25 Memes for Couples Conquering Toddler Trials and Tribulations (October 16, 2023)

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    Baby playing with toys - Oh, excuse me. Today you don't like bananas? I'm sorry, I must have confused you with that toddler that ate three entire bananas yesterday. America
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    Photograph - Tucking my toddler into bed at night SAMO Desequed
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    Table - Dinner with toddlers be like
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    Shoe - When a mom bumps into another mom and finishes chatting and her toddler is like
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    Sharing - My toddler, every night at two hour intervals Get back in here and love me!
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    Outerwear - When you tell a toddler they can't drink the cleaning solution under the sink
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    Outerwear - When your toddler is playing quietly and you accidentally make eye contact
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    Font - When your kid throws a tantrum after you take away the waffle they refused to eat after asking you to make it
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    Plant - ME ACCIDENTALLY SITTING ON THE TOILET WHILE IT STILL HAS MY TODDLER'S TRAINING SEAT.
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    Dog - When you finally sit down, only to hear your kid yell from the bathroom that he's ready for you to wipe his bt the.n3rd dad
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    Microphone - Me: "It's bedtime. Goodnight." My kids: I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
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    Glasses - Me trying to leave the house with a toddler By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.
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    Happy - When your kid was supposed to nap for 2 hours but wakes up after a half hour It's not fair..
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    Food - Me: No snacks, we're about to have dinner... My kid: @TeamDadPatrol
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    Primate - *at the doctor's office* Mom: Please, don't touch anything. Toddler:
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    Smile - My child who now wears 5T, but their favorite pajamas are 3T
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    Forehead - My toddler, when I put her food on the blue plate instead of the red plate Oh, is that what we're gonna do today, we're gonna fight?
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    Sleeve - When the toddler's having fun and you say it's time to go GU
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    Tire - me cleaning up after my kid eats a single piece of toast
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    Font - Annie Way @Anniewritess You might think the important childhood milestones are walking and talking, but they're actually things like "can be left alone for 5 minutes," "can fetch their own snack," and "can puke in a receptacle instead of all over their bed."
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    Font - HOW TO BE A DAD HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad Nothing will prepare you for the amount of energy and adrenaline you'll burn just keeping your child from doing things that will result in injury or death.
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    Jaw - emily petrini @emilykmay Can someone explain why the h every single place for children opens at 10 or even 11 am??? Like I have been up since 5:15. I have lived five lives and made two meals by TEN AM.
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    Jaw - Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal I'm taking a half-day off work so I can get my daughter dressed for daycare.
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    Clothing - Parents: Look at your new big kid bed! Toddlers: I'm gunna p on it
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    Sleeve - ME: DID YOU P MY TODDLER .... P? NO

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