'I don't trust Big Skittle...': 16+ Redditors come up with hilarious off-the-wall remarks to repel unwanted company after woman asks advice on how to avoid creepy neighbor

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    Font - r/r/homeowners . Posted by u/adorable_awkward 2 days ago Creepy neighbor keeps popping up over the fence
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    Font - So, next door neighbor, older guy, abandoned the house when he went to prison for shooting two people breaking into his house in a drug related crime. 1 d.ed there, 1 made it out to the hospital.
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    Font - I did not know all this before buying the house. Yay. He keeps popping up over the fence to chat. About the animals he sees in my yard, about the time he knocked and I didn't answer, etc... My dog hates him, and barks like crazy. He told her to calm
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    Font - down last week which passed me off. She is literally doing her job protecting my property. I told him exactly that, and not to give her any commands. He ignored me cause he is creepy, old, misogynistic? Apparently he looks into my backyard often
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    Font - as he was asking questions about current projects going on that he would only know about by spying when I'm not home. I get that he is lonely and isolated because all the neighborhood hates him. But it makes me feel so uncomfortable, invasion of
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    Font - my privacy. I don't want to go in the backyard at all. I kinda lost my temper yesterday when I was just bringing my trash bins back in. He kept yelling "knock knock" which I ignored as I wasn't in the mood to chat. He pops his head over the fence anyway. I
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    Font - snapped and told him to stop invading my privacy. He said he called out knock, knock. I told him that didn't matter as I didn't answer with any welcome. Am I being a bh here? I want to replace the fence soon, which will require his
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    Font - cooperation for worker access. I'll be paying the entire cost for it, so nothing is required from him but permission and access.I don't think there is a good solution, but the 7ft tall cinderblock fence will help. Is there a
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    Font - version of shade structure that could work to provide privacy until the new fence goes up?
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    Font - randomtrend 2 days ago To be completely honest, I had to combat a neighbor like this by pretending I was crazy. I said the most off the wall sh to them and they finally left me alone.
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    Font - jnmtx. 2 days ago You believe in the moon?!
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    Font - randomtrend I legit asked them if they believed in skittles. Like the candy that actually exists. And ● 2 days ago when they said yes I convinced them I didn't trust Big Skittle.
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    Font - xixi2 - 2 days ago In an alternate dimension the neighbor starts agreeing with you and you've turned him also crazy and have to go to his weekly anti-big-skittle meetings or else what kind of leader are you?
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    Font - Krynja 2 days ago ● SCP #8920: B.Skittle Class: Euclid A Memonic entity that passes by affected individuals telling others about "Big Skittle."
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    Font - The listeners then become carriers of 8920. These carriers are referred to as 8920-a. It is theorized that entity is attempting to reach critical mass number of carriers. Though what number this would occur at is not known.
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    Font - Administration of mild amnesiacs removes influence.
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    Rectangle - POS FLESTAR WE BSG 12 thewontondisregard. 1 day ago This is how the Big Skittle rumors spread. We can say it started here.
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    Font - 24 Particular_Look1965 Reminds me of the guy who tried to raise money to build his own rocket, like a backyard rocket. When he failed to raise the funds, he changed his approach say he was raising money to build a rocket to prove the Earth is flat. Success! ● 9 hr. ago
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    Font - dhuntergeo. 2 days ago Do you like cheese? I like cheese What about moon cheese?
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    Font - Constantlearner01 2 days ago Are you the one who told my past neighbor (who moved to a new area) that you see dead people on the mound in the lake? Well played sir.
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    Font - Shazam1269 · 23 hr. ago • Can you see me? What year is it? Ask EVERY time you see him. ●
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    Font - • Introduce yourself ● to him every time you see him. ● Talk to an invisible person.
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    Font - droplivefred 22 hr. ago Gotta fight crazy with crazy. But if you start going all flat earth on them be ready to up the ante when they say, "Omg! Finally someone who understands!"
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    Font - bookjunkie315 1 day ago ● Hahahah as my tattoo artist says, confuse don't abuse!
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    Font - Konstant_kurage. 2 days ago That's in my future. I have a vacation home that my family and I will be moving to full time in the next year. My neighbor hates me.
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    Font - I've got to come up with something so he leaves me alone. Crazy is one option, working on my Barrett .50 or M1919 belt fed machgn in the front yard is another idea.
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    Font - Amous2121 - 1 day ago Dark Wilson: I noticed you weren't in your bedroom last night. Is everything ok? We actually had a neighbor do this once.
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    Font - Humble-Plankton2217 • 1 day ago If you can program your doorbell's "autoresponse" you can make him talk to a robot.
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    Font - My Ring doorbell has an autoresponse "Sorry, we're not interested. Have a great day." That would be TOO perfect for him.
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    Font - rovingdad 2 days ago K I the dude with kindness. Offer him some Jehovah witness spiel. He will avoid you like crazy lol

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