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"Same for Beats headphones" —u/BenHippynet
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"I worked wholesale diamond sales so I had connections throughout the entirety of the industry. Made my wife's 15k+ engagement ring for about 3k" —u/Kreepy_Quoll
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"Yup. One manager will hold the health inspector up in the front of house while back of house is busy labeling and making sure minor violations they visibly see are dealt with." —u/kettyma8215
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"Been there. Especially if you have a quota" —spencemode
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"Yeah, recruitment and headhunting are not altruist professions. They're not social workers looking out for clients best interests. Story time: I got a high-paying job via a headhunter. After three months at the new place, I realized I hated it, and I quit. Three days later, I got a call from the headhunter, and he was IRATE, YELLING at me over the phone at the top of his lungs. He called me every name in the book, and went hoarse from yelling. Turns out, he gets paid a commission for placing me at that job ONLY if I stay at least 90 days. I just happened to quit on the 89th day coincidentally. So he lost out on a good chunk of money thanks to that." —u/whomp1970
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"How do you train the cats to eat the snails? Edit: nevermind, French cats, duh." —u/Just_Aioli_1233
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"The numbers don't lie, but the liars do the numbers..." —u/Lord_Blackthorn
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"And we usually vastly overestimate what's reasonable for people to understand in the course so the first few years are usually harder, with the final exam marks significantly massaged while we cut out the portions of the curse that are too difficult" —u/Kind-County9767
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"I'll never forget when my neighbour in London locked herself out. We waited for a locksmith to come over. He literally opened the car door, looked at the neighbours front door from a distance for about 2 seconds, then pulled out a long bent rod, walked to the door, stuck it through the letter box, maneuvered it around for a couple of seconds, and the door was open. (He undid the bolt from the inside). 100 quid, 15 seconds of work. But you don't pay for the 15 seconds, you pay for the decade of practice required to do the job in 15 seconds" —u/Vedorias
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