'Your parents are literally the worst part of my job': 20+ teachers share the one thing they wish they could tell their students

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    Rectangle - "Yes, I do have favorite students [] yes, they're probably who you imagine them to be"
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    Font - r/AskReddit. Posted by u/2minutestosundown 8 High School teachers of Reddit, what is the one thing that you want your students to know that you'd never tell them in person?
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    Font - catniss32 Your parents are literally the worst part of my job. 4.1k Share
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    Font - mikeyzjames When you think you are being genius by getting me to talk about random things at the beginning of class instead of "teaching", I'm really allowing it to happen b/c I don't have enough planned to cover a full class. 60.9k Share
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    Font - LeKy411 I knew you were cheating so I gave you a test with the answers in a different order for the rest of the semester. You clearly weren't very bright to figure it out, and yes I am that spiteful. It was easier than reporting the cheating. 58.8k Share ...
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    Font - dontmesswithadamwe. One day you're going to come across people who are not being paid to tolerate you, and all of a sudden life is going to become considerably more difficult 57.3k Share
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    Font - poppiesinred. I encourage my worst kids as much or more than my favorites because I don't want them back in my class next year. 49.6k Share
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    Font - [deleted] That we have much better hearing than you assume. We just choose our battles as it pertains to inappropriate comments. And sometimes I pretend not to see that thing you did just because I too found it humorous, and speaking to you about it would only result in me cracking up. Edit: well this really blew up! I am barely seeing people's reactions to it. I appreciate all the responses. A lot of great comments. And I can definitely share stories for those interested. Haha 40.1k ↓ Sh
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    Font - MrFinch8604. I can smell you. Everyone can. Please for the love of god, use deodorant. EDIT: Thanks for the Gold/Silver! To the people asking why I wouldn't say this to a student, the answer is twofold: 1. Puberty is a smelly ordeal, and a lot of the kids can't help it 2. Because god forbid it's not their fault (infection, a cultural thing, or improper washing of clothes), you don't want to alienate that student forever. 35.8k Share
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    Font - BumblingBlunderbuss That it's just as weird for me as it is for you when we bump into each other in public. Edit: Instead of responding to all, I'll tell my story here. I went on vacation with my then GF, and bumped into a student 3 states over. We both kind of shook our heads "no" at each other, and kept walking, silently agreeing to not address it. I saw this same student again 2 months later, during the summer, at a concert where they were underage We just shook our heads at one anothe
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    Font - [deleted] Yes, I do have favorite students. No, I won't tell you who they are because that would discourage you, but yes they're probably who you imagine them to be. 27.0k Share
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    Font - Seven669. I can definitely hear the horrible things you are saying. Yes, I see that you are on the other side of the room. I may be "old" to you but I am certainly not deaf.
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    Rectangle - deedozcheetoz Please stop juuling in the classrooms that's what the bathrooms are for 17.7k ↓ Share
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    Font - Original_AINE I hate the texts as much as you do, but everyone just shrugs when I suggest changing them up! I'm sorry they made us keep that awful After book on the list, I genuinely offered to buy them all back from students so I could burn the waste of time that they are 17.6k Share ...
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    Font - TheClassroom Comedian. A few off the top of my head: Just because I like you as a person doesn't mean that I won't fail you. Being smart isn't a justification for being lazy and I can't pass someone that never hands in work.
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    Font - I moved you away from your friends because they were taking you down with them. You have a real future in sports but you need to pass my class to play them. Your friends were making you fail and, if you don't get to play volleyball, I don't know what kind of future you have in front of you.
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    Font - I wish that the positivity that you get in my class could follow you home. I've met your parents and they are a nightmare. I do my best to encourage you here but I know that, some days, that just might not be enough.
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    Font - I have never and will never find a student intimidating. That's why I laughed at you when you asked me if I "knew who your father was". Yeah, he's the manager of a car dealership; that means nothing to nobody. I had a kid throw a desk at me and, while it scared me in the moment, it didn't make me fear him. One day, you will meet someone who has real power and I just wish that I could be there to see it. 16.3k Share
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    Font - sebastian94- I can see who you have a crush on in the classroom. 15.9k Share
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    Font - aldesuda You're unique, you're not special. Set your goals high but understand that if you change your goals to needs, you will have a lifetime of disappointment. ✩ 14.8k ↓ Share
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    Rectangle - callmedoglady If your parents email a teacher and argue with them, the whole staff knows. (At least at my school) ✩ 14.4k Share
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    Font - bomptonbigarettes. That my students are the reason why I am second- guessing having my own kids. 14.0k Share ...
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    Font - FancyShrimp Your sense of entitlement is most likely acquired from your upbringing, so parent teacher conferences to discuss your grades aren't going to do when the parents just blame us, despite you putting in little to zero effort. 11.8k Share
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    Font - grumpybatman Yes, I put you in a group with the kid you have a crush on intentionally. I'm stuck here with you 180 days a year, I want to see some drama. EDIT: I think this is my most upvoted comment. Glad my matchmaking could make some folks smile. Also, thanks for my first gold! EDIT PART TWO: Silver too? No paparazzi, please. But seriously, thanks! ↑ 9.5k ↓ Share

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