Tantalizing Tweets: Wholesome Series of 50+ Doggo Rates For The Canine Loving Cuties

Author image for kalila courban
kalila courban
Oct 11, 2023 1:00 PM EDT

Greetings, fellow dog enthusiasts! In our view, every dog is a shining star, marching to the beat of their own hearts and reveling in a lifelong pursuit of goofiness. It's an extraordinary occurrence for us to assign a dog a rating lower than a solid 11/10, and we are confident that "We Rate Dogs" would wholeheartedly agree. If you happen to frequent Twitter, or as the youngsters refer to it nowadays, "X," you're probably already well-versed in the cultural sensation of dog rates. They've undeniably earned their reputation with a flawless rating system that has maintained an impeccable track record since its inception.

There are numerous aspects we deeply admire about this doggo rating phenomenon. Firstly, it's all about the dogs themselves, naturally. Additionally, we can't help but adore the charming doggo ratings, each accompanied by their delightful and fitting taglines. Every pup is granted a distinct rating, expertly crafted by the "We Rate Dogs" team, considering various factors. Enjoy! 

Subscribe to our weekly newsletter to start your Caturday with the funniest felines on the internet!

Add as a preferred
source on Google
Advertisement
  • 01
    Vertebrate - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Hulk and Stitch. Stitch was not a fan of acquiring a little brother. Now they won't stop cuddling. Both 13/10
    via @dog_rates
  • 02
    Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Moose. He accidentally opened the front facing camera. Decided to make the most of it. 12/10
    via @dog_rates
  • 03
    Dog - WeRateDogs® ✔ @dog_rates > For the last time, we only rate dogs. Whoever dropped a scoop of oreo ice cream on the floor please come pick it up. Thank you... 13/10
    via @dog_rates
  • 04
    Dog - WeRateDogs® ✔ @dog_rates This is Marcel. He was once a member of the Royal Guard. Didn't last long because he couldn't stop smiling. 14/10 1 Marcel @lecorgi
    via @dog_rates
  • 05
    Dog - WeRateDogsⓇ® ✔ @dog_rates This is Little Bear. He tolerates baths because he knows how phenomenal his floof will appear afterwards. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
    via @dog_rates
  • 06
    Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Arthur. He received a letter today from his 10-year-old neighbor, Troy. I'm told he is incredibly flattered and hopes to schedule a play date soon. 14/10 for both Hallo neighbors MY Name is Troy 4th grade I'm in and I'm just Wonder ing if Maybe after this virus you need a dog Sitter and if so I can Take your deg on walks and mon
    via @dog_rates
  • 07
    Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates this is a power move by Comet and i respect him for it. 14/10 Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather. 13 May Comet's first #dogshaming Show this thread I BITE EVERYTHING HWNG foxloft.co
    via @dog_rates
  • 08
    Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Ellie. She made a friend at the pool today. Was wondering if they could have a sleepover. The little one's parents already said it'd be fine. Both 13/10
    via @dog_rates
  • 09
    Dog - WeRate DogsⓇ @dog_rates This is Honey. She wants you to spot the difference between these two pics. It's very subtle so please take your time. 13/10
    via @dog_rates
  • 10
    Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as payment
    via @dog_rates
  • 11
    Dog - WeRateDogsⓇ @dog_rates This is Vinnie. He had his first nightmare last night. Catching pup on those missed snoozles. 12/10 much more comfy now
    via @dog_rates
  • 12
    Dog - WeRateDogs Ⓡ @dog_rates This is Watson. He wanted a nice pic with the skyline but the wind got under his ears and he almost blew away. 13/10 please hold his paw to keep him grounded
    via @dog_rates
  • 13
    Dog - WeRateDogs Ⓡ @dog_rates This is Malibu. She can't start her day without a few sips of coffee. Maximizes her zoom levels and increases overall pawductivity. 12/10
    via @dog_rates
  • 14
    Brown - WeRate DogsⓇ @dog_rates This is Ruby and Max. They pick up a piece of litter on every walk. Sometimes their ears get tangled, but the planet is worth it. Both 14/10
    via @dog_rates
  • 15
    Dog - WeRate DogsⓇ @dog_rates This is Asher. He's on his way home for the very first time. Can't believe he has a human of his own. 12/10 never letting go
    via @dog_rates
  • 16
    Dog - WeRateDogs Ⓡ @dog_rates This is Parker. He's very dangerous. Will nibble you limb from limb. Still 13/10 would pet with caution
