Boastful Male Job Applicant Shares Medical Stats on Resume, Splits Opinion of the Internet

Advertisement
  • 01
    Font - Roshan Patel @roshanpateI just got this resume ??? Follow
  • 02
    Font - to India for sotential new customer present results to corporation Ce ed detailed new market entry strategy for the ed list of suppliers for ~210 compounds at 10% lower Ottom-up market model to estimate the Indian market demand cross-border team (US, Japan, India) composed of Corporate Development n development, detailed analysis of bill of materials, and inventory re-engineering, ts associated with production by $23 million (+200bps improvement to India EBITDA margin mizing B2B Unit's No
    via roshanpateI
  • 03
    Skin - U of Digital @UofDigital 23h Replying to @roshanpatel Lemme guess, it was this guy. RODE
    via UofDigital
  • 04
    Font - Zero @bryan_johnson - 21h Replying to @roshanpatel must be my son
    via bryan_johnson
  • 05
    Font - Jawwwn @jawwwn.19h Replying to @roshanpatel Hiring manager: "We regret to inform you we are not moving forward with your application. Your T levels and sperm count are just too low. Everything else checked out though"
    via jawwwn_
  • 06
    Font - Steph Lynn Robin... @CuteLittle Voice Follow Replying to @roshanpatel Lord, give me the unabashed confidence of a mediocre late 20s/early 30s consulting bro. AN
    via CuteLittleVoice
  • 07
    Rectangle - Elisabeth Bik @Microbiom Digest Follow Replying to @roshanpatel It's a no for me. Imagine having to ask his references to verify this.
    via MicrobiomDigest
  • 08
    Font - steve.avax @Steven PWalsh Follow Replying to @roshanpatel I think the funny part is that while it's above normal, it's not particularly remarkable.
    via StevenPWalsh
  • 09
    Product - Create Action (Al... @Create Action Ltd Follow Replying to @roshanpatel I find this very hard to swallow.
    via CreateActionLtd
  • 10
    Font - Emma Scott @EmmaScott - 1h The last line of my acting resume has said "Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound" for about 30 years now, and I honestly don't think anyone has ever noticed.
    via EmmaScott
  • 11
    Rectangle - Nate Gualtieri @boywithaperiod Follow Submitting my blood work along with my staffing sample so you know you're hiring a giga chad with high T levels
    via boywithaperiod
  • 12
    Human body - Jess Walker @TheOtherDrJD. 4h the requirements for specialty training posts are getting ridiculous
    via TheOtherDrJD
  • 13
    Smile - Thou1 4h man ST@Structured Don't hire a isn't capable your firms ● who of carrying lineage on
    via StructuredThou1
  • 14
    Font - exxon enjoyer @exxonenjoyer · 6h A VO2 max of 52? Could be higher....
    via exxonenjoyer
  • 15
    Font - Sycorax @The149th Bishop - 6h What level of toxic masculinity is this?
    via The149thBishop
  • 16
    Plant - Bridge Agent @agent_bridge .7h freaking awesome. im def making a whole new sales force headed by this guy if I ever get this resume on my desk.
    via agent_bridge
  • 17
    Font - willian.eth @willianpaixaoo. 8h I'm very curious to know which role this application is for.
    via willianpaixaoo
  • 18
    Font - DEWOL must from Are you relay sa meer Tweeter Feed: Twit... @NewsWords5 Follow I am sorry, if HR sees a resume with a sperm count on it and that resume doesn't immediately get set on fire and the ashes banished, the company's lawyers either need to ritually sacrifice that HR staff member or commit seppuku themselves in front of the CEO. Standard practice.
    via NewsWords5
  • 19
    Font - Kunal @KunalDakhane 10h strong hire! .
    via KunalDakhane
  • 20
    Font - hog dyrdek @ EMPL... @mishtron Follow imagine if i put on my CV about how much breast milk i produce
    via mishtr0n
  • 21
    Smile - Flyin' John @COFlyerCLE. 17h Clearly I need to beef up my next resume...
    via COFlyerCLE

Tags

Scroll Down For The Next Article