'The pizza is CRAWLING with ants': Blind guy accidentally eats leftover pizza with a few extra toppings

In a lot of cultures it's super normal to eat bugs, however, in most Western societies, just the thought of having creepy crawlies on your plate gives people the heebie-jeebies. But if you didn't know you were eating bugs, would that make it better? Would the husky crunch of bug legs in your mouth be delicious or revolting? For a blind person, this is apparently a very real possibility.

u/mintoast has lived most of his life as a legally blind person. Technically he can see shapes and colors, but that's about it. Feeling feisty one day, he ordered a pizza for himself to enjoy on his day off, but the day took a blind turn when his brother came over later that evening. After letting the pizza stay out to cool on the counter for hours, OP happily snagged himself a slice of round-two, blasting it in the air fryer for a few minutes to reheat it. OP scarfed down the Zah with no regard…. Until his brother came over, informing him that the pizza was crawling with ants.

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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

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