Irate Woman Insists on Throwing Out Roommate's Beloved Sprouting Potato, Twitter Jumps to its Defense

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    Font - J Follow @yikingtons Boy roommate won't let me throw his sweet potato away. I told him it scares me and he began talking about the beauty of "life forms" and "growth". I quickly realized he's actually attached to this thing. I'm tossing it on Sunday
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    Font - N @braincelltwo. 3d Replying to @yikingtons If you put part of it in water it will grow beautiful vines and probably make him really happy 97 140 ♡8,654 248K J@yikingtons 3d And then what. Then we have a cat AND a potato? You take it .
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    Font - L.L. Human Clickbait @human_....3d Replying to @yikingtons I understand him Q4 128 J@yikingtons . 3d You'd love him 7,196 229K
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    Human body - Jen Dziura @jendziura .3d Replying to @yikingtons This just needs a pot of dirt and now it's a potted plant and very normal
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    Human body - Ă©spĂ¼dõ @espudo 3d Replying to @yikingtons Take it for a walk and accidentally leave it at the dog park.
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    Product - Dissproportionately @dissproportion Follow Replying to @yikingtons You can't toss it. It's holding up the shelf.
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    Rectangle - Slow Food/aCc | G... @gar_step Follow Replying to @yikingtons Guys only want *one thing* and it's disgusting
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    Rectangle - Chairman Birb Be... @Bonecondor Replying to @yikingtons leave him alone Follow
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    Font - Anna Devereux @AnnaDevereux1 Follow Replying to @yikingtons Buy him a cool plant to put the energy into instead
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    Human body - Faris Shura @FarisShura. 3d Replying to @yikingtons throw it in a 5 gallon bucket with some soil, potatoes are stupid easy to grow
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    Font - Jonathan Harrop @harropj Follow Replying to @yikingtons Serve him sweet potato fries (from elsewhere, obviously) or something that evening. "Oh these are delicious! What are they?" "Oh... they're sweet potatoes fries. Didn't you notice?" He'll run to check the pantry and....
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    Font - the bees knees (Ale... @MoriCaliopeFeet Follow You will never understand the comfort of a man's blooming potato
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    Font - Dr. Cranjis McBaske... @amberyllis_ Follow Cathedrals are everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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    Hand - CAPRISUN @RektCaprisun. 2d Why would you discard such a beautiful work of nature ?
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    Font - @evakhahar .3d in a way the pantry sprout is a very glamorous assertion of being alive, how the sweet potato is naive enough to imagine a life otherwise. the sky is just behind the plastic shelf above. I am in the soils embrace
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    Font - Microplastics Explor... Follow @DiabolicalSpuds God forbid a man develop an interest in botany
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    Plant - coliflor, que no brĂ³coli @traperillo Follow This happened to my dad and i too so we planted it in a pot and it grew to be so pretty

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