The Cringiest Parenting Texts of the Week (October 10, 2023)

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    Font - Brief-Figure9364 1d Been throwing up on and off since 1 am last night. Don't have diabetes but have a blood sugar kit. Can't check it cuz I don't have strips.
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    Terrestrial plant - O° A Are the dishes done * M Mom > Today 1:08 AM Today 1:22 PM Do you have any blood sugar strips? Get the dishes done now I'm tired of telling you to do them I'm throwing up A lot I'm throwing up again No cuz I was throwing up and I'm shaking. Pretty sure the shaking is caused via low blood sugar and the puking Cash Okay. But I've literally been puking. I'm sorry I haven't gotten them done because of that. I'll get them done now Text Message O
    via u/Brief-Figure9364
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    Human body - SnooCapers 9401 2d Mom will cancel my 18th b-day party, unless I give her access to my common app ...
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    Product - r Egg Donor 5:49 PM (9 Are you still expecting me to pay for the party? 8:52 PM Saturday, October 7 to the party MMS 10:23 AM isn't going What about the common app? There's still going to be at least 8 people 8:53 PM party pack So we still get the Ⓒ + 8:50 PM 9:01 PM ·|||".
    via u/SnooCapers
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    Font - (Not sure if this belongs here) We've been fighting for the past few years, and rn it about college. I refuse to give her my account because she will apply for colleges I've explicitly told her I have no interest in and delete my applications for the colleges I do want to attend. Now she wants to cancel my party.
    via u/SnooCapers
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    Font - G Hollsies 2d ... My 10 year old cat was suddenly put to sleep last week. no one told me anything until an hour or two before she died
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    Colorfulness - 3 the vets? ya yeah is she doing an overnight? why C me mum keeps telling me not to tell you anything sorry man shes my cat well yeah shes my cat of course whats goin on sibling insists that you'll ask to come back to see her 7
    via u/Hollsies
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    Organism - 2 okay I'll do your room for you, incase you do decide to come back which.. I don't blame you, most people would want to come back i'm really annoyed at her what did she expect why did she try and get you not to tell me anything of course id wanna come back shes my cat i raised her she was afraid you'd focus less on your class if you knew please don't tell her I said anything though. I don't want both of you to be angry at me for the exact opposite reason I'm not angry at you you're j
    via u/Hollsies
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    Product - Dad plwasw come up and get me I'm at home Get a train i ned to come down No understand, but it's at least a ten hour drive for me and I'm exhausted from working all week and getting up at 5 every morning other deceased cat Ş please can you bury her next to ✓ Of course I'm so sorry, I'm blubbing away too im in bits
    via u/Hollsies
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    Font - Lia_Biscuit 5d Well I finally sed something :
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    Rainbow - r + mom Family chat dad, Emily, Jonathan, Mary,... James you lost your mind completely!!????? Ohhh God have mercy on us Satan is laughing at you now!!! Today 14:18 14:19 As of late I have been studying the actual context behind the Bible. Nowhere in the Bible it speaks against transsexual people. I am so sorry you have such an absolute warped view of both how the world works and Bible. I know you use to know an extremely religious version of me. That was all an unhealthy act to hide wh
    via u/Lia_Biscuit
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    Font - + Today As of late I have been studying the actual context behind the Bible. Nowhere in the Bible it speaks against transsexual people. I am so sorry you have such an absolute warped view of both how the world works and Bible. I know you use to know an extremely religious version of me. That was all an unhealthy act to hide what I used to be ashamed of. Much like the entire church does but they wear there far worse sins as a bage of honor. How can you say you believe in an all loving God
    via u/Lia_Biscuit
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    Font - Lia_Biscuit 4d Response form my parents SMS : ...
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    Font - < 1 + Family chat dad, Emily, Jonathan, Mary,... mom Ohhhh poor James !!! My son !!!! My son!! My son!!! In the name of Jesus please open his eyes!!! Jesus please take control of his mind and don't let James being taken advantage of !!!!What they did to you....put you in a skirt and long hair and this is happiness??? Jesus You created James so beautifully and put him in our family as a boy and have a twin sister MaryJane They been a blessing to us Now James is in Sodoma Jesus you love Jam
    via u/Lia_Biscuit
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    Screenshot - < 1 Family chat dad, Emily, Jonathan, Mary,... This message was deleted.06:50 + James this is not your writing!! I You know what is going to happen to them!!!! God almighty will judge this people,you son come think about...Im still paying your bills and remember you told me they are dying of hunger... You lost weight !!!! You have the freedom to choose not them!!! I know inside you know who you are!!! God help us I didn't give you money to feed them Bought a car for you that you can
    via u/Lia_Biscuit
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    Font - If you did not see my last post James is my dead name I go by Lia now. Also I am in college living on campus to toss that out there. Thanks for all the awesome comments from my last post. It means a lot to me I had an extremely rough summer. Where I almost had to camp in my car if things didn't go to plan with college housing. On top of my car blowing up and ultimately forcing my hand to make a deal with my parents to help me get a car. I somehow haven't gon hungry due to financial stuff.
