Office "Food Goblin" Refuses to Stop Stealing Lunch From Co-workers, Gets Schooled With Petty Revenge

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    Font - r/pettyrevenge u/-Sathona- 18h I Undercooked my food to get back at a food thief.
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    Font - I started working at my new workplace 6 months ago, most of those here have been here for years (I'm one of 2 people that have been here less than 2 years.). There is an office food thief that will steal people's food and even throw away their Tupperware. She's been here 10+ years, and people have just adopted the mentality of "it is what it is, we can't do anything about it. She only takes 1 persons food a day." They know exactly who the food thief is and just suffer through it. They eve
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    Font - She took my food the last/first time i put it in the fridge resulting in me just not having food till 9pm. I've kept my food at my desk since, and stopped eating food that needs to be refrigerated, till I had an idea. I half cooked some food, made it look appetizing, but didn't make it even slightly edible. I left a typed up note on the food stating it wasnt fully cooked, but didn't leave my name on it.
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    Font - She ate the food, and almost died, and had to spend 8 days in the hospital. The company can't figure out who's food it was, and now she's "Afraid to come to work, and thinks somebody wants to end her". It's been a couple of weeks since she returned, and she thinks everybody is out to get her and won't go near the kitchen, even brought her own mini-fridge for her desk area a few days ago.
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    Font - Edit 1: It was my homemade chili, which has chicken and beef in it. I've had some people tell me that sounds gross, but everybody that has said that changed their mind after trying it. I basically made a full pot, got the idea before it was even close to properly cooked, scooped some into a Tupperware, then typed up/printed the note at home in a Tupperware that wasn't a part of my typical Tupperware set.
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    Font - Edit 2.5: Quick note, if the food had been taken out of the container and cooked in a kettle for about 30ish minutes, till boiling really, it would have been safe to eat. But I usually slow cook my chili for half a day. If she hadn't have stolen it I would have likely used a workplace kettle and cooked it through fully to eat myself. Edit 2.75 By kettle, I meant pot. Apparently I've been calling a pot a kettle for over 25 years. Edit 3: This woman (mid 40s) is a favorite of the C-Suite, t
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    Font - P1Allstar 17h Someone should take the food out of her mini fridge and eat it. : Reply : 47.1k ↓ Stunning_Patience_78 17h A different person each day. Make a rotation. Everyone gets to take as many meals from her on the rotation that she took from them. 44.2k ↓ Amda01 15h All while maintaining eye contact and sitting next to her.
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    Font - Mirianda666 18h Sounds like she lost her appetite for stolen goodies! People who steal other people's food deserve what they get. Reply 41.7k ↓ : Lay-ZFair 16h It's not just the privileged attitude that I can eat someone else's food but also the lack of concern about leaving someone else with nothing to eat and no remorse for the cost of the food that they avoided by theft.
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    Font - satanic-frijoles 18h Somebody wants to "end her?" She wouldn't have that problem if she weren't a food thief. : -Sathona- OP. 17h Reply 4.1k Lol yeah. She's an overly dramatic, food stealing, gossipy snitch. She checks every box for the person to hate in this office. : G 2.4k satanic-frijoles 17h At least she's staying out of the kitchen these days. Should this arise again, may I suggest ghost pepper sauce. You get an instant reaction! :D
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    Font - th icantgetadecent- 17h You put food in the fridge that you knew needed to be properly cooked. You even put a note on it to remind yourself that it didn't just need reheating, it needed to be cooked. Nothing to see here.
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    Font - RetroAlixe 17h My favorite type of petty revenge in this sub is food theft revenge stories, like I just can't comprehend people stealing random people's food. Like how are you so brave yet so stupid. Do these people have no fear of being poison?
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    Font - Cow-puncher77 18h "End her" Hahaha! She obviously didn't get the moral of the story... : Reply 330 The Clarence 12h The mentality of a serial food thief is beyond comprehension. Their mind is just full of framed pictures of themselves
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    Font - DrcspyNz 17h WELL DONE (Pun intended !!!)
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    Human body - SapphicSaionji 18h This is how you deal with food thieves. It was clearly labeled as undercooked and everything!
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    Font - 17h Nice! Amazing now she can bring her own food, for her own fridge. C SnooWords4839
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    Rectangle - futurefirestorm 17h It's fairly dramatic but she did survive and whether or not she learned her lesson is up to her. You aren't trying to end her, just some behavior modification!!! It worked!!
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    Font - auntiemaury 15h The absolute audacity is killing me here. She STOLE food, KNEW it wasn't fully cooked, ate it anyway, and then says she's scared?? STOP STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S SH T YOU DUMB B TCH

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