20 Cutest Kittens Of The Week: The Biggest Criminal Masterminds In The Tiniest, Fluffiest Bodies (September 30, 2023)

Kittens. These tiny creatures are known for their fluffiness, their cuteness, their irresistibility. Everyone - even people who somehow hate cats - cannot withstand the cuteness of a kitten. And you know what? That's exactly what makes kittens to heckin' dangerous. Time and time again, we have warned you, friends, that even though this listicle is indeed full of nothing but tiny kittens, it is one of the most dangerous things you will look at. And do you know why? Because the urge to adopt another kitten grows exponentially after looking at too many of them at once, and your partner may not be as accepting as ours to have fifteen kittens in the house.

These kittens even have the power to make us create this listicle, showcasing the biggest criminals - i.e. the smallest kittens - every single week. We must do it or face their adorable wrath. Hmm, maybe that's why you guys keep coming, you're as hypnotized by them as we are.

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"the one year progression of esme"

via u/praise_cocaine_jesus
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02
"Well fed kitten"

via u/Ipartywithweirdos1
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"Vet told me to “expect a couple of loose screws in there” she is 5 months old and half the size she is supposed to be"

via u/thebluepikachu135

"The bed is for our pretty big dog, so she looks even smoller than usual. She is wearing a sock diaper because she couldn't use the bathroom on her own until she was 4 months old. She is a miracle baby… Today we visited the vet- her eyesight and hearing is almost normal now. Vet did say she will probably have some quirks due to her permanently small size. she does have a couple of neurological issues, she's a little slow."
04
"Pepper was dumped and found her forever home with us and her BFFs"

via u/Sea_Childhood_8648
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"Patio Cat DOL 64: listed for adoption"

via u/Kitty_casserole

"Well folks, it's official, Orla and Napoleon are getting scheduled for spay/neuter next week and have been listed for adoption! I've been really contemplating the best configuration for pairings between Orla, Napoleon, and Indy when in reality they would likely all succeed in any pairing, or even separate if the adopter already has a kitty pal at home. In my dreams, we find someone who wants all three, but the reality of that might be limited. Napoleon is likely the most "desirable" of color patterns of the three, so I'm hoping we can use that point coloring to our advantage so Indy or Orla can get adopted with him. Cross your fingers for us, and please, if you have any friends or family in Chicago wanting a kitty, give us a shout!"
06
"my boyfriend saved this little felon from a sewer drain"

via u/xx_crunkkitty
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"Smol criminal exposing herself after waking up from nappies! We need Paw & Order in the streets!"

via u/t*ttylieutenant
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08
"I’m listening"

via u/4whaat
09
"Accidently took the cutest picture of the smolest criminal."

via u/BRINKLEBURG
10
"New intruders appeared in my father’s cattleshed"

via u/Cirlo93
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11
"I’m not sure what this thing is"

via u/legendekaan
12
"They call it 'camp'"

via u/sweetlilnymf
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"Outrageously criminals smol"

via u/WeirdBeardDude
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14
"Catsitting this one for a couple of days."

via u/Raftel88
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"All grown up at just 7 lbs, the smallest kitty we've ever had!"

via u/hyzenthlay1701
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"Newest inmates protesting about EVERYTHING"

via u/harperking
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"Guilty of being a floofy void"

via u/Vanityandwrath
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"Hes angy and hiding from me"

via u/idiot_on_reddit_32
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"Effervescent loaf named moo (also floofy smol kitty)"

via u/peonyprincesses
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"Kitties in the shelter cuddling"

via u/0whyamionreddit0