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"who’s a good boy?"
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"what else would you add? "
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"i’ll take what i can get…"
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"wuv. twue wuv."
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"still waiting…"
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"KNOCK IT OFF! "
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"where’s the lie?"
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"sooooo true!"
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"fact check: true."
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"darn you, candy corn!"
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"there’s a lot more wailing and gnashing of teeth than i was expecting. "
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"and father too. "
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"hi. it’s me."
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"it’s my kids’ favorite hobby."
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"mkay. "
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"sheer panic."
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"so done."
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"so much nakedness."
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"total dumpster fire."
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"what the heck, y’all. "
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"for real tho."
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"*hisses in parenting*"
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"REAL HARD."
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"it’s a public service, really. "
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"what are your favorite kid quotes??"
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"big potato sack fan over here. what’s your goto move?"
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"rookie move bruh."
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"happy father’s day to all the amazing dads out there!"
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"puberty and bullies and cliques, oh my."
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"school is almost over! you can do it!"
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"go. to. sleep. "
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"that’s the good stuff. "
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"good times."
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"anyone else have intense game nights?"
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"blisssssss."
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"parenting my children is the hardest thing i've ever done."
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"the yard work ain’t going nowhere."
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"good one! cute!"
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"it does a number on ya."
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"not such a fan of the whining and bickering tho."
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