Refreshing Reptile Memes For All The Cold-Blooded Baddies Still Soaking Up The Summer Sun

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Sep 26, 2023 1:00 PM EDT

It may be fall already, but we're still in that summer mood. We're still soaking up the rays as much as we can before everything gets cold and dark. As we're sitting on our balcony, catching some rays, we're feeling like we need a nice cold glass of something refreshing. Hmmm…could we be craving some ridiculously refreshing reptile memes? That make us giggle until the sun sets? Yeah, that sounds perfect!

These scaly sillies in the form of animal memes are a particular brand of humor that only cold-blooded baddies will get, but that doesn't mean all of us warm-bloods can't try! From silly sneks to funny frogs, these reptiles really know a thing or two about comedy. Scroll down and shed off that extra layer of stress you've been carrying around, and embrace the new you! It's self care, look it up, darling.

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    Car - Me: I need to stop buying stupid things when I get paid Me when I get paid:
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    Do you think a mini alligator is more expensive than a new iPhone? Or is it cheaper? If it's cheaper, then we would be saving money by getting ourselves a baby alligator. So by that logic, it's a perfect gift to ourselves.

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    Organism - CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN ASSEMBLE DEFENSIVE FORMATION 4:30 PM 3/7/21. Twitter for iPhone .
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    Capybaras are the G.O.A.T.s of all animals. They're chill with everyone, and can also amass a turtle army to defend themselves. What other animal can do that? The answer is none, and it's all thanks to the power of friendship.

