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“Did you check the dishwasher yet??”
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"Let’s be honest, Nana’s would be half that price and in an old “Country Crock” butter container."
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"Gro$$eries."
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"Whispering no. Stop. Well, I warned you.”
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“wasn’t popular but it made me laugh.”
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"This is true for me and all of my kids. "
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"No need to be defensive here. It’s funny. And we are glad some kids see it."
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"We first posted this one in 2016 and it still hits me in the feels."
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"I’m still chasing that high."
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"Why I don’t buy my kids white shirts."
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"Which door do you choose?"
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"Happy Spring break, kids. Let’s watch a new series. Or one we’ve already seen."
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"Chicken nuggets for life."
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"Nothing cracked a back like one of these chairs. I’m still chasing that high."
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"I really think this could be mutually beneficial. I’ll adjust my rates!"
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"I’ve been waiting all day to watch this movieeeeezzzzzz"
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"I bet he cleaned up. Cleaned up. Everybody everywhere."
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"It’s like a reward."
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“Did they say Brayden? That’s me.”
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"But can he also read minds? Yes."
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"Guaranteed before Christmas. Last chance to deliver by Christmas? "
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"Hey, I don’t make the rules."
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"""Marv!! I want to see the other Wet Bandit! """
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"It’s how I was RAISED! And it was delicious."
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"Mom tax (or dad tax) is the best at Halloween"
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"Which is the worst to get in your kids’ Halloween haul?"
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"Am I this mom with the door pumpkins? Maybe."
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"Please note Mom in the picture getting cereal for everyone."
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"Little higher."
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"I always win. Even with my love."
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"It’s ok. I’m ok. It’s ok."
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"I’ll count to 150 and then come find you. Don’t move."
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"And I need the answer to be faux real."
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"Thinking about school starting soon and packing lunches."
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"I was a better parent before I had kids."
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"Carry the one. And Happy Father’s Day."
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"Petting dogs and popping wheelies. This kid sounds amazing."
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"It’s always the right time for a birth story."
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"May is crazy enough without my kids thinking they can stay home!!"
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"It’s amazing what kids say when those kids are made up as are the words they say."
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"Mothers Day."
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