25+ Amusing Tweets From Twitter Users Who Don't Want to Call it X (October 22, 2023)

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    Font - Melanie Balke @Melanie_Balke If you're having a bad day just remember that the Salzburg airport has a counter for people who flew to Austria instead of Australia 9:27 PM 10/18/23 from Earth. 973K Views 1,611 Reposts 229 Quotes
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    Font - nihilism disrespecter @meaning_enjoyer the greatest era of vice media was when they would send some soft, naive, frankly kind of irritating 20 something (sub) urban american hipster into the middle of a failed state to interview a warlord or something 6:32 PM 10/15/23 331K Views 623 Reposts 57 Quotes
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    Joystick - Hard Drive @Hard Drive Mag Today We're Calling the PS3 "Retro" Just to Upset You SONY hard-drive.net SONY .. SELECT 5:00 PM 10/15/23 174K Views BYART 602 Reposts 30 Quotes
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    Smile - Microplastics Explorer @DiabolicalSpuds There's no more iconic combo than a messy queen and a psychopathic hot girl bryan metzger @metzgov.1d George Santos and Lauren Boebert on the House floor ahead of today's speaker vote. via @pennstatetom 1730499463 10:50 PM 10/17/23 from Earth 958K Views 877 Reposts 47 Quotes gettyimages Credit: Tom Williams .
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    Font - Elizabeth @doitmuvaaa Nobody: Jada Pinkett: these not even Wills kids 3:41 PM 10/13/23 from Earth 2.3M Views 6,598 Reposts 1,180 Quotes
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    Font - Susie Dent @susie_dent Word of the day is 'snerdle' (18th century dialect): to wrap up cosily beneath the covers and hold off the day for a little longer. 3:19 AM 10/14/23 from Earth. 1.5M Views . 3,584 Reposts 519 Quotes
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    Sleeve - Upstate Federalist @upstatefederlst Feels like if you go 26-0 you should just be presented a law degree. Sed cong Facts East Africa @east_facts. 1d FACT: Kenyan authorities have arrested a fake lawyer, Brian Mwenda, who has falsely been presenting himself as an Advocate of the high court of Kenya. He argued 26 cases before High Court Judges, Magistrates, and Court of Appeal Judges. He won all the 26 cases before his arrest.
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    Font - madam senatHER @reallifesenator - 13h Male roommates are doing a "chatgpt cooking competition" where they tell chatgpt it has to make a recipe using all of the sparse ingredients left in the fridge and they have to make and eat the disgusting results 64 madam senatHER 1 502 @reallifesenator ● So far we've got a quiche with cherries, pickled onions, and beer in it ● 11.4K Ingredients: Savory Oatmeal-Crusted Quiche: ● 2 tablespoons beer • 4 large eggs il₁ 544K 1 cup oats 1/4 cup cold butter
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    Flash photography - juju š @ayeejuju thinking about all the money i've spent on food this year 3:56 PM 10/12/23 from Earth 3.7M Views 7,362 Reposts 538 Quotes
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    Plant - Buster @BusterScher Okay that was pretty impressive Squint yo eyes and tell me what nba legend u see 9:32 AM 10/12/23 4M Views . 2,826 Reposts 1,170 Quotes ...
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    Photograph - Ryanair ✔ @Ryanair bring your own plane next time too Told YouThusly @Told YouThusly. 18h @Ryanair I will bring my own stairs next time R QCZ 20 KIVAMO 17 WUPPERTAL RYA OW FARES AIRLINE RYANAIR 3 J.. ANTE :
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    Font - juju š @ayeejuju Jada Pinkett Smith reveals she was in the car that night with Tupac. When the bullets started flying, she was heard screaming, "Take Will Smith instead" 11:37 AM - 10/15/23 from Earth 15.2M Views . 14.3K Reposts 2,896 Quotes LO 896
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    Font - Erin is in her Eras era @swiftbunnies Public service announcement: If you have the opportunity to see The Eras Tour movie in IMAX, go. The stage envelops you. You will begin sweating profusely, thinking that you're a backup dancer who has forgotten the choreography. A nightmare. Cannot recommend it highly enough. 12:00 PM 10/14/23 from Earth 452K Views 370 Reposts 61 Quotes
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    Font - Madeleine Aggeler @mmaggeler a friend-in-law is one of your best friends' best friends who you've met maybe 4 times but you know everything about their job, relationships, career, family, shame, dreams, medical history etc 12:20 PM - 10/18/23 - 82K Views 93 Reposts 14 Quotes
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    Font - skanks @skanks17 one time my buddy lost at fantasy and we made him comment "guess my invite got lost in the mail" on every wedding post on Instagram 6:55 PM 10/17/23 474K Views . ... 413 Reposts 18 Quotes
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    Font - Cant stop putting bionicle pieces in m... @doulbedoink Chinese basketball coach (beaming with pride): Get ready to learn English, buddy 12:42 PM - 10/18/23 from Earth 956K Views 1,715 Reposts 27 Quotes
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    Font - delaniac @ChadNotChud Really sucks that with weed you either have to choose to smoke it (not great on the lungs) or commit to a like multi-hour high that starts in 90 minutes Last edited 8:46 AM 10/17/23 from Earth 745K Views 827 Reposts 110 Quotes
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    Glasses - Taddy Mason @rod4short Look like a mean lunch lady Kay @TheMavsQueen - 18h Man look at how ESPN makeup department has Shannon looking this morning EAGLES? 2014
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    Nose - Hoops @HoopMixOnly Every NBA team gotta player who looks exactly like this 11:15 AM 10/16/23 from Earth. 1.3M Views 1,066 Reposts 281 Quotes :
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    Font - max homa @Maxhoma Just one time I'd like to go on a boys trip where we catch up on sleep and relax as much as possible instead of pushing our bodies to the absolute limit 2:10 PM 10/15/23 from Earth. 3.8M Views 1,053 Reposts 221 Quotes
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    Font - outshallah @Beebz05 $23 a month for nextlix?? Rather use that on a spirit flight to Detroit. See what tubi filming live and in the flesh. 7:20 PM - 10/18/23 from Earth. 785K Views 3,388 Reposts 521 Quotes
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    Font - Jizzlane Maxxxwell @dankcharnley got kicked out of another gang for bringing spinach casserole to the trap house 3:12 PM - 10/18/23 from Earth - 3,258 Views 35 Reposts 121 Likes 1 Bookmark
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    Font - NurseBrianRN @rn_murse ikea is the swedish word for "relationship meltdown in a public place." 12:49 PM 10/18/23 from Earth - 5,975 Views 43 Reposts 2 Quotes 157 Likes 1 Bookmark
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    Font - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Laptop: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: I have Xfinity wifi and internet service. Laptop: Oh okay so you know this already. 7:51 AM 10/19/23 from Earth 3,931 Views . . 21 Reposts 1 Quote 165 Likes 1 Bookmark
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    Dog - jon drake @DrakeGatsby They're getting even better at basketball ◄X 3:46 News+ il 99 Something Strange Is Happening to Golden Retrievers New revelations about the beloved breed could change how we think about dogs for good.
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    Font - Stevie Martin @5tevieM when my sisters husband met my parents they were making dinner and asked how many fish fingers he wanted and he said 12 because he thought that was a normal portion. I think about that a lot 6:35 PM 10/18/23 from Earth 2.3M Views 767 Reposts 343 Quotes

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