31 Random Geeky Memes to Get You Through the Week

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    Outerwear - When you accidentally shrink your Jedi Master in the wash. GUNS D'BACON
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    Pumpkin - Scariest. Pumpkins. Ever. THE WIFI IS DOWN [1% STUDENT LOANS CHECK $3
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    Hat - This is how they get almond milk
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    Hat - 3 I have been expecting you Impossible
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    Bird - WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE ANY MORE. I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE QUESTIONING MY MOTIVES.
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    Human - LOOKING AT HIM DRUNK AFTER THE BAR LOOKING AT HIM SOBER AT 10AM AND NEED A RIDE HOME
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    Vehicle - The boat used as the S.S. Minnow in Gilligan's Isle was a 1964 Wheeler with a cruising speed of 12 knots- which means they couldn't have traveled more than 41.5 miles. Now I'm starting to doubt if the show was even real. OC €
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    Font - Starting a fight Petting a dog "Hey buddy Consoling a child thefirsthogokage But, what are the orange, green, and purple ones... prolifeproliberty Orange: "You want to go outside?" Purple: *shushing noises* Green: "Do you want to call your mommy?"
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    Product - didyoumissme-221b: feline-ranger: causenotsymptom: malformalady: Glass headstones Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful. I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day. There are two kinds of people
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    Font - corpish Follow Tommy @tommy_oswalt still not over how yesterday when my flight landed in Nashville our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because he took some "shortcuts".....sir we were in the sky what do you mean???? 9:17 AM - 4/27/21 - Twitter Web App . I'm convinced it was an interdimensional portal
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    Gesture - Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus did I "kill a plant" or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment 7:01 AM - 21/06/2022 Twitter for iPhone 30.2K Retweets 1,498 Quote Tweets 261K Likes
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    Flower - "When your cactus slowly walks away because it knows you're capable of killing it."
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    Human - PAINTING: "The arrival of the electric bill." Oil on canvas.
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    Musical instrument - on March 10, 1876 Alexander Graham Bell makes the first phone call ever. and moments later he was notified that his car's extended warranty had expired.
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    Font - one-time-i-dreamt :) Victor Tran @vicr12345 The Earth is... move. Flat Flat Flat Tea @dreampail I don't believe that the Earth is real fangirlsleep Out-conspiracy the conspiracy theorist, good
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    Font - 70% of the earth is water & virtually none of it is carbonated. So is the earth, in fact, flat?
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    Font - Ben Rosen @ben_rosen 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep! we landed a robot on mars! scientists today: for the last time, the earth is *round*
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    Font - maura quint @behindyourback have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn
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    Aircraft - HAHA НАНАНАНАНА ATTUJAXE V wwword G HAHAHA НАНАНАНАНА ROFL
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    Photograph - All my friends are traveling & posting vacation pics and I'm over here like
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    Font - tawdry hepburn @eraserheadbabby my friend gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital and her husband named the kid Carson and if you don't think that's the best dad joke ever get out of my face oreotord CARSON princess-yosuke Son: Hey dad how did I get my name? Dad, who has been waiting year for this: *in tears* WELL
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    Font - PLEASE H, VE TICKET OR ASS REDY. Hope I got my ticket
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    Photograph - I LOVE DRIVING IN WINTER BECAUSE I PRETEND I'M FLYING THE MILLENNIUM FALCON! imgflip.com
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    Font - FIGHT I wanna be 16 again and ruin my life differently I have new have new ideas. .ORG
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    Vertebrate - The Book The Movie
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    Font - REI K tilthat TIL In the middle ages some kings had clothes made from "Salamander fur" which were completely fire-proof and bright white. The name likely comes from the common belief that Salamanders were "born from fire". The clothes were actually made out of asbestos. via reddit.com fakelanguage Bend thine ear and harken: If thou or thy king hast been exposed to salamander fur, thou mightest be entitled to monies in recompense. Send thy fleetest paige for a free consultation overmorrow.
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    Product - Kelly @kelly_le If you think about the vastness of space, & how enormous our galaxy is, & how big our planet is, & how small we are, I'm not really eating all that much cheese.
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    Font - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Excellent Reasons to give pets Boring Human Names: 1. To see how long it takes co-workers to realize you're talking about a pet and not a significant other ("Dave and I were watching a movie in bed the other nite") 1b. or about a kid ("Maria's not allowed to eat raisins, she's allergic") 2. You can use them as an excuse ("Taylor hates it when I get home late") 3. Eventually you get to say things like "Jennifer got stuck between the wall and the refrigerator aga
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    Water - No one: Absolutely positively no one: Florida man: Cause I've... had... the time of my life laughsfor, abs
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    Gesture - LAN Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where sity ideas come from.
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    Font - Tony Ventura @real TonyVentura Back in my day, I could walk in a store with $25 USD and walk out with 6 Porterhouse steaks, 2 chickens, a case of beer, 5 bottles of wine, 2 loaves of bread and a gallon of milk. Can't do that today. Too many fi cameras.

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