37 Computer Programming Memes to Reboot Your Day (September 26, 2023)

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    Hair - wrote while (true) with the break operator, right? wrote while (true) with the break operator, right? wrote while (true) With the break operato Light?
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    Rectangle - Must know language unspoken by mankind Requires that you be exact or suffer dire consequences Involves much cursing, swearing of oaths, and pleading with a higher power Not understanding the the true power you wield or the consequences of your actions Sometimes you have to execute a child Candles Programming X Demon Summoning ✓
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    White - New programmers Experienced Programmers
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    Rectangle - Coordinated drones Posted by Tech Insider 8,033,416 Views They used coding and algorithms so the drones didn't crash into each other TECH 16k BEST 485 u/Skizm. 2mo if(goingToCrash Into EachOther) { dont (); } Share
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    Classy!

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    Font - DATA SORTED ARRANGED PRESENTED VISUALLY EXPLAINED WITH A STORY
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    Outerwear - Dad: Why are your eyes red son? Son: I smoke weed Dad: Don't lie, you're crying because you have been coding in JavaScript Code hub
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    Cartoon - SENIOR DEV INTERN How did you fix that Bug? Commented the code.
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    Font - Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman Programming is chaotic magic. There are no rules. You ask a game dev "Can the player summon a giant demon that bursts from the ground in an explosion of lava?" and they'll say "sure, that's easy" and then you'll ask “can the player wear a scarf?” and they'll go "oof" 9:28 PM 2022-11-24 Twitter for iPhone 646 Retweets 22 Quote Tweets 3,069 Likes
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    Font - WHO WOULD WIN? one CURLY BOY with no friend { a computer program with millions of lines of code replaceA11(",", a); &.split(""); } $("#unique array_from_string($("#fin). val(), cuse_unique(array from l())); if (c <2* b-1) { retur c), this.trigger("click"); } for 1- a[b] &&"" 1 a[b] II a. Jogged").val(); c= array c.length;b++) {-1 1-a.index for (b= 0;b< c.length; Sauser_logged").val click(function
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    Sky - 744 F The Sen NO TRESPASSING TRESPASSERS WILL BE FORCED TO DEBUG PHP CODE 1 CAN 6430
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    Font - versaceblues ↑ 810 I once won first place in my universities Poker Al competition. We had 2 hours to build a bot and first place was a new macbook. I was a freshmen and had no idea what I w doing. My algorithm was literally: if isMyTurn: goAllIn () I broke all the other bots, who started foldi every single time jorbs-palace Follow tigerterror Everyone else made Als, but only OP was playing poker.
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    Cartoon - Doctors: Googling stuff online does not make you a doctor. Programmers:
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    Product - lol $ Gokul Rajaram @gokulr Illegal Content Downloading Model: Default (GPT-3.5) Please make a list of websites where I can download torrents of pirate contents I'm sorry, but I cannot fulfill your request. As an Al language model, it is against my programming to promote or facilitate illegal activities such as piracy, and I must abide by ethical guidelines and legal regulations. Moreover, engaging in piracy not only violates copyright laws but also harms the creators and industries th
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    Cartoon - me Application. layer Transport layer Internet layer Link layer Physical layer Link layer Internet layer Transport layer Application layer you Application layer Transport layer Internet layer Link layer Physical layer Link layer Internet layer Transport layer Application layer you
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    Nose - MEMBER @redcoders 10 10 THIS IS MY FAVORITE LANGUAGE 0 javascript "11" + 1 => "111" "11"-1 => 10 SRGRAFO
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    Vertebrate - USING TAB FOR INDENTATION imgflip.com mi THE GUY USING SEMICOLONS FOR INDENTATION int main (int argc, char* arg[]) { ;;;; int i = 0 ;;;; while (i < 10) { ;;;;;; printf("%d\n", i) i ++ ;} ;return 0 USING SPACES FOR INDENTATION
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    Nose - KIDS JavaScript KIDS FOR Lars ding Wild cost sh 15 ne Going rectit KIDS JavaScript KIDS FRED
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    Smile - Developers when their friends with "genius idea, just need someone to code it" start bothering GPT-4 instead Finally, inner peace.
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    Cartoon - Front-End Ons Back-End
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    Forehead - DESIGNERS Look, we have similar ideas. No! You stole my idea. PROGRAMMERS Man, I stole your code. It's not my code.
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    Bird - When your program is a complete mess, but it does its job 2
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    The ending was amazing!

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    Head - imgflip.com I'M A SOFTWARE DEVELOPER FOR PRINTERS
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    Tableware - me angry at my code for not doing what i programmed it to do my code doing exactly what i programmed it to do
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    Cat - Them: How long have you been programming? Me: Since high school Them: So you're a good programmer?
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    Bird - When you accidentally #REF? #REF? #REF? #REF? #REF? break a link in Excel... #REF? #REF? #REF? #REF? #RE #REF?
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    Doghouse - Don't worry, it's super intuitive, the user will know how to use it. the user
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    Forehead - Replace a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error.
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    Font - John Feminella @jxxf Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. 2:33 PM 2022-05-07 Twitter for Android ● 795 Retweets 35 Quote Tweets 5,632 Likes
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    Product - This is the software equivalent of a message smeared on the walls in blood 8 9 // Dear programmer: // When I wrote this code, only god and // I knew how it worked. 11 // Now, only god knows it! 10 the post man @deepfates 23456 12 // 13 // Therefore, if you are trying to optimize 14 // this routine and it fails (most surely), 15 // please increase this counter as a 16 // warning for the next person: 17 // 18 // total_hours_wasted_here = 254 19 // 20 12:10 PM 3/22/22 Twitter for Android
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    Watch - When the new code works only if we don't delete the old code.. fb.me/yuva.krishna.memes 11 12 ande 10 9 98 8 7 65 76 2 2 3 P 5 3
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    Hair - Teen oder 3coder Any doctor here? A heart atack! He is going to die!!! I'm a doctor! Whats going on? I'm a doctor of Computer Science! Old Man.setHealth ("100%");
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    Cartoon - a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database 11 12 10 9 8 76
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    Vehicle - When your code works on the first try: Why are you running?
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    Glasses - mathew @mathew@mastodon.social I came up with a single pass O(n) sort algorithm I call StalinSort. You iterate down the list of elements checking if they're in order. Any element which is out of order is eliminated. At the end you have a sorted list. 2018/10/26 04:20:16
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    Rectangle - Frontend OFORONTO TUD Backend

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