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"*aging intensifies*"
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"Saving on electricity isn’t super important if you’re dead, kiddo."
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"What are some of the milestones you were most grateful for?"
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"Be afraid. Be very afraid."
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"Sweet dreams, kiddo!"
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"I can’t even imagine what my kids would say."
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"I’m now sad that I’m done having kids."
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"At least he’s expressing himself freely."
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"Why? Why oh why did I have to look left?"
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"Uuugghhhhhh"
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"My favorite too."
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"It’s like the opposite of a survival instinct."
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"Cute little nicknames are a fun part of early parenthood."
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"And you have to make this face. It’s the law."
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"Filed under Nope."
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"Definitely feels like drawing with a non-dominant hand sometimes. All potatoes and squiggles."
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"You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here"
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"It’s like the “I don’t mean to sound…” of accuracy."
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"She cracked the code."
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"Have mercy."
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"Part of learning how to win is learning how to get your a** kicked."
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"You may groan, but that’s showbiz baby."
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"This is the way."
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"Photo ops, baby. "
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"*raises my hand*"
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"Skreeeeeeee!"
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"Impenetrable."
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"Uhhhhh… Hey kiddo want some ice cream?!"
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"What they used to love is now torture apparently."
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"This is the song! This is the song!"
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"Please no"
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"Check for a battery slot as well."
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"*sigh*"
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"Always nothing.”
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"Ta-DUMmm!"
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" ThumpTHUMPthumpTHUMPthumpTHUMP"
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"*DING DING DING*"
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"Those eyes are getting a thorough resting."
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"Turning the gaslight on in front of you."
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