Military Wife Memes for Sassy Spouses, Girlfriends, and SO's Who Can't Resist a Man in Uniform

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Oct 27, 2023 6:00 PM EDT

When your man's on a mission, YOU'RE on a mission. That's one thing that you learn when you're dating someone in the military. Although when you first met them, their clean cut haircut and stiffly trimmed uniform, it made you weak at the knees. As if the idea of them in the field with their gear and boots – all sweaty, dusty, and manly – isn't enough to make you think about putting a ring on it, there are also tons of bennies for milSO's that come with this perfect package of a human. The only thing most military wives, girlfriends, and significant others fail to mention is that when they're on deployment, not only are you in a long distance relationship, but you're also wondering when and if they'll be home soon. So thank you for 10% off at craft stores and home goods retail shops, but I'd rather have my partner home with me. Siiiigh, they say absence makes the heart grow fonder (not to mention, stronger!) and those of us on the backend of military opps are certainly falling back in love every time we see our boo. So hang in there sis, he'll be home from deployment soon– until then, enjoy these relatable memes. 

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    Forehead - When military guys wear their uniform around civilians MINER U.S. ARMY I am aware of the effect I have on women.
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    Sky - MY DAILY LITTLE TREAT ME DURING DEPLOYMENT
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    Forehead - when you just shaved for the deployment homecoming but it gets delayed by 1 day so you have to shave again I know what I have to do but I don't know made with memafel have the strength to do it.
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    Flower - When I actually remember to start his car while he's deployed... www. 3
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    Forehead - Trying to keep it all from falling apart while your partner is deployed: |||| double- 3 I have no idea what I'm doing
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    Flash photography - "NO MORE DUTY. REPORT FOR BOOTY."
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    Font - No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Military: How about a deployment?
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    Smile - HOW I'M TRYING TO BE DURING DEPLOYMENT CHOO EATING WELL SLEEPING M₂ HYDRATING MY SKINCARE ROUTINE
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    Ecoregion - When you're in formation and a female walks by: Call For Fire
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    Organism - Meanwhile at the Space Force Commissary Space Force Dependent Wife: Stand down astronaut, my husband is an E6
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    Gesture - Target Military significant others Coffee
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    Smile - Me, doing my best DEPLOYMENT PMS 2
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    Font - Military Wife [milə,terē wif] noun. Someone who is resilient, adaptable, and making a sacrifice. Very valued individual who is extremely appreciated. see also: army wife, navy wife, marine wife, air force wife, and coast guard wife
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    Hairstyle - HOMECOMING DATES UNEXPECTEDLY CHANGING ME COUNTING DOWN TO HOMECOMING AND PLANNING A PERFECT POST-DEPLOYMENT VACATION
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    Font - TRICARE MISSED HOLIDAYS TRAINING CAREER PCSING HOUSEHOLD VOLUNTEERING WORK-UPS DEPLOYMENTS WORLD EVENTS FAMILY @militarywithkids MILITARY SPOUSE
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    Forehead - Tas in Troy? E 23043 No Gabriella, Tas in TAKING TIME FOR YOURSELF DURING DEPLOYMENT IS HEALTHY
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    Cartoon - OUR FIRST KISS GETTING A CUTE PHOTO PLANNING DATES الله HOLDING HANDS AGAIN THINKING OF A FUNNY SIGN LOOKING LIKE A SNACK COORDINATED OUTFITS FOR THE KIDS THINKING ABUT HOMECOMING
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    Eye - How I feel when I shave my legs for the first time during deployment 3
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    Nose - When you haven't worn makeup since deployment started but you get the liquid eyeliner right on the first try 3.
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    Forehead - One month into deployment when somebody says, "isn't it nice to have a break from your spouse?" = NO
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    Facial expression - When they tell you their "new" homecoming date for the third time... 3 YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES
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    Green - To all my fellow military spouses planning holiday travel while still waiting for your partner's leave to be approved
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    Hand - Dreaming of next Duty Station pepsi. DERY LOHE LEMON WLA5 ZO Dreading the next PCS PUSH Coke PUSH Military Spouse
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    Sleeve - THE MILITARY @militarywithkids ME TRYING TO PLAN MY LIFE
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    Sky - @militarywithkids PCS MOVERS LOADING OUR HIGH VALUE ITEMS
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    Smile - APPLICATION: PLEASE LIST YOUR ADDRESSES FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS MILITARY SPOUSE: UHH?
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    Hand - Husband leaves with the military. A day later EVERYTHING breaks.
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    Blue - What do you normally do when I'm gone? Wait for you to get back.
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    Nose - I only took a two-minute shower... And THAT'S when my phone finally rings!
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    Nose - Soldier returns from a 3 year mission and finally meets his 2 months old baby
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