55 Healthy Marriage Memes Bridging the Gap Between Expectations and Reality of Family and Marriage (November 2, 2023)

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    Human - 10 minutes into the family walk SATIRICAL MOMMY
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    Adaptation - This painting is called: Bake Sale at 9am tomorrow MARIN mommy Cocktail
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    Font - NETFLIX AND C FF Don't touch me #MARRIAGEEDITION
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    Car - My mom as a grandma: "That looks dangerous." My mom in 1989: NERVOAS Sca
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    Font - carter hambley @carterhambley when twins arent identical im like ok then what was the point of all that
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    Font - mommy MommyCocktail @MommyCocktail Cocktail *Family Photo Conversation* Me: What time works best? Her: What time is your kiddo in the most agreeable mood? Me: I really don't think we should take family photos without her... mommy cocktail
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    Train - A few minutes after putting the kids to bed and you hear the door crack open RUTLAND 9194 THE DAD LS
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    Food - Me: Thanks for watching the kids Mom. Please don't feed them sugar. Grandma: I won't! [4 seconds after I leave] THE DAD
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    Sleeve - The world waiting for Britney's book: BURN K Bo mommy Cocktail ialit You let it out, honey. Write in the book.
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    Social group - Britney coming after everyone in her book: Kevin Collin Jamie Christina 4 Lynn Justin Jamie Lynn m Cocktail
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    Eyebrow - How I start conversations with my kid: mommy Cocktail Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me.
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    Forehead - Standing outside the bathroom door waiting for my husband to come out and help get the kids in bed. Hoday TICK TOCK, MUTHAFUCKA!
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    Font - 66 Tomorrow is National Take Your Children to Their Grandma and Drink Some Wine Day. It's nothing official, I made it up. Tell the others.
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    Hair - When your in-laws ignore the rules for your kid and tell you to calm down about it... mommy Cocktail wwww I am calml
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    Chin - When the weekend is over and you just want a moment to yourself but the rest of the family refuses to sleep... Cocktail There are wild beasts everywhere in the silent darkness.
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    Font - mommy Cocktail Relationship goals M Mom Today 10:58 AM That's okay Had you by accident 0 Sorry Mom, called you by accident!
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    Smile - When I throw out 90% of my kid's artwork Cocktail
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    Cat - Me at 2am every morning... LITEHO homm 3 Cocktail
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    World - Son: can we go to a haunted house this year? Dad: what's wrong with the one we live in? Son: WHAT?! Dad: goodnight son
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    Font - Marry someone that supports your dreams < H Husband > Today 10:59 AM SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A CHANCE? mommy Hugh Jackman is getting divorced I wish you luck. Love you. Cocktail Love you Delivered
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    Font - WHEN MY DAUGHTER GIVES ME A SASSY RESPONSE @SHEPENSBLOG You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?
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    Eyebrow - When I'm nearly finished preparing dinner and I see my husband give the kids snacks SATIRICAL MOMMY
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    Photograph - When your kid takes up all of the space in your bed even though there should be plenty of space for you both...
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    Handwriting - October 31: Happy Halloween ooh nice costumes heres candy spookkyy November 1: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS TINGLING RING DING TINGLING TOOO
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    Plant - Everyone's grandmother in a Halloween costume 15 SALAT, STRADALINKING CLASS ROYAL DANSK Danish Butter Cookies WOOD @shepensblog NETWT HOAad @shepensblog
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    Cap - Me when I'm on a health kick @shepensblog @shepensblog
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    Smile - Parents at the start of the school year Parents by October @shepensblog
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    Handwriting - Mom found a note my dad wrote, before Alzheimer's took his ability to communicate. P.S. I Forget A LOT of Things GaT- I Never FURgET How WONDERFUL YOU ARE Love Toresh
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    Font - Ramblin Mama @ramblinma The worst part of having kids is doing all the math you never thought you'd see again.
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    Food - I don't know whether to make a salad or ask him what happened!
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    Forehead - Me: The baby went to bed late so I bet she'll sleep late. The baby at 5:30am: @momwithaboysname
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    Candle - When it's 6:52am and the kids are already asking "what are we going to do today?" the nerd.dad
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    Shorts - Other people: Me:
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    Font - Being an adult is pretty easy, you just feel tired all the time and tell people about how tired you are and they tell you how tired they are.
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    Organism - Me: "We should make a list of everything we need to do this weekend." Husband: [already napping on couch]
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    Font - First week of summer break: Trips to the park, the beach, and the zoo Second week of summer break: The wi-fi is your mother now
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    Font - I say "no worries" a lot for someone who literally worries constantly.
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    Font - My life is a constant battle between encouraging my kids to participate in activities and dreading having to attend said activities.
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    Font - My son couldn't find the ketchup in the refrigerator because it was hidden by the milk. It's like he's a little husband in training.
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    Font - The Amazon Prime delivery truck should play music just like the ice cream truck and watch every mom on the cul-de-sac come running.
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    Font - MomTransparenting @momtransparent1 Before kids: friend calls at 9pm to meet for drinks at 9:15. I'm out the door in 5. After kids: friend calls in December to make plans for March. I obsess for months over cost of sitter, being up late and having to put on real pants. Day comes, neither of us want to go.
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    Smile - How everyone else sees teething babies: Orajel Kids What nursing moms see: Scar
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    Font - Heather Ly @HeatherLyWGRZ To the lady who parked herself on the patio furniture in the Wegmans vestibule (full cart of bagged, paid-for groceries) and cracked into her chips and French onion dip... ...I salute you.
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    Product - Before kids. 10000 After kids.
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    Joint - When the Royal Family gives birth The rest of us be like... Bits O' Bacon Blog
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    Food - PACKING LUNCH AT THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR BE LIKE..... thatsinappropriate.com. (MILDRE MILD FIRE!
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    Font - Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal Simple facts I'm terrified of my toddler discovering: - public parks don't randomly close – tv's don't run out of batteries - - there is no actual world record for "fastest at putting away toys" - chicken the animal and chicken the food are one and the same Got any to add?
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    Font - Accidental Super Mom @AcciSuperMom Nicknaming your children is so weird. You start off with something sweet like Snuggle Dumpling, and before you know it, you're calling your kid Snug Dump.
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    Font - I just want to have the kind of family that can leave the windows open on a nice day without the neighbors thinking we're trying to kill each other.
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    White - Parents of newborns be like, "Please welcome our spectacularly gorgeous angel!" @justlikeatvmom
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    Font - Kim Bongiorno @LetMeStart The hardest part of being a parent is accepting that you're now a person who wakes up at 6:44am on a Saturday and thinks, "Cool, they let me sleep in."
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    Font - Remember playing Mario Kart, thinking you were in first place but you were actually just looking at the wrong screen crashing into a wall? That's adulting.
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    Facial expression - I like Daniel Tiger. It's a nice, wholesome show. It teaches important life lessons. It-- MOTHER OF GOD WHY DO THEY HAVE TIGER SKIN CURTAINS?!
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    Font - Having kids means they tell you at bedtime that they must dress as a historic figure tomorrow, so you frantically start searching your current wardrobe for 1800's attire.
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    Bird - Toddler: I pooped!!! Me: Okay, let me clean you. Toddler:

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