'He broke his vow of silence': Queue skipping monk gets swarmed by ants thanks to ant-y-hero monk's revenge

Brad Dickson • Managing Editor

Oct 29, 2023 7:00 AM EDT

It must be exhausting always rooting for the ant-y-hero… but here we find ourselves rooting for this ant-y-hero whose origin story started when he exacted delicious revenge by honey soaking his target's shoes in a sugary syrup. Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!

Without a doubt, you know you've really messed up when you caused someone at a Buddhist retreat to lose their chill. The entire point of these places is to give you an environment where you can enter into your zen and touch inner peace. There's literally no other place where it could be possibly harder to provoke someone. It just goes to show, though, how infuriating it is when people flout the rules and jump queues or do other similar things like cutting in traffic. It's really not that hard to just follow the rules and show strangers the barest amount of respect. In fact, you actually have to go out of your way and put energy into being a menace.