38 Fresh Tweets From Twitter Users Who Don't Want to Call it X (November 18, 2023)

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    actually it's good @yungchomsky sorry but if you're walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you're my enemy. walking faster than me? also my enemy. now if you're walking at the same speed as me... hmm yeah I'm thinking enemy 3:14 PM 11/6/23 from Earth-62K Views . 181 Reposts 1 Quote 2.4K Likes 25 Bookmarks
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    kep is a rock now @keplyq VOTE FORCUM FOR INDY PAID FOR BY COMMITTEE TO ELECT MARK FORCUM kep is a rock now @keplyq. 1d I just swiped the most incredible yard sign I've ever seen 8:13 AM 11/8/23 from Earth. 1.9M Views
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    Thinkwert @Thinkwert The Chinese have access to culinary delights that we in the West can only dream of. Co_吃了这个共 海底捞xpepe 开心蛙雪 小红书 小红书 ID:267683794 9:26 PM - 11/5/23 from Earth -1.4M Views
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    miss gender @girldrawsghosts just saw what the cybertruck looks like from behind and buddy I am both hootin and hollerin 63277 7:39 AM 11/7/23 3.5M Views
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    Joseph Scrimshaw @JosephScrimshaw Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is." And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!" 11:21 AM - 11/6/22 from Earth . 14K Reposts 545 Quotes
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    Abby Barr @1AbbyRoad WELCOME TO DAYLIGHT SAVINGS!!!! IT IS CHAOS!!! WANT A 6 AM GRILLED CHEESE?? DO IT!! TAKE A NAP AT 1 PM? GO FOR IT!! GET MARRIED IN GREECE AND INVITE THREE MEN WHO MIGHT BE YOUR FATHER?? YOU GO GIRL!!!! 10:32 AM - 11/5/23 from Earth. 124K Views . 441 Reposts 20 Quotes
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    Octopus/Caveman @OctopusCaveman Sticking up my middle finger in the group photo so everyone knows I'm the guy that listens to punk rock at this law firm 12:48 PM - 11/6/23 16K Views 59 Reposts 4 Quotes 438 Likes 1 Bookmark
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    Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr Dunkin has to be in crisis lockdown mode right now Dystopic Hippy @DystopicHippy - 1d Wake up, new Ben Affleck being sick of life image dropped. S
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    li Stunna @incognitoStunna Thinking about driving on this road 13 beers deep with Lil Uzi blasting on the aux makes my balls tingle Science girl @gunsnrosesgirl3-13h Lasers being used to prevent drivers from falling asleep on Chinese highway 11:53 AM - 11/6/23 from Earth. 1.3M Views leg
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    Roxy @RoxyTall men: we are suffering from a loneliness epidemic crocs: oh , is that a helicopter??? Pass notes 'The crocodiles bellowed at the sky - then mated like mad': the sex frenzy sparked by helicopters There are 3,000 reptiles at the Koorana Crocodile Farm in Queensland, Australia. And all it takes to get them in the mood is some low-flying Chinooks
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    whalefact @awhalefact looks like yacht's back on the menu boys slate @PleaseBeGneiss 1d back we are so x A pod of orcas attacked another yacht in the Strait of Gibraltar last week, repeatedly ramming the boat's steering fin for about 45 minutes. npr NPR 1h. npr.org A pod of orcas have sunk a yacht in the Strait of Gibraltar 4.8K 541 comments 403 shares 2:38 AM 11/8/23 2.4M Views 4.2K Reposts 29 Quotes
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    4 STAND WITH PALESTINE caroline @oceanmanbyween jack harlow i have the role of a lifetime for you PORTES Film Updates @FilmUpdates. 1d Greta Gerwig's 'THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA' will reportedly begin filming next year. t.ly/ZFosV 7:34 PM 11/7/23.5.6M Views 8K Reposts 432 Quotes
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    juju š @ayeejuju the FBI think they slick NEW YORK POST New York Post @nypost 7/14/20 Covering up the camera could damage your laptop: Apple trib.al/CBqnPvq 2:12 PM 11/5/23 9.6M Views 19K Reposts 123 Quotes
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    Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride Lemme tell you what this show is, I was halfway through it earlier in the year and one night I got home from work and wasn't in the mood to watch something stressful so I opted to watch a 9/11 documentary instead Pop Base @PopBase 7h 'The Bear' has been renewed for a third season, Variety reports. BEEF FX THE BEAR 9:40 AM 11/6/23 from Earth 792K Views 252 Reposts 32 Quotes
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    Laura Marie @lmegordon Let one kid cut the cookie and let the other kid choose their half. That way, if they fight about it, one kid already has a knife. 9:28 AM 11/5/23 from Earth. 2.7K Views 17 Reposts 70 Likes
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    RAY @MEASURED_HEAD In case anyone hasn't seen what's happened yet, a bunch of NFT guys went to an NFT convention and were blasted by prolonged UV light exposure and went blind. Bored Ape Yacht Club @BoredA... 11h Apes, we are aware of the eye-related issues that affected some of the attendees of ApeFest and have been proactively reaching out to individuals since yesterday to try and find the potential root causes. Based on o... Show more 10:00 AM - 11/6/23 from Earth 2.4M Views . 4.7K Reposts 42
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    wyatt dunkin @Wyatt Duncan i love this picture. it looks like gerald ford is a ghost that only bush can see 12:15 AM 11/4/23 452K Views 581 Reposts 21 Quotes
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    trash jones @jzux life is like a box of chocolates. more expensive than i was expecting 1:03 PM 11/6/23 from Earth. 100K Views 419 Reposts 4 Quotes 3K Likes 22 Bookmarks
