. OP scarfed down the Zah with no regard…. Until his brother came over, informing him that the pizza was crawling with ants.

After this, check out this silly tale of floral guerilla warfare, instigated by a Karen-type neighbor with a deep hatred of weeds and ugly yards.

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