39 Single Life Memes for the Effortlessly Non-Partnered

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    Well at least someone is going to be spoiled on Valentine's Day
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    It's all good sweetheart you don't have to worry about me. Sweetheart? Is it okay if I call you that? You can call me anything you like Okay Optimus Prime flert
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  • 03
    when your parents ask you why you're still single You gave me the ugly!
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  • 04
    When you click with someone and they have the audacity to live far away.
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    My Therapist: Excessive sleeping is a sign of depression. Me: can't mistakey if not awakey - -
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    When there are people out there cheating but you can't even get yourself one partner
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    i like my women how i like my limewire files CORRUPT
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  • 08
    im on my way, what should i bring? A good mood. im not coming Delivered
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    Yup That Exists @yup.that.exists YUP This company is selling bath bombs that are shaped like toasters, stating it's "a bathbomb to die for". PRACTICE TOASTER BATH BOMB BE USE WITHOUT CARE! NET WT 502
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    Introducing... Therapy Sword TM Why spend hundreds of dollars on a therapist when you can just swing a cool sword around for awhile? Don't wait... Buy Therapy Sword™ today!
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  • 11
    When you realize Valentine's Day falls on a Tuesday
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    FOR TODAY PS •Drink your coffee •Stay focused and positive Don't freak out •Remember, stabbing people is wrong! •Are you wearing pants?
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  • 13
    sa$ha @SXPRZZ im alive but im :
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    I was in hot topic and this guy RAWR'd at my gf. I bit my lip ring so he knew what was up and he bit his snake bites. I got closer and bit my lip ring again. He hissed and retreated to the band tee isle. My gf bit her hoodie sleeve and meow'd. It appears I have won this battle. 2:59 am - 24 Mar. 19 Twitter for iPhone .
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    2510 CHARITY coolcatgroup An important document unclefather Follow I want him on my desk by tomorrow morning
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    Amalas Rosa @AmalasRosa My art is even more stunning than ai because I'm not even intelligent. 2:52 PM 2022-12-11 Twitter Web App 4,927 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 42.2K Likes
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    FORESTER NO BABY ON BOARD FEEL FREE TO DRIVE INTO ME
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  • 18
    Still haven't lost my virginity because I don't lose 4/12/16, 8:48 PM
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    Apathetic activist @coketruck76 "What are you going to be when you grow up?" Tired. The answer is tired. 5:31 PM 10/19/19 Twitter for Android .
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    Allison Reese (Grease-Shapiro) @reese_shapiro Happy 3 year anniversary to working in a coffee shop at 6AM and my first customer was this lady in a fox costume on her way to surprise chase her daughter, who was afraid of mascots, down the street in Chicago BITTE AAA C 101
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    Hells Bells @LaurenCoker99 - 23h What's it called when you're introverted but have taken on numerous leadership and outgoing roles your whole life? 1,074 13,597 Ella Callow @callow_ella 25.8K 1 Replying to @LaurenCoker99 Introvirtuous: I'm here to help. But I'd rather not be. ***
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    me whenever someone says something slightly nice to me O mobi Unusually repulsive cat startled by a gesture of affection
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    Premee Mohamed @premeesaurus having a cat is great. every day i'm like 'how did i live life before this.' i mean yes the crime rate in my house is up like 40,000% percent. but. worth it for the new experiences every day with this guy. 12:44 PM 2023-01-17 122K Views . 5,955 Likes 1,269 Retweets 33 Quotes
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    When people ask me what I do for fun...
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  • 25
    Pride: *gets a month* Other 6 deadly sins: 2
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    Brooklin Nash @realBrookNash Somehow I'm old enough to remember dial-up but young enough to rage-quit any website that takes longer than 5 seconds to load. ***
  • 27
    My dad asking the important questions 1984's George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS 10:52 < AG D AG thought you were bae but turns out you're just... > Dad Today 10:51 AM Aiden Gross thanks for clarifying I've noticed since I had COVID Coke (the soda) tastes GROSS 0 Coke (the powder) still taste fine?
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    Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera
  • 29
    When people ask how your life is going.
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    googledocsdyke Follow Nov 15, 2021 remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave How a-well-groomed-rat Follow 3 hr. ago old are you people? googledocsdyke Follow 2 hr. ago normal amount
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    Me and my friends trying to support each other no are u 3:02 PM no u 3:02 PM Are u ok 3:01 PM ✔ no are u 3:02 PM ✔ no
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    BREAKFAST $799 SAK OF CHEESE DRIVE rabbiteclair nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack Source: rabbiteclair 439,377 notes
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    Me in the mirror: ooh lookin' kinda cute Me in a photo:
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    What I think I look like when I talk about history What I actually look like when I talk about history Would
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    philliester when u swear by all the salt in u 'I swear by all the salt in me: nOchillvibes and trust me, I have a lot Source: philliester #reblog 110,372 notes 3
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    Me when I don't talk Me when I talk Wait... am I boring...? Wait... am I annoying...?
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  • 37
    Aces: my sexual orientation is no Grey-aces: my sexual orientation is Limited Edition
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    perks-of-being-chinese: perks-of-being-chinese: WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY HELP? cliffordismyspiritanimal said: homocide is what I did for my last bday you can find cute knives on etsy hope this helps!! :) reaganation answered: pretend ur a snake and slide out of ur skin sunkenmisery said: Hang dildoes from the celing wow! thanks guys!!
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  • 39
    When shes getting on top and you hear both of her knees pop... and crunchy
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