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    Shirt - foxgrl did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? daytimeblogger no its his last day of kindergarten and its for his mom
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    Gesture - nerviovago Follow thyrell Follow hes such a shape peggly-sus Follow Sentient gummy
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    Carnivore - When she is toxic but still makes you happy. 11
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    Nature - A 140-year-old her 5-day-old son as a hat tortoise wearing Like 33 Tweet G+1 0 Sharo 6 Everyone liked that
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    Eye - When you go down on Medusa and find out she doesn't shave:
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    Plant
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    Product - Hell yeah my new gaming monitor arrived 010
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    Head - camazotz Follow Do you guys know about the Arabian Sand Boa becausedragons Follow that looks like someone tried to reconstruct a snake from memory
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    Snake - Speakeasy @TallAwoo Are you really gunna scroll by without saying howdy to little dude?
    via @TallAwoo
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    Plant - MUTUAL AID DIRECT ACTION
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    Nature - RECENTLY MY 6-YEAR-OLD SAID TO ME. "DAD, THOSE TURTLES ARE PLAYING PIGGYBACK!" I KNEW IT WAS TIME TO HAVE 'THE TALK.' "SON," I SAID, "THOSE ARE TORTOISES, NOT TURTLES." IF YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO YOUR KIDS ABOUT HERPETOLOGY, WHO IS? BIOLOGICALDIVERSITY.ORG Tortoise photo by Ltshears, CC-BY-SA
    via BIOLOGICALDIVERSITY.ORG
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    Wheel - barney @notthedinosaur before getting the vaccine 3:34 PM 2021-03-31 Twitter for iPhone . after getting the vaccine . 4,297 Retweets 121 Quote Tweets 45.3K Likes : ...
    via @notthedinosaur
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    Automotive lighting - Dov @drnelk Toadysseus _000 10:49 PM 3/30/21. Twitter for Android ● :
    via @drnelk
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    Rectangle - your crimes are known. the frog council sits in judgement.
    via Bessity
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    Nose - Rob N Roll @thegallowboob the best kind of unexpected visitor ring RING Someone is at your Front Door 12:29 PM 11/29/20 Twitter for iPhone ● ... now
    via @thegallowb*ob
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    Head - MILF (Man, I Love Frogs) Posted in r/Bisexual Teens by u/lankatron69316420 reddit
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    Plant - furbearingbrick DEPLOY THE BOY diet-poison Boy: Deployed
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    Product - Matt Steinglass мы живем в мертвящей пустоте @mattsteinglass My son just suggested a foundation to bring young tortoises to important events so that 150 years later people can say "this tortoise witnessed Biden's inauguration" etc 8:53 AM - Mar 29, 2021 Twitter for iPhone www
    via @mattsteinglass
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    Nature - oh lets break it DOWN www.shikheigph.com
    via Bessity
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    Asphalt - Rob N Roll @thegallowboob Toad Patrol is a thing? SIGN ME UP ROAD CLOSED FOR MIGRATING TOADS Toad patrol volunteers on the road :
    via @thegallowb*ob
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    Green - Happy St. Patrick's Day from The Muppets! Pepe! Why did you *pinch* Because you're not wearing any green! pinch me?! ...Pepe, I am green. ...Well, you're not wearing any clothes, and that's a problem too.
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    Organism - the set up vs. the shot TV MONITOR CABLE Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols d WIRE TO BANJO TV MONITOR CONCRETE FLOOR ALUMINUM TANK 8:07 AM 3/17/21. Twitter for iPhone
    via @mikexnichols
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    Organism - Ahhlex @axelrad_ you are beautiful @maybell.eequay ● Ⓡ thank u that means the most coming from you 2:21 PM 3/10/21. Twitter for iPhone ...
    via @axelrad_
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    Reptile - I AM MONITORING THIS THREAD.
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    Vertebrate - Because of the extreme angle to which they can open their mouths, a Komodo Dragon can be used as a crude protractor in a pinch. This is considered not worth it by 9/10 mathematicians. The 10th mathematician is a man-eating Komodo dragon.
    via Bessity
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    Head - typhonatemybaby cosmicspacezombie malepartus: birthdaycakesforanimals: Krakatoa, a 75-pound, 7.5-foot long Komodo Dragon, celebrates his eighth birthday with fellow eight-year-olds from R.B. Hunt Elementary School at his enclosure at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park in St. Augustine, Fla. The children sang Happy Birthday to the large lizard as he was presented with a meat cake topped with mice with other eight year olds I've reblogged this picture before, and it never
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    Building - ☐☐☐☐☐☐ POLICE 344 eReRRYY CASS
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    Font - meh @bonehugsnirony If a woman asks if you "notice anything new" tell her "I do, your beauty surprises me every day." Then continue thinking about velociraptors
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    Wedding dress - ♫ You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet only seventeen ♫
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    Plant - D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D Typical, you spend an hour stacking toads and not one of the miserable sods will smile for the camera. Honestly I don't know why I bother.
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    Purple - Damascus was a bad man at the vet and was very bitey so he got put in the lizard straight jacket for his x-rays. followthebluebell Imprisoned for his crimes
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    Eye - I do a lot of tattoos from The Office, but this might be my favorite
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    Line - OSHA RE: OFFICIAL SAFETY MEMO FROM: SAFETY TEAM TO: ALL FIELD STAFF + FIRST SUBJECT: Please note the proper technique for handling snapping turtles. Grasp the turtle with both hands. Keep your gaze on the horizon. Avoid conversation with the turtle. Do not give the turtle your name or address. DO NOT TRUST THE TURTLE.
    via OSHA
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    Liquid - when u acting like a gentleman but only for that booty
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    Fawn
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    Cartoon - Me, when my vanilla friends ask me to explain kink terms that they're too afraid to google How may I pervert you? M
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    Liquid - respect trans people respect trans ppl juice or perish ++
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    Vertebrate - " witch: *turns me into a frog* now suffer me: *chilling on a leaf* witch: wait me: *experiencing happiness for the first time in my life* witch: wait no
    via Bessity
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    Frog - what if.. I put my.. lily pad.. next to yours.. Haha just kidding... unless..?
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    Cartoon - Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me!
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    Yellow - SNAKES CAN'T ACTUALLY DO THIS
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    Frog - HYDRATE FROGWITCH If for no other reason than to out live your enemies.
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    Head - Bernie Sanders come to libleft, we have: funny leaf sword fights the desolating knowledge that authleff will betray us after the revolution
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