'You started this': Guy spreads seafood all over his Dad's girlfriend's car after she dumps seafood in his house

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Ben Weiss • Writer and Editor
Sep 8, 2023 8:00 AM EDT

Some forms of petty revenge are subtle, some are overt, and others are fishy. This story very much falls in the lattermost category…

 

First of all, we all know what happens when you cook seafood. Unless you clean your kitchen and throw out your trash pretty much as soon as you're done eating, your place is going to stink. Well, this Redditor had to experience this awful stench not because he messed up but because his Dad's girlfriend was being petty. While OP was out of town over a three-day weekend, he came back to find the remnants of his Dad's girlfriend's seafood dinner in his trash. Now, I guess one could say this is what happens when your house is adjacent to your Dad's house, but OP's father would not have done this. So while his Dad and his Dad's girlfriend were on vacation, OP took the opportunity to get some petty revenge of his own. 

 

What happened next was worse than just reciprocity. OP took things to the next level by smearing a bunch of seafood all over his Dad's girlfriend's car. Talk about a stench you can't get rid of easily!

 

Keep scrolling below for the full story and for the funniest reactions in the comments section. For more tales of petty revenge, check out this post about a resident's four-month saga to get even with their neighbor.

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    Food - "Dump seafood in my garbage can? Enjoy seafood in your garbage car"
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    Font - Dump seafood in my garbage can? Enjoy seafood in your garbage car. So this is another round we had with Clara (My dad's GF) years ago. I wrote another story before, and to clarify: YES, she is awful, and YES, my Dad was dumb to have her, but he had his issues. Me and my dad lived in different houses, but the same property, so we had keys for each other's houses in case of emergency.
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    Font - My dad loved road trips, and when he was given a money bonus at his work, he planned the trip and asked Clara to come with him. To celebrate the bonus and the trip, they planed to eat a "cocimiento" wich consists of boiling seafood (shrimp, clams, mussels) meats (chicken, pig) and some other things in white wine. So they took Clara's car and went buy the things.
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    Font - That day, I went out to spend a 3 day summer weekend in a friend's house. So I closed my house and left. When I came back from my friend's house, and opened the door, a stench smacked my nose. It came from the kitchen. I was sure that I left no garbage there, but when I looked at the can, there was a lot of seafood shells and other things stinking everything. My first thought was Clara.
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    Font - I phoned Dad to ask him how was his trip, and he said that it was awesome, and he would be returning in four days. I asked if he entered my house before leaving and he said he hadn't. So I took pictures of the stinking mess to be shown later. I spent a lovely evening cleaning and de-stinking my place, and thought of something when I saw Clara's car in the yard.
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    Font - I entered Dad's house and saw Clara's car keys. So I went to the market and bought some of the same seafood I found in my garbage, and proceeded to spread it in Clara's car. Some clams under the seats. Some mussels in the trunk. Some shrimps in the vents of the air conditioner of the car.
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    Font - Everything was left in a closed car under the sun for three summer days. A lovely 4-wheeled oven. When Dad an Clara came back, and she opened her car, I just heard the screams of Clara blaming me for that. So I went straight to Dad, showed the pictures I had taken of what Clara left in my house, and started laughing.
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    Font - Clara looked at Dad, and he said to Clara: "You both are adults, and you started this" To my delight, my Dad told me that it was only AFTER she cleaned the car insides, she turned on the air conditioner of the car and felt the wonderful smell of those hidden shrimp.
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    Font - Professional Bus9844. 9 hr. ago Best petty revenge I've read. 366 Reply Share
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    Font - Heebie-jeebies386 2 hr. ago I know someone when leaving her cheating husband, opened the end of the curtain rods and stuffed shrimp in there. He had carpenters opening walls trying to figure out where the stench was coming from . He thought dead animal in wall.hahahahaha. 110 Reply Share
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    Rectangle - Forsaken-Yak-7581. 8 hr. ago Your dad is awesome. Clara is a "fishy" individual. 144 Reply Share
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    Rectangle - CoderJoel 8 hr. ago Did she ever apologize? Did she achieve Clara-ty? 4 124 Reply Share
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    Font - pescawn OP 8 hr. ago Never. Absolutely not. I never acted first. Just took petty revenges on her. But she refused to take responsability for being the one starting things. 135 Reply Share
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    Font - Admirable-Course9775. 8 hr. ago I remember reading some of the Clara stories and I love them. You have a writing style. In case I've missed something, is your dad still with Clara? And btw, I'm always up for more tales.
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    Font - pescawn OP 8 hr. ago Dad died nearly 3 years ago. When he was diying, Clara tried to pull one last stunt that I was able to prevent.
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    Font - Admirable- Course9775 . 8 hr. ago I'm so sorry you lost your dad. That's heartbreaking. Lost one myself many years ago. I'm sorry if I triggered painful memories.
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    Font - pescawn OP. 8 hr. ago Thank you, and don't worry. I miss him a lot, but when I write about this things, it always make me smile, because (when we were alone together) we used to laugh about my revenges against Clara. I really hope that your loss healed well. Thank you for reading.
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    Font - Sufficient Market226 · 7 hr. ago Now I noticed that story about the underwear in the washing machine was also yours, made me chuckle a little I gotta take a while to read the rest of them
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    Human body - Piddy3825 7 hr. ago petty revenge - best served as seafood surprise...
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