Boastful Male Job Applicant Shares Medical Stats on Resume, Splits Opinion of the Internet

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    Font - Roshan Patel @roshanpateI just got this resume ??? Follow
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    Font - to India for sotential new customer present results to corporation Ce ed detailed new market entry strategy for the ed list of suppliers for ~210 compounds at 10% lower Ottom-up market model to estimate the Indian market demand cross-border team (US, Japan, India) composed of Corporate Development n development, detailed analysis of bill of materials, and inventory re-engineering, ts associated with production by $23 million (+200bps improvement to India EBITDA margin mizing B2B Unit's No
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    Skin - U of Digital @UofDigital 23h Replying to @roshanpatel Lemme guess, it was this guy. RODE
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    Font - Zero @bryan_johnson - 21h Replying to @roshanpatel must be my son
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    Font - Jawwwn @jawwwn.19h Replying to @roshanpatel Hiring manager: "We regret to inform you we are not moving forward with your application. Your T levels and sperm count are just too low. Everything else checked out though"
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    Font - Steph Lynn Robin... @CuteLittle Voice Follow Replying to @roshanpatel Lord, give me the unabashed confidence of a mediocre late 20s/early 30s consulting bro. AN
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    Rectangle - Elisabeth Bik @Microbiom Digest Follow Replying to @roshanpatel It's a no for me. Imagine having to ask his references to verify this.
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    Font - steve.avax @Steven PWalsh Follow Replying to @roshanpatel I think the funny part is that while it's above normal, it's not particularly remarkable.
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    Product - Create Action (Al... @Create Action Ltd Follow Replying to @roshanpatel I find this very hard to swallow.
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    Font - Emma Scott @EmmaScott - 1h The last line of my acting resume has said "Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound" for about 30 years now, and I honestly don't think anyone has ever noticed.
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    Rectangle - Nate Gualtieri @boywithaperiod Follow Submitting my blood work along with my staffing sample so you know you're hiring a giga chad with high T levels
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    Human body - Jess Walker @TheOtherDrJD. 4h the requirements for specialty training posts are getting ridiculous
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    Smile - Thou1 4h man ST@Structured Don't hire a isn't capable your firms ● who of carrying lineage on
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    Font - exxon enjoyer @exxonenjoyer · 6h A VO2 max of 52? Could be higher....
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    Font - Sycorax @The149th Bishop - 6h What level of toxic masculinity is this?
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    Plant - Bridge Agent @agent_bridge .7h freaking awesome. im def making a whole new sales force headed by this guy if I ever get this resume on my desk.
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    Font - willian.eth @willianpaixaoo. 8h I'm very curious to know which role this application is for.
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    Font - DEWOL must from Are you relay sa meer Tweeter Feed: Twit... @NewsWords5 Follow I am sorry, if HR sees a resume with a sperm count on it and that resume doesn't immediately get set on fire and the ashes banished, the company's lawyers either need to ritually sacrifice that HR staff member or commit seppuku themselves in front of the CEO. Standard practice.
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    Font - Kunal @KunalDakhane 10h strong hire! .
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    Font - hog dyrdek @ EMPL... @mishtron Follow imagine if i put on my CV about how much breast milk i produce
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    Smile - Flyin' John @COFlyerCLE. 17h Clearly I need to beef up my next resume...

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