We're not going to lie, we're extremely jealous of these splooting puppers. They look so relaxed, and some of them even have the audacity to sploot on vacation while we're stuck in the office writing about them! Ugh, well, if you can't beat them - join them! Well, we can't actually sploot, but we can jump on their pawsitive, relaxing vibe and live vicariously through them. We may not be splooting on a beach in some exotic location, but we can smile while looking at it!
Splooting is one of our favorite derpy dog moments, followed closely by a solid tongue-y blep. And then, we can't resist pulling on their tongues. It's the price they pay for us feeding them, housing them, and cleaning up their doo-doo. Enjoy these lovable derpy doggos below, just try not to get jealous of them (we didn't succeed).
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How can we trade places with this doggo? Do you know when the last time we swam in a private pool was? Too long, and yet, this doggo has the whole pool to hisself, not a care in the world. Just floating the day away. We told you that you would get jealous!
We call this one a pancake sploot - it's a sploot of half exhaustion, half rebellion. This little puppy doesn't want to go any farther, so she's hoping that flattening herself like a pancake will be cute enough that her owner will carry her the rest of the way home.
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