    via u/Lia_Biscuit
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    Font - I knew this how my parents going to respond. Just had to say something in the hopes of ending the bad nightmares I have been having. Even though I never raised my voice to my parents. In my nightmares I would go into a full on shouting match with them. Sorry for bit of a read but I hope this give a tinny bit of insight into me.
    via u/Lia_Biscuit
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    Font - jinkamus 4d No sleep over rule for 24 year old me :
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    Product - You know We're going to have to talk about the sleep over rule because you are not understanding 6:30 PM 00 00 You know my answer wasn't no And no sleepover means I don't want you sleeping there either 3:29 PM Message We need to discuss 3:29 PM So you understand where I'm coming from instead of assuming 3:29 PM 2 qwe ?123 October 4 can N GIF 3 October 5 4 5 7 ít ý Ủ a s d f g h j k l sleep over? 6:09 PM ✓ 自 LIE x c v b n m EN FR ● 8 O 9 ор X ↓
    via u/jinkamus
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    Font - Garlic Bredd 5d Mom broke her internet for the Emergency Notification ...
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    Font - 6:45 Mom Are you already home? unplugged alll the cords to router/modem and I can't get internet to work. Well we turned off All electronics during the nationwide alert today. Not yet. Why? Why'd he do that? He was only supposed to unplug the power That's helpful. I'm practically blowing a gasket I'm so angry.
    via u/GarlicBredd
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    Rectangle - just_a_guy_in_pdx 5d We're pinged : ...
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    Font - Hey there. Have you heard about this FEMA test pattern that is suppose to happen on Thursday until May of next year? It sounds pretty serious. I have not heard about it. Yikes. It's all over YouTube and on the news. You need to put all electrical devices and close them up in the microwave. Make sure you shut them down and also unplug everything electrical in the house. It is a new ping that the government is going to use to listen and watch you. This is for real. It's pretty serious. It's
    via u/just_a_guy_in_pdx
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    Font - DryAnteater909 6d Mother thinks boundaries = cults : ...
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    Font - Spectrum LTE < 9:59 AM Birth Unit > 100% It's her rules mother, I can't help it Plus walking away from a quick trip or the mall back home isn't the best option It makes me feel like you live in a cult
    via u/DryAnteater909
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    Font - Fyi: I had to move out of my mothers house and go into a adult foster home for my own well-being. And this is how my mother responding to the fact that she can't know where I live (it would be safety violation)
    via u/DryAnteater909
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    Font - joshgoesnuclear 7d i'm not the only one who thinks this is weird right? ...
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    Font - ■ Optimum Wi-Fi 8 Do me a huge favor please. Go into Sis profile on Facebook and see where she works. I want to try to reconnect with her. My mom Yesterday 8:43 PM She ignores me. If I call her at work she can't ignore me. Hello? 3:11 PM My decision. I face my demons. O A A I had the number. She changed jobs. why would you want to know where she works just message her or something if you call her at work that makes you weird and crossing a boundary 15% iMessage Cash K 0
    via u/joshgoesnuclear
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    Product - Optimum Wi-Fi q 8 jobs. Hello? A 123 A Whatever. I called someone else anyway. ту том N I'm not sure what facing your demons has to do with harassing someone at work because they don't want to talk to you 3:11 PM i'm not gonna help you i love you but i'm not helping you be creepy *Cash W e r iMessage HO X C ty asdf ghjk u 15% i space O р 0 V b n m X Delivered 0 return
    via u/joshgoesnuclear
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    Smile - for context, my sil and brother are divorced. brother can't see his kids bc he's a terrible parent like our mother. sil, me, and my dad are all in contact and get to see the kids while brother and mom don't for being so she thinks this is ok
    via u/joshgoesnuclear

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