'Don't flatter yourself lady': Girl gets roasted when she assumes a guy is hitting on her, but he just wanted her chair

"I have a boyfriend" is the quickest way for a girl to get rid of a romantic suitor. Hot girls have become so accustomed to the lie that it has become a catch-all rejection and the words can spill out of their mouth before a guy even has a chance to speak. Relax sista, I just want to borrow the ketchup from your table, not walk you down the aisle.

Girls get a weird ego boost when they're hit on in public, whether they have a boyfriend or not. And when it happens often enough, some girls have their egos inflated so much that they lose sight on how to act normal without expecting flowers from every man on every street.

In this case, one guy was able to deflate the biggest head at the bar when he was faced with the self-proclaimed 'hottest girl in the room'. When he asked to borrow one of the barstools from her table, she got giggly and mean with her friends, trying to insult his Spanish-speaking to force him to stick around. She was definitely batting her eyelashes and expecting him to fall to her knees– well, OP had zero interest in anything but acquiring the chair.

Scroll for the full hilarity of a story where the little guy comes out on top and the queen bee gets reminded of what it's like to be average, just like the rest of us.Afterwards, check out this story of more love life drama, where a guy finds out his girlfriend was cheating on him and convinced her to get a dumb tattoo as revenge.

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