    via @dog_rates
  • 17
    Dog - WeRateDogsⓇ @dog_rates This is Milton. He took a break from playing with his pals because you looked like you could use a hug. 13/10 thank you Milton
    via @dog_rates
  • 18
    Dog - WeRateDogs Ⓡ @dog_rates This is Smudge. She likes to sing but missed a note and got embarrassed. Hopes the tongue slip makes pup for it. 13/10 it does indeed
    via @dog_rates
  • 19
    Vertebrate - WeRate DogsⓇ @dog_rates This is Milo. He has initiated a pounce. Please brace for impact. 12/10 I am so ready LLL L
    via @dog_rates
  • 20
    Dog - WeRate DogsⓇ @dog_rates This is Archie. It's his first time at the vet. Heard a rumor they count all your spots. Really hopes he has enough. 13/10 you'll do great my friend
    via @dog_rates
  • 21
    Dog - WeRateDogsⓇ @dog_rates This is Duffy. If you look closely, you can see exactly where the mud attacked him. Fortunately for the mud, there were no witnesses. 12/10 let's get you cleaned pup
    via @dog_rates
  • 22
    Nose - WeRateDogs Ⓡ @dog_rates This is Ludo. He's a professional carpet snoozability tester. It's a very difficult job but someone has to do it. 12/10 will repawt back in six hours
    via @dog_rates
  • 23
    Dog - WeRateDogsⓇ @dog_rates This is Heidi. She's having a very big day. Wanted to show you her latest accomplishment. 14/10 please tell her you're proud Ee I can SIT! Pet Milestone Cards GOOD DOG! 8.00
    via @dog_rates
  • 24
    Organism - WeRateDogsⓇ @dog_rates This is Harley. She brought you this gift because she thinks you're one in a melon. 13/10 that's very clever Harley thank you
    via @dog_rates
  • 25
    Dog - WeRateDogsⓇ @dog_rates This is Bodie. He's thrilled you finally asked about his Pride pose. Been working on it for weeks. 14/10 it's delightful Bodie #PrideMonth Puppo
    via @dog_rates
  • 26
    Water - WeRateDogs Ⓡ @dog_rates This is Ron. He reserved the fountain for his pool party this evening but nobody showed up. Still hoping they're on their way. 13/10 sit tight Ron i'm coming
    via @dog_rates
  • 27
    Dog - WeRateDogs Ⓡ @dog_rates This is Valentine. He's on his first big road trip. Trying to taste the wind in every state. 12/10 please roll down his window
    via @dog_rates
  • 28
    Dog - WeRateDogs Ⓡ @dog_rates This is Captain, the hockey pup for the @Capitals. When he's done on the ice he'll be a service dog for a veteran or first responder. 14/10 an honor to pet PER NHL
    via @dog_rates
  • 29
    Dog - WeRateDogs Ⓡ ✔ @dog_rates This is Hedwig. He was excited to show his new ball what outside is all about, but it's raining. Unsure of next steps. 14/10 we will fight the rain #Royal Canin Puppies
    via @dog_rates
  • 30
    Dog - WeRateDogs® ✔ @dog_rates This is Dustin. He thought you looked like you needed a kiss. Thankfully he was here to provide it. 14/10 thank you, Dustin #RoyalCanin Puppies
    via @dog_rates
  • 31
    Dog - WeRateDogs® ✔ @dog_rates This is Elvira. She's never been on camera before. Really enjoying all the pawblicity. 13/10 # Royal Canin Puppies
    via @dog_rates
  • 32
    Dog - WeRateDogsⓇ @dog_rates This is King. He heard a rumor about a good boy in the area. Thought he'd mosey on over in case you maybe... wanted to confirm. 14/10 #RoyalCaninPuppies
    via @dog_rates
  • 33
    Plant - WeRateDogs Ⓡ @dog_rates This is Meeko. He's supposed to be a guard dog. Incredibly bad at it. Hasn't scared a single person away. 13/10 would noggin pat through the fence BEWARE OF THE DOG
    via @dog_rates
  • 34
    Dog - WeRateDogs® ✔ @dog_rates This is Andi and Olli. They fell asleep arguing over who gets to cuddle the chicken toy. 13/10 for both
    via @dog_rates
  • 35
    Dog - WeRateDogsⓇ @dog_rates This is Zada. She's having a little bath before bedtime. 12/10 would protect with my life
    via @dog_rates
  • 36
    Brown - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Nala. She would like your attention because she has an announcement. The announcement is that she'd like your attention. 13/10 #RoyalCaninPuppies
    via @dog_rates
  • 37
    Dog - WeRateDogs® ✔ @dog_rates This is Léon. He got some new sweaters for Christmas. Would ask you what you think of them but he already knows he's absolutely serving. 12/10
    via @dog_rates
  • 38
    Dog - WeRate DogsⓇ @dog_rates This is Lance. He burst through the fence back there to show you his new bow tie. 13/10 please tell him he's handsome A
    via @dog_rates
  • 39
    Dog - WeRateDogs® ✔ @dog_rates This is Dilsey. She got to wear doggles during her laser therapy today. Not planning on giving them back. She looks too good. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday >