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    Corn* @upblissed mfs turn 24 n start sayin day" like "back in my 10:21 PM 11/5/23 from Earth - 2.8M Views 2.9K Reposts 826 Quotes
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    kira @kirawontmiss the driver ate his cooked him all at once i'm in tears salar 0:46 tried gaslighting him and 9 . @CEOof Dragon Ball - 23h Door Dash driver gave me a pizza with 4 slices missing DOORDASH 11:27 PM 11/5/23 from Earth. 13M Views 7.6K Reposts 236 Quotes lcc
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    Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane huh. if homer isn't doing it anymore, i guess maybe i should stop, too. O Culture Crave Homer will no longer choke Bart in #TheSimpsons as 'times have changed' M . @CultureCrave. 14h 5:43 PM 11/5/23 from Earth 200K Views . 270 Reposts 5.2K Likes 30 Bookmarks
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    CJ McCollum @CJMcCollum This is an insane pic to post with the news BF Basketball Forever @bballforever_ .4h BREAKING: CJ McCollum has been diagnosed with a collapsed lung. BREAKING COLLAPSED RIGHT LUNG BF 3 ibotta
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    A Lance A @Bornakang This how xzibit used to have regular cars looking afterwards on pimp my ride Shawn K The King Customized Scooby Doo Mystery Machine @SKTheKin.... 22h HYSTERS MACHINE 10:16 PM - 11/5/23 277K Views
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    Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1 "Lemon, by now you've seen the Mean Girls musical trailer." "Musical? They didn't sing once." "No one actually likes musicals, it's called Wonkaing. You advertise all the non-musical parts of the musical." "Wonka is a musical?" "Don't let that get out, we can't have a panic." NBC 2:55 PM 11/8/23 from Earth 953K Views 3.1K Reposts 112 Quotes .
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    B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin Anthony Davis (boner) Doubtful Shams Charania @ShamsCharania 1d Lakers star Anthony Davis had a spasm of his groin and is attempting to see if he can return for second half vs. Heat, per sources. 8:50 PM 11/6/23 from Earth. 7.7M Views 2.9K Reposts 78 Quotes
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    cuntalina @filmaker What kills me is how Quentin Tarantino always poses as if he's the hot one Cinema Tweets Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019; Tarantino) @CinemaTweets1.1d
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    dubstep4dads @dubstep4dads heyyy my boy over there thinks you're cute. but also he just hit the pen and went non- verbal so don't try to talk to him 12:57 PM 11/8/23 from Earth 673K Views . 1.1K Reposts 92 Quotes
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    Laura Marie @lmegordon I'm at a Metallica concert, and the woman beside me just used her phone to google "Metallica." 10:33 PM 11/3/23 from Earth - 7.2K Views 20 Reposts 2 Quotes 157 Likes 1 Bookmark
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    This is why I drive a Toyota. Dan White @atdanwhite 9:44 < TOYOTA TOYOTA . toyota Business chat YESTERDAY 10:03 AM Ronan Everett White 9:53AM 11/7/2023 Mother and baby are doing great! Congrats! He's beautiful Thank you, Toyota. Hold on, have to text my parents. We decided not to circumcise. 12:50 PM 11/8/23 from Earth. 1M Views
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    juju š @ayeejuju 2013 was a crazy time cause why were mfs deepfrying their pics like this Odell Beckham Jr @obj 2/6/13 Too bored in class #₂²₂²₂²₂² Z
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    rachel @rachdele New job just offered me $450,000 total compensation but requires me to go to the office 1 day per quarter. Can anyone tell me if this is livable in SF? For context My wife makes $300k and we have 11 purebred golden doodles 3:18 PM 11/8/23 from Earth. 198K Views . 121 Reposts 13 Quotes 4K Likes 87 Bookmarks
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    horse dentist @equine__dentist me and my girl if we were polar bears and we were kissing 1:25 PM 11/8/23 from Earth.741K Views 1.7K Reposts 131 Quotes
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    Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer did they ever catch this kid States United @SUPGVNetwork 1/3/17 A toddler has now shot a person every week in America for two years straight. Yes, you read that correctly. pressunion.org/ 2016-toddler-n... Where toddlers are shooting people Number of times a person has been shot by a 1, 2 or 3 year old, since 2015. Includes self-inflicted injuries. WAPO.ST/WONKBLOG 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10:15 AM 11/8/23 from Earth. 978K Views Source: News reports
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    Lolo @LolOverruled my Muslim friends only let me say inshallah sometimes as a reward for being good 7:40 PM 11/8/23 from Earth. 257K Views . 246 Reposts 25 Quotes
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    M33.03 bratty b @crissangel2007 my phone knows what's important to me COD P People 20h ENT Joe Jonas Says He Bought Nathan Fielder a Drink at an L.A. Restaurant - and He 'Sent Back' Mayonnaise - 5:40 PM 11/7/23 from Earth · 615K Views 665 Reposts 38 Quotes END SPIR AWAI
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    derek guy @dieworkwear living in a small apartment and not being able to find something is so embarrassing. like there's three square feet in here what do you mean you cant find it 10:19 PM 11/8/23 228K Views 263 Reposts 40 Quotes
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    TechnicallyRon (On all the... @Technically Ron Sometimes reddit is really good r/NoStupidQuestions u/Mr_Happiness. 3h My wife wants a "Dancing Arab" for Christmas. What the ... is that? My sister-in-law told me in confidence that my wife wants a "Dancing Arab" for Christmas. My wife has Lebanese ancestry so I'