Another 36 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (September 24, 2023)

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John Summers • Contributor
Sep 24, 2023 11:00 PM EDT

The heavy wooden door creaks open slowly. Faint orange light spills from behind it. As the door fully opens, you stand at the entrance of a vast, ancient hall. The space is dusty and draped with cobwebs, exuding a distinct musky scent that suggests the hall has remained sealed for a considerable time. Yet, curiously, all the torches and candles remain lit. Dominating the room is a grand marble table, encircled by eight chairs. Each appears as pristine as the day they were crafted, devoid of dust or cobwebs. Atop the table rests a solitary, large book.

Drawn to it, you approach the table and examine the inscription on the cover: "The Big Book of Internet Memes, Vol 6 - Dungeons and Dragons Memes." You're perplexed by terms like "Internet," "memes," and even "Dungeons and Dragons," yet your curiosity prevails. Taking a seat, you open the book and begin to delve into its pages.

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  • 01
    Military uniform - The Rogue saying they found "250" gold. The Paladin who knows what a 1000 gold looks like.
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  • 02
    Forehead - when i ask my dm how much damage i took and he hands me a new character sheet T
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  • 03
    Forehead - DM DM Crafting an epic adventure to entertain your PCs Trying to kill everyone as fast as possible
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  • 04
    Organism - Alex LoCurto @LocurtoAlex Dungeon Master Culture pretending to be a sick bastard who eats player characters for breakfast while actually creating Pinterest boards and Spotify playlists for them while thinking about all the happily-ever-afters you can't wait to give them. Or is that just me? 5/19/18, 8:31 PM
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  • 05
    Felidae - 17 Cheerios Multi-Grain * Welcome weary traveler. To my SHOP *How may I assist you? WHOLE GRAIN FIRST INGREDIENT * > BUY * > SELL
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  • 06
    Font - THE SECRET ORIGINS OF D&D MONSTERS INSPIRED BY LORD OF THE RINGS TAKEN FROM EUROPEAN FOLKLORE GARY GYGAX HATED HIS PLAYERS "I swear to God, if one more person screams that they want to loot the bodies before I can even describe the end of combat, I'm going to invent a treasure chest that's actually a glue-covered monster in disguise!" - Gary Gyax... probably
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    Font - The DM is not your enemy You find a pair of magical boots, endowing you with double your original movement speed, plus water walking up to 20 feet. "Wow! Thanks!" You're welcome. I do these things because I love you. And because you'll need them when you fight five Hydras later on... "What was that?" Nothing. Just remember that I love you.
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  • 08
    Cartoon - RUINING DM PREP MURDER HOBOS POINTLESS CONVERSATIONS WITH NPCS NOT FOLLOWING MAIN PLOT COMPLAINING ABOUT RULES
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  • 09
    Light - The hero reads a most unsettling passage. No game this week Hopeless
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  • 10
    Font - Kyle Spencer @OdsAndBodkins Vampire: *Throws himself seductively against the wall* Oh no! You found my secret lair! Paladin: Well there was a swarm of bats in an arrow formation... V: I hope you don't whip out your stake and drive it into me! P: I only have a mace Bard: God, you're never getting laid... 7:21 PM 12/26/18 Twitter for iPhone .
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  • 11
    Rectangle - angeldictator Not elegant enough to be a vampire..... not jock enough to be a werewolf.... thatsprettysicknasty goblin it is Source: angeldictator 144,054 notes D L tl
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    Cartoon - THERE'S AN NPC CLOSE THE GATE! imgflip.com OPEN THE GATE! HE'S GOT A REALLY FUNNY VOICE HE'S ALMOST DEFINITELY EVIL Ka OPEN THE GATE A LITTLE!
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  • 13
    Font - knuckle before dnd: why is my cat swiping at me when i stop petting him after dnd: i left melee range, so of course he gets an attack of opportunity
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  • 14
    Cartoon - FORK Monsters & Mazes GMS Screen When you kill the party out of spite and they quit NEXT DAY I have failed you. fb.com/dndmemes
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  • 15
    Organ - When you drop your dice under the table at game night 10 u/IronSeraph
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    Photograph - Warlock: So yeah that's when I made a pact with the devil Paladin:
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    Outerwear - le X Paying attention to the DM Talking over the DM about random stuff
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  • 18
    Light - You know, I was God once. Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
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  • 19
    Bird - I'd sell me to Satan for one 1d10 cantrip.
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  • 20
    Glasses - DM: I am rolling really well. How many HP do you have left? Character: *holds up 4 fingers* fb.com/dndmemes Bro, I'm straight-up not having a good time.
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  • 21
    Hair - WHEN YOUR FAV D&D CHARACTER DIES AND YOU'RE SALTY SO YOU ROLL UP A NEW ONE WITH THE SAME RACE, CLASS, AND STATS
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  • 22
    Vertebrate - DM YOU CAN'T SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS WITH SAD FLUTE MUSIC BARD unnonexistence *sigh* roll for it ICAN TRY
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  • 23
    Smile - I try to cast a spell and I choke I try to roll a save and I fumble Though I try a Hide check It's clear I just got KO'd by an Ore's Spear FB.COMYDNDMEMES
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  • 24
    Font - DM: You've now successfully teleported into the castle of the BBEG! If you sneak up on him very quietly the first strike will be yours. Rogue: I rolled a 34 Stealth. Paladin: I charge forward atop my noble steed, draw my valorous blade, and yell, "Stop this villainy!" while doing a heroic pose! DM: 1 Outstanding move
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  • 25
    Cloud - THE PARTY CASTER MY SPELL SAVE DC IS 19 AND YOU HAVE DISADVANTAGE ON YOUR NEXT SAVING THROW! imgflip.com A CREATURE WITH LEGENDARY RESISTANCES I DON'T CARE!
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  • 26
    Human - When a new player joins the team and you have to explain who the BBEG is He's from space. He came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.
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  • 27
    Facial expression - When you roll a nat 1 on perception and walk into the DM's carefully constructed dungeon: 566 - I feel very welcome here.
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  • 28
    Sleeve - Your character on his fifth nat 1 AMI DISABLED?
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  • 29
    Car - When the rogue is getting dragged away by the town guard but you remember when he tried to pickpocket you.
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  • 30
    Property - When the Warlock decides to hit on the cleric. You know, I'm something of a worshiper myself
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  • 31
    Yellow - DM WHAT IS MY PURPOSE? NEW WARLOCK YOU CAST ELDRTICH BLAST ROFLBOT
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  • 32
    Forehead - Mortal Paladin: *faces off against Archfiend* Archfiend: Puny mortal, you cannot defeat me Paladin: *Unloads 408 damage in a single smite* Archfiend: *Confused screaming* made with mematic
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  • 33
    Facial expression - "Why are you interrupting my long rest? I need my spells, Ernie." "But Bert, I rolled a 2 on Perception during my watch and the DM laughed." WA
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  • 34
    Sleeve - SendNoobs @SendNoobsdnd When you roll TWO nat 20's in a row and the DM just looking at you like...
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  • 35
    Nose - Party: "It's just a large beast, we can take it!" DM: "Legendary action!" Party:
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  • 36
    Facial expression - The DM Why would I lie? The Players I imagine it's like breathing for you
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