From Bibs To Big Smiles: 47 Hilariously Relatable Toddler Memes

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    Smile - Me on day 3 of being stuck in the house with a toddler: I WANT TO BE WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE
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    Shorts - When you take your eyes off the kids for three minutes...
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    Happy - When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama BEND THE KNEE
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    Ecoregion - Me: Stay in your own bed tonight, ok 3 yr old: Ok Mommy, I promise. 3:00am:
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    Facial expression - Me after accidentally being headbutted by my toddler. @stayathomiesblog
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    Font - WHAT'S IT LIKE HAVING A TODDLER? IMAGINE RAISING A HEAVILY CAFFEINATED CHIMPANZEE WHO IS ALLERGIC TO SLEEP
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    Bird - PARENT:WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH? 1 YEAR OLD:
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    Happy - Having a two- year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. -Jerry Seinfeld
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    Clothing - WHEN YOU TRY TO ARGUE WITH A TODDLER MOMSBOTINK
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    Sharing - HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE EVER FELT PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY YOUR TODDLER?
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    Nose - A TODDLER IS A TINY PERSON WHO CAN'T HEAR THEIR NAME BEING CALLED. BUT CAN HEAR THE RUSTLING OF A CANDY WRAPPER THROUGH 4 WALLS AND A THUNDERSTORM.
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    Organism - WHEN I SEE ANOTHER MOM WITH HER SCREAMING TODDLER IN THE STORE
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    Smile - WHEN YOU WANT YOUR TODDLER TO BOND WITH YOUR NEWBORN AND ALSO WANT YOUR NEWBORN TO SURVIVE YOUR TODDLER.
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    Primate - When my toddler sleeps MAMASDOODY Annnddd when she doesn't
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    Bird - Me: Do you have to poop? Toddler: No Me: Are you sure? Toddler: mi AF @oldkidsbooks
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    Product - When your toddler has a tantrum over nothing Why are you the way that you are?
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    Handwriting - Toddler life: 1. Asks for a sandwich; 2. Cries because it's not cut right; 3. Refuses to eat the sandwich; 4. Has a meltdown when it's taken away.
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    Food - LIFE WITH A TODDLER SUMMED UP IN ONE IMAGE
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    Cartoon - Me talking to my toddler: "What's in your mouth?" My toddler:
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    Outerwear - ME: YOU WILL NOT DUMP YOUR DINNER ON THE FLOOR! MY TODDLER: W Don't believe me, just watch!
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    Human - Parent: Can we take this to go? Waiter: But your food hasn't even arriv- Kid: [pterodactyl opera] Waiter: We'll bag it right up for you! @HowToBeADad
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    Mouth - "You said snack time was after you went pee, but it was 10 seconds and I got hungry." @kidsaretheworst nutel
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    Vertebrate - What talking to your kid can feel like @alyceoneword
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    Hairstyle - Anytime I try to do anything. Criple Tree Care ...meanwhile, in the living room..
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    Dog - "I don't know how much candy you had, but you're at a 10, and I'm gonna need you at a 3." @tank.sinatra
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    Product - Look at everything I'm going to do when the kids are asleep. TB/alyceon ord 30 minutes later
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    Smile - When your kid has been telling you the same story for 167 hours @alyceoneword
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    Forehead - The face I make when my kids try to help clean up but they're really just making the mess bigger. TONI HAMMETZ
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    Hair - BEFORE AFTER KIDS: KIDS: MAD
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    Forehead - When my kid threatens to not talk to me for the rest of the day.
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    Facial expression - My kid, when I cut his sandwich into triangles instead of squares stamfordmommy You have no right to do this. You can't just come and fuck up my life.
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    Organism - Actual picture of me dealing with the aftermath of a glitter art project. @DIFFICULTMOMMY ABANDONED
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    Font - Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle kids will give you a leaf and expect you to keep this present until the day you die and every time you try to secretly throw it away they will ALWAYS FIND IT and be like, oh Auntie whoops looks like you dropped your special leaf
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    Human - WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND YOUR KID IS STARING AT YOU FROM THE SIDE OF THE BED LIKE MOMSGOTINK
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    Human - When your kid takes up all of the space in your bed even though there should be plenty of space for you both...
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    Product - Me: I want that. Mom: No! Me: MARC W
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    Wheel - I mean ... How fast was that kid going
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    Font - Sarah J. Hass @tacko belle ... the 7 year old sitting next to me on the plane just said that Fruit Loops are actually all the same flavor and "the Kennedys kept it a secret" so excuse me while I enjoy the best flight of my life
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    Sleeve - WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO MAD AT MY PARENTS... ...I DIDN'T TALK TO THEM FOR 2 YEARS
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    Automotive tire - DAYCARE PARENTS BE LIKE "YOU STILL OPEN RIGHT?"
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    Forehead - LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE. YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.
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    Smile - SILENCE IS GOLDEN.... UNLESS YOU HAVE A TODDLER. IN THAT CASE SILENCE IS VERY VERY SUSPICIOUS
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    Nose - Never make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep They will sense your excitement and abort mission
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    Font - Lucy Huber @clhubes If your almost 3yo has a lot of energy, don't get them a mini trampoline to tire them out, it will only make them stronger and more agile. Learn from my mistake.
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    Gesture - YOU GET A COLD! 2004 AND YOU GET A COLD! AND YOU GET A COLD! EVERYONE GETS A COLD!
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    Forehead - YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU DON'T GO ANYWHERE WHEN WE PLAY PEEKABOO?
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    Tableware - When your toddler is already acting up as you board your plane. CAMPA 47 @jacana_mommy The seated passengers

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