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    "“It’s just a natural talent.”"

    Jaw - I'm fast. I'm very fast. cats 20 hrs a day cats at 3am

    There never was a truer statement. Not gravity, nor wind, nor energy. This is a concrete fact baked into the feline DNA that no matter what, will cause you to wake up with the fright of your life as a demonic ninja tears up your house in the small hours of the night.

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  • 2

    “Yeah, but you can’t resist this face, right?”

    Cat - *my cat: ignores me entire day also my cat when I'm eating something,:
  • 3

    “And don’t forget my blankie and my binkie.”

    Cat - Parents: When are you going to give us grandkids? Me: ART ting www Trul www DHA
  • 4

    “I guess that would explain the icicles in the microwave.”

    Cat - When you realize the reason you had all that extra money is because you forgot to pay the power bill

    Sometimes cats are simply more important than the power bill. Can you remember a time when your power bill sat on your lap and made you feel whole with cuddles and purrs? Can you remember a time when your power bill licked you on the stomach while you were sleeping and crawled into bed with you? Can you remember a time when your power bill turned on the lights, so you could see and avoid the pile of mess your cat made? Yeah, did not think you saw that…

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  • 5

    “Don’t mind me. Next, I might hide in your closet.”

    Gesture - When you like someone and don't know how to act.
  • 6

    “He *is* my mommy. I remember when he gave birth to me.”

    Cat - My husband found Ponyboy when he was an infant kitten and cared for him 24/7. Over a year later, Ponyboy still thinks my husband is his birth mother. It's adorable.
  • 7

    “I’ll be happy to sign paw-tographs later. For a price.”

    Smile - Toebean, Toebean, Toebean, Tobe-ean 96
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  • 8

    “I’ll be staying here till tomorrow. Just toss me a sandwich and I’ll be fine.”

    Couch - "I can't wait to have fun on my day off!!" Me on my day off:
  • 9

    “You ordered tacos too, right?”

    Hat - Me: why am I so broke? Amazon: your Mexican cat costume will be delivered tomorrow AA
  • 10

    “That’ll learn ya.”

    Cat - heres ham being pied that mom's holding him so he tries to bite her but can't see her so he gets himself
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  • 11

    “Extra points if there’s catnip involved.”

    Cat - If you have any questions just say "pspsps" and I'll come to you moins (de), plus (00); 1 Al'époque, je n'étais pas en bonne santé, j'allais mat, jen vere de courage et je trouvais ma vie peu interessante. →Maintenant, je suis en meilleure jer 2 Arépoque, nous avions une effioiture peu confortable. elle consomminucoup d'essence et elle roul STI view 3. A l'époque, cet homme n'avait pas une bonne qualité de vie: i sortait beaucoup, buvait beaucoup et voyait des gens peu sérieux 16
  • 12

    “And then let the cats run the meeting.”

    Font - Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz I can't believe people are STILL struggling with basic Zoom etiquette. Remember: - MUTE yourself when not speaking - USE "raise hand" to avoid interruption in groups - Make sure your CAT is in view - Don't forget to tell me your cat's NAME - Please tell your cat I LOVE them
  • 13

    “Sorry, I come with a ‘no-returns’ policy.”

    Cat - I got scammed, should I ask for refund or just take it? WARRANTY SAMSUNG Register Al Purchase SAMSUNG Galaxy Note5 GALAXY Hote
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  • 14
    Cat - H 1 K L MGAC KITTY ту MEOW MEOW IN CINEMAS NOW R RESTRICTED UNDER 17 REQUIRES ACCOMPANYING PARENT OR ADULT GUARDIAN
  • 15

    “Yes, I’ll let them use my couch. I’m altruistic that way.”

    Dog - Big bad pitbulls scared to sit next to the cat lol
  • 16

    “You should thank me for saving you the cholesterol.”

    Cat - Clark made the most of his "just a bite" Quibble
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  • 17

    “Oh, we pretty much show up. It’s a natural talent.”

    Font - So how does it work when you give up on dating? Do you have to go to a shelter or do the cats just show up at your house?
  • 18

    “Give us a minute. We’ll get there.”

    Cat - My two brain cells getting ready to make a decision

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