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"“It’s just a natural talent.”"
There never was a truer statement. Not gravity, nor wind, nor energy. This is a concrete fact baked into the feline DNA that no matter what, will cause you to wake up with the fright of your life as a demonic ninja tears up your house in the small hours of the night.
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“Yeah, but you can’t resist this face, right?”
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“And don’t forget my blankie and my binkie.”
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“I guess that would explain the icicles in the microwave.”
Sometimes cats are simply more important than the power bill. Can you remember a time when your power bill sat on your lap and made you feel whole with cuddles and purrs? Can you remember a time when your power bill licked you on the stomach while you were sleeping and crawled into bed with you? Can you remember a time when your power bill turned on the lights, so you could see and avoid the pile of mess your cat made? Yeah, did not think you saw that…
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“Don’t mind me. Next, I might hide in your closet.”
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“He *is* my mommy. I remember when he gave birth to me.”
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“I’ll be happy to sign paw-tographs later. For a price.”
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“I’ll be staying here till tomorrow. Just toss me a sandwich and I’ll be fine.”
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“You ordered tacos too, right?”
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“That’ll learn ya.”
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“Extra points if there’s catnip involved.”
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“And then let the cats run the meeting.”
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“Sorry, I come with a ‘no-returns’ policy.”
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“Yes, I’ll let them use my couch. I’m altruistic that way.”
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“You should thank me for saving you the cholesterol.”
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“Oh, we pretty much show up. It’s a natural talent.”
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“Give us a minute. We’ll get there.”
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