'Don't flatter yourself lady': Girl gets roasted when she assumes a guy is hitting on her, but he just wanted her chair

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Sep 19, 2023 7:00 AM EDT

"I have a boyfriend" is the quickest way for a girl to get rid of a romantic suitor. Hot girls have become so accustomed to the lie that it has become a catch-all rejection and the words can spill out of their mouth before a guy even has a chance to speak. Relax sista, I just want to borrow the ketchup from your table, not walk you down the aisle. 

Girls get a weird ego boost when they're hit on in public, whether they have a boyfriend or not. And when it happens often enough, some girls have their egos inflated so much that they lose sight on how to act normal without expecting flowers from every man on every street. 

In this case, one guy was able to deflate the biggest head at the bar when he was faced with the self-proclaimed 'hottest girl in the room'. When he asked to borrow one of the barstools from her table, she got giggly and mean with her friends, trying to insult his Spanish-speaking to force him to stick around. She was definitely batting her eyelashes and expecting him to fall to her knees– well, OP had zero interest in anything but acquiring the chair. 

Scroll for the full hilarity of a story where the little guy comes out on top and the queen bee gets reminded of what it's like to be average, just like the rest of us.Afterwards, check out this story of more love life drama, where a guy finds out his girlfriend was cheating on him and convinced her to get a dumb tattoo as revenge.

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    Font - Posted by u/FloridaMan69ingurmom 13 hours ago Girl assumed I was hitting on her. Gave her the same response she gave me.
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    Font - I just remembered this story when writing a comment on another sub. This was back in 08 or 09. I was in Quito Ecuador. I was staying at a hostel and was there for
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    Font - just over 3 weeks, less than a block away there was an Irish pub. This pub has really good bar food that wasn't on the menu of a lot of other restaurants in the area so because of that it was a mixed crowd. Popular with locals and
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    Font - proximity to the hostel. I'm at the bar with some other guests from the hostel and we are expecting a few more to join us. Next to me is a bar stool and on the other side of the barstool are two women talking, they're obviously friends.
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    Font - In Spanish I ask the woman closest to me if she is using this empty chair and is it ok if I grab it. Spanish is not my first language but I can still speak it clearly and confidently and
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    Font - grew up speaking it since I was a kid. She says to me in Spanish with a smirk on her face that she does not understand me and she does not speak english.
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    Font - I ask for the chair again in Spanish while motioning to it and she says again that she doesn't speak English. I ended up getting the chair from a high top table that was behind us that no one was using. At
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    Font - this point she turns to her friend and I hear them mumble "I don't know why he's talking to me heheheehe" and I hear them chuckling to themselves assuming I was hitting on her I guess and she rejected me?
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    Font - Cue petty revenge, through out the evening I know she heard me conversing in Spanish with the bartender so by this time she knew I definitely spoke Spanish. The
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    Font - napkin dispenser is directly in front of me and she asks me in Spanish if I can hand it to her, I look at her confused and I point to the napkin dispenser, then look back at her and lean
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    Font - in a little as if I didn't hear what she said. She again says that she needs napkins and if I can hand her the napkin dispenser(all in Spanish). I look at the dispenser and then her and very clearly I say "lo siento, no hablo inglés" (Im sorry I don't speak English)
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    Font - She gives me shocked pikachu face and she turned bright red and then I give her the cold shoulder. Don't flatter yourself lady. I wasn't hitting on you, I just wanted ther' bar stool.
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    Font - Uncanny_Valkyrie - 6 hr. ago There was an office park that was supposed to have a Post Office in it, but I'd looped around between the various buildings a couple times and wasn't having any luck.
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    Font - Spot a trio of women coming out of a building and decide to see if they know.
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    Font - Me: "Hello, Do any of you know where I can find the Post Office?" Random girl: "I have a boyfriend."
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    Font - Both of her friends and I all briefly freeze at the bizarreness of this response and stare at her for a beat. Me: "Does your boyfriend know where I can find the Post Office?"
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    Font - Her friends found this hilarious and she just looked appropriately embarrassed and then one of the other girls told me it used to be across
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    Font - and down the street a little, but they closed it a couple months ago. Thanks all around for their help, everyone goes on with their day.
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    Font - Frogsama86 8 hr. ago Had a similar incident a long time ago too. I held the door open for this woman. She told me she could open the door herself. I said ok, and shut the door in her face. The look on her face was priceless.
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    Font - Beck943 12 hr. ago Well that immature little girl is wrong. Grown women have no problem if you're polite to them. Heck, we LIKE it and say "Thank you"!
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    Font - Ok-Toe703 10 hr. ago It's only annoying when you're not actually right at the door already with the person holding it.
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    Rectangle - quiteCryptic 9 hr. ago As a guy I've had people hold the door open for me awkwardly long too, I don't think anyone likes that lol.
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    Font - Smells_like_Autumn - 5 hr. ago There was a similar story in my uni: "Do you have a pen to lend me?" "I have a boyfriend." "If it writes that works as well."
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