'I went on a long monologue': Innocent driver endures endless interrogation at a traffic stop, decides to waste the officer's time in return

Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor

Nov 7, 2023 10:00 AM EST

Nobody likes a dawdler. Whether you're behind a slow walker on the sidewalk or second in line at the grocery store behind a particularly chatty Kathy, the world comes to a standstill with someone's dillydallying. We all feel the same way, yet there are still people who don't feel the need to respect other people's time. If you've got nowhere to be, that's great for you, but some of us need to get a move on!

In this next story, one woman pulled an uno reverse card on a professional dawdler: the local traffic stop cop. We've all driven through checkpoints where you need to flash your brightest smile at the attendant or whip out your ID to pass through, but usually those stops require 0.5seconds of your time and you can move on with your life. Well, when an innocent driver is faced with endless questioning, they might turn a little salty when their attending officer decides to waste their time. Scroll for the full tale of how a woman flipped the script on a time-wasting interrogation by going into excessive detail on her daily recap.

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