The 35+ Funniest Memes and Tweets About Motherhood, Moms, and Mommies Trying to Do It All

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    Nature - Me to my kids: Too much candy will make you sick. Also me once they're in bed: 1937 XML @oneawkwardmom JERSHEY'S ZE ICKERS
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    Font - SARCAS SAM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids.
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    Forehead - When someone who's not a parent says they'd never give their kids non-organic food or screen time @tiredmothers
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    Property - I see your junk drawer and raise you. a chaos corner PI BO Pampers FAM MEN @momwithaboysname #REF! CREATE YOUR OWN CONNE
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    Font - Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife Me: did you brush your teeth? Son: yup Me: your toothbrush is completely dry Son: oh you mean today?
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    Human - Saturday at 5:56am: What a nice time to be asleep The kids entering my bedroom: SE Cynical Parent
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    Font - ANXIOUS No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards EVER AFTER ... I told my 7yo that I'm 38, and she started crying. When I asked why, she said, "I'm just sad because old people die." So now I'm both touched because she loves me so much, and depressed because she obviously thinks my life expectancy is that of a 17th century colonial farmer.
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    Product - When you go back and look at what you've spent on daycare over the years @cynicalparent Cynical Parent
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    Eyelash - It's no problem. Sleep when the baby sleeps. Oh this? No big deal. A sleep regression at 18 months is perfectly normal. I know, she's 4 years old and still getting up at night. It's just a phase. She's a teenager now! I'm sure she will finally get to sleep at a responsible hour.
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    Hair - BEFORE AFTER KIDS: KIDS:
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    Font - Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you're a terrible parent. I don't care how busy you are--find the time to microwave that sh
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    Forehead - My kid to literally every germ at school momwithaboysname Can I keep you?
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    Gesture - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet Nobody cares more about proper hydration than a kid who's just been kissed goodnight
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    Glasses - Me: Give your macaroni a minute to cool down. Still me: Blow on it before you eat! My kid ignoring me completely: That's hot. mommy Cocktail
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    Font - Fake AduliMonk Renee Niemann @fakeadultmom It took 3 minutes to get my baby out via c-section and yet it takes me a solid 15 minutes to get a toy out of its packaging!?!? Why am I easier to open than a toy?!?
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    Human - How moms feel after an uninterrupted shower @alyceoneword
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    Font - The Hidden Snacks Mama @hiddensnacksma ... Whenever I try to get up early for some morning alone time, my toddler seems to hear my eyelids opening and decides to rise and shine with me. IG: @thehiddensnacksmama
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    Forehead - my daughter's friends when i wave during carpool OSASSYPIEHOLE You look poor. OSASSYPIEHOLE
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    Hand - When you have a day without the kids and you plan to do a bunch of important stuff @alrightmom Byourfation trengt
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    Font - Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal Things that made my toddler cry this week: - I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare - the bath was "too wet" - he wanted syrup for breakfast...just syrup - his sister "keeps looking at him" - he wants shoes like his friend Jacob (there is no Jacob)
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    Smile - When you've cleaned and took care of sick kids all day & your husband comes home asking what's for dinner @tiredmothers
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    Forehead - when your kid asks to have a friend over and the friend is standing right there @lifeandtimesofmom 4*
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    Organism - Satirical Mommy @Satirical Mommy SATIRICAL MOMMY Before kids, I didn't understand the expression "I can't hear myself think." I get it now...
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    Font - One Awkward Mom @oneawkward mom I asked my husband to hand me my birth control while he was up and he brought me one of our kids instead. Well played
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    Forehead - Me: The baby went to bed late so I bet she'll sleep late. The baby at 5:30am: @momwithaboysname
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    Forehead - When your sick kid wants to cuddle with you.
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    Gesture - Your Everyday Ellen @youreverydayLN Them: what's it like to parent a toddler? Me: imagine if sitting down and silence @your were illegal
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    Lip - Husband: How were the kids today? Me: @themarvelousmrsmom 0
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    Font - @justlikeatvmom @justlikeatvmom My 5 yr old just shouted "I'M NEVER GIVING UP... until I get really tired!" And that's how I know he's mine.
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    Font - FATHER 4SH No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I want my kids to understand honesty, but I also need them to understand that theaters charge criminal prices for candy, and that's why it's okay for dad to pack his cargo shorts with gummy bears in the theater parking lot.
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    Font - Rachel Sobel @whinecheezits As I was lovingly tucking in my 5yo, I told her I loved her and she responded with, "You've been a great mommy....so far."
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    Tableware - My kid about to go ham in the cafeteria while the nutritious lunch I packed rots in his backpack. GENTLEMEN... @JustLikeAtvMom To free chocolate milk.
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    Font - @justlikeatvmom @justlikeatvmom 4 YR. OLD: I can teleport myself to right there on the floor! Pshooooooom! ME: Cool, another word for that is "jumping"
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    Forehead - Me calling my husband when the kids are going crazy and he's 14 seconds past his ETA. OTIS WEDDING SAM D @silkymamas
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    Font - Cynical Parent Cynical Parent @cynicalparent I saw something today that referred. to potty training as a "great bonding experience with your child." No thanks.
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    Microphone - Me, every day, while potty training my toddler TV NEWS Cynical Parent There was a horrible accident here earlier this afternoon.
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    Smile - How I expect my family to live after I've cleaned the house @MOMOFIANDDONE
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    Wheel - Buy a really expensive stroller so that it pushes smoothly while you hold your whiny kid in your other arm Cynical Parent

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