Pretty Fly for a Flyer: Some of the Funniest Flyers We Found Scattered Around the Internet

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    Font - WAR HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FLIER ********* WAS HERE. CRY
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    Font - S es AS ich ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. FREE STRIPS OF PAPER One per person please Debt Celling This puts a complex subject in a way that makes it easy for anyone to understand. Let's say you come home from work and find there has been a sewer bockup in the ceilings
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    Font - WANTED EVIL GENIUS seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopath for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. NO Weirdos. Call: 1-800-MWA-HAHA ADA SKECHERS SUM TERS
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    Window - MISSING PET TURTLE AND NUNCHUCKS + APPEARS SLOW BUT IS VERY DANGEROUS! HE WILL COME HOME EVENTUALLY BUT EVIL-DOERS BEWARE.
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    Forehead - LOST My virginity! (to a girl!)
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    Sleeve - I AM AWESOME! I AM AWESOME! I AM AWESOME! I AM AWESOME! I AM AWESOME! I AM AWESOME! I AM AWESOME! YOU ARE AWESOME !! WHO IS AWESOME ??
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    Dog - DOG FOUND Male beagle found 11:30 AM on Tuesday, April 20, corner at 14th and Pine. Approximately six months of age. Mostly brown with patches of white and black spots, slightly crooked tail. Blue collar but no tags. Very friendly. Tasted like chicken.
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    Font - FOUND! LOST DOG FLYERS LOST DOG I've found hundreds of these flyers hanging around Park Slope. I carefully took them all down and need some help getting them back. to their original owner. The flyers are about 8.5 x 11 inches, white paper with black ink, with a color photo of a puppy. I've called the number on the flyer but the person who answered only screamed profanities at me, so it's possible it's the wrong number. The real owner is likely worried sick about their missing flyers so I
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    Glasses - an if you CAN'T GROW A MUSTACHE? PRODUCE Please take a complimentary mustache messo, Berkeley's 3333 Whether you a hig or smal
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    Sleeve - HAVE YOU LOST A CHICKEN? Unhappy chicken found around midnight at 49th and Shafter on Friday August. Call with a description if 27th you think she is yours. 510-
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    Publication - THESE ARE TEARABLE PUNS. WOM A DYSLEXIC POET WRITES INVERSE I BREAK INTO SONG IF I CAN'T FIND THE KEY YOUR CALENDARS DAYS ARE NUMBERED BAKERS TRADE RECIPES ON A KNEAD TO KNOW BASIS JUMPING OFF A PARIS BRIDGE MAKES YOU IN SEINE ACUPUNCTURE IS A JAB WELL DONE SANTA'S HELPERS ARE SUBORDINATE CLAUSES ONCE YOU'VE SEEN ONE SHOPPING CENTER YOU'VE SEEN THE MALL IF A CLOCK GETS HUNGRY IT GOES BACK FOUR SECONDS THE BRIDE GOT A NEW NAME AND A DRESS A BIKE CAN'T STAND ALONE BECAUSE IT'S TWO-TI
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    Skunk - CAT FOUND • black with white patches very aggressive (i think he is scared) • not house trained Ⓡ no collar or name tag found in my back garden if this is your cat please call paul on 07801 473 486
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    Plant - LOSt Pet ginny pig He answers to the name of Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And he will have his vengeance, in this life or the next f found please return to Colosseum. Piazza del Colosseo, 1 0084 Rome, Italy
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    Font - LOS ANGELES STREET CROSSING Weather: warm Street surface. concrete Street width: 68 feet You may L delay crossing until "walk" signal appears 2 look both ways 3. run blindly into traffic cross with caution 4. take a taxi wait to see if conditions improve What is your choice? 123 4 5 1 2 45 pleated jeans You have died of dysenteru
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    Forehead - I can see it in your eyes I can see it in your smile You're all I've ever wanted (and) my arms are open wide 'Cause you know just what to say And you know just what to do And I want to tell you so much I love you "Cause I wonder where you are And I wonder what you do Are you somewhere feeling lonely Or is someone loving you? Tell me how to win your heart For I haven't got a clue But let me start by saying 1 love you Is it me you're looking for? Hello?
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    Bird - HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD? BECAUSE THEY ARE EVERYWHERE 100. BDD YEAFT YOUFRE RIGHT MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT! MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!
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    Plant - THIS WAY TO BE ALIVE TO RUN TO BE WILD TO BOOGIE BORN? YOU HOW WERE
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    Art - HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? PROBABLY NOT BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD BE DEAD

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