Cats VS Babies: Comic By The Oatmeal

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Aug 22, 2020 4:00 PM EDT

Cats VS babies. We already know who will come out of this battle victorious, and something tells us you know so too. 

Thankfully, no one had to say what we're all thinking out loud because The Oatmeal created this comic to say it for us instead. 

Thanks, Oatmeal! Keep spreading the truth (as hard as it may be for some to accept).

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  • 01
    Text - Babies shrieking into this world as selfish, amniotic, jam-coVered come goblins. FOOMP HRNNGG! Cats come into this world as kittens, which are independent, adorable, and not at all goblin-like. Def not a Goblin
    via The Oatmeal
  • 02
    Text - Babies crap in plastic underwear. Instead of seeing the new Stap Wars in theaters, you must bathe in the waters of my caca! Children crap on your dreams. AND YOU'LL NEVER TRAVEL ABROAD EVER AGAIN! HORHORHORHORR HAHAHAHAAAAAAAI KNB0OM SCARY LIGHTNING BOOM CRACK Cats just crap in a box SHUT THE DOOR. I REQUIRE SILENCE AND SOLEMNITY WHILE I DEFILE THIS RECTANGULAR SAND TOLET,
    via The Oatmeal
  • 03
    Text - When babies upset are they produce loud noises. I REQUIRE MORE B008-DAIRY MAYBE IFI ROLL THIS WAY MY SCREAMS WILL BE BETTER HEARD. THIS IS NOT WORKING PERHAPS I SHOULD ROLL MORE NOW I HAVE ROolleD Too MUCH AND I AM STUCK THIS IS NOT AN IDEAL POSITION C To SCREECH FOR Boo6-DAIRY THBBBBTTP When cats are upset, they slaughter pigeons and take 16 hour naps. They suffer like champions do quietly, gracefully and while covered in blood. TO DO LIST Silence the flappy Squak Chirp chirp thing. Slee
    via The Oatmeal
  • 04
    Text - If you spoil a baby theyll become a terrible child. which will become a terrible adult, which will becoMe the next Hitler. OH LOOK I'M TAKING MY FIRST STEPS... INTO POLAND. If you spoil a cat, they lack the physical capacity to grow up and command armies. They can't ruin anyone's life other than your own spoil away SO ve Run the numbeRs on this and I most definitely need mope Snacks MR SANDWICHES
    via The Oatmeal
  • 05
    Furniture - Babies like to ruin romantic moments. SLORP SLORP MMm ENQUAHJ I HAVE TO DEFECATE Cats just like to watch
    via The Oatmeal
  • 06
    Face - Babies have no special powers, other than transforming interesting, hopeful people into bald, sallow, regretful barf-slaves My dream is to travel the world! I want to try base jumping! POOFI HALT! 'SOME SECONDS LATER! My dream is to But it's your turn get more than three fo mop Up caca. hours of sleep tonight. CACA BUCKET HOROWOWMW!!
    via The Oatmeal
  • 07
    Text - Cats on the other hand can see in the dark, run at incredible speeds, and perform amazing acrobatic feats. A cat is your own private Batman They furry cruise missiles of love and horror. are I am just as confused by my mood swings as you are. Now pet my belly. And pet it good They're demanding enough to fulfill your need to care for a living thing. but not demanding enough to ruin your life NOT CooL,BRO! BONK! BONK! BONK! 'NOT COOL BONK! BONK!
    via The Oatmeal
  • 08
    Cartoon - The end. Still not a Goblin Written and drawn by The Oatmeal
    via The Oatmeal

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