    via @dog_rates
  • 40
    Dog - WeRate DogsⓇ @dog_rates This is Gracie. People think it's easy being a puppy but it's actually exhausting. 12/10 sweet dreams baby
    via @dog_rates
  • 41
    Dog - WeRateDogsⓇ @dog_rates This is Tonka. It's his first time at the park and he's a little shy. Was wondering if you'd be his friend. 12/10 I've never wanted anything so bad
    via @dog_rates
  • 42
    Dog - WeRateDogs Ⓡ✔ @dog_rates This is Tucker. He decided to call it an early night. Had a very busy day. Already dreaming about being on a rollercoaster. 13/10 would snuggle forever
    via @dog_rates
  • 43
    Vertebrate - WeRateDogsⓇ ✔ @dog_rates This is Cooper and his son, Walter. Cooper got called down to puppy school because Walter wrote "heck" on the whiteboard. That language will not be tolerated and it's safe to say Cooper is appalled. Still 12/10 for both
    via @dog_rates
  • 44
    Product - WeRateDogsⓇ ✔ @dog_rates This is Skipper. He's been ship- wrecked. Was wondering if you could help him get his boat back to sea so he may resume his voyage. 14/10
    via @dog_rates
  • 45
    Shirt - WeRateDogs® ✔ @dog_rates This is Ned. He'll be conducting your check-pup today. Please don't giggle when you see him. He's $232,000 in debt from medical school and would appreciate some respect. 13/10 881
    via @dog_rates
  • 46
    Dog - WeRateDogs Ⓡ @dog_rates This is Ingo and Poldi. They've been best buds since they met. Now they do everything together. 13/10 for both pups
    via @dog_rates
  • 47
    Product - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates he has every right to be there. 13/10 TAYLOR @CALM_Taylor-3d Why is there a Dog in the drive thru??? Show this thread
    via @dog_rates
  • 48
    Dog - WeRateDogsⓇ ✔ @dog_rates This is Winnie. She needs to tell you a secret really quick. It's that she hopes you have a good day. 13/10 that didn't need to be a secret but i still appreciate it very much
    via @dog_rates
  • 49
    Dog - WeRateDogsⓇ ✔ @dog_rates This is Miller. He didn't pass his drivers test this time but they said he can come back and try again whenever he wants. 12/10 struggled with the parallel barking VVBE > EL
    via @dog_rates
  • 50
    Tire - WeRate DogsⓇ @dog_rates We only rate dogs. Please don't send in traffic cones. They're there for a reason. Just drive around it. Thank you... 13/10
    via @dog_rates
  • 51
    Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Hercules. He would like to discuss a job opportunity with you. The job is gently scratching behind his ears. It comes with many benefits and you can start immediately. 14/10
    via @dog_rates
  • 52
    Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Batman. He wasn't happy about shower time, but then you called him the best smelling squeaky clean good boy in all the land. 13/10 >
    via @dog_rates
  • 53
    Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Theo. He hasn't asked his crush to be his valentine yet. Would appreciate if you lowered your voice about it. He still has an entire day. 13/10
    via @dog_rates
  • 54
    Dog - WeRateDogs® ✔ @dog_rates This is Remy and The Sheps. The Sheps look out for Remy so if you have a pawblem with Remy I suggest keeping it to yourself. 13/10 for all TRUE TEMPER. 00
    via @dog_rates
  • 55
    Dog - WeRateDogs® ✔ @dog_rates Here's a drive thru corgi. There were only 9 chicken nuggies in her 10-piece meal so she pulled around again. Please hand over the final nuggie this instant. 12/10
    via @dog_rates
  • 56
    Dog - WeRateDogs Ⓡ @dog_rates This is Kicker. Nobody told him the ice would be so slippery. As soon as he got pupright he slipped again. 12/10 someone help him
    via @dog_rates
  • 57
    Dog - WeRateDogs Ⓡ @dog_rates You think this is funny? We only rate dogs. This is a walrus. Please be more careful. Thank you... 13/10
    via @dog_rates
  • 58
    Dog - WeRate DogsⓇ ✔ @dog_rates This is Woods. He's here to help with the dishes. Specifically the pre-rinse, where he licks every item he can. 12/10 11
    via @dog_rates
  • 59
    Dog - WeRateDogs Ⓡ @dog_rates this happens EVERY DAY and we're just now hearing about it??? Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb. 11 Feb Whenever our dog finishes eating, she whines until my wife or me burps her. This happens every day Show this thread
    via @dog_rates

Check out our Instagram for more hilarious animal content!

Love our stuff? Shop for some of our pawsome merch here.

Tags

hilarious dogs adorable dog memes doggo funny dogs silly funny tweets funny
Scroll Down For The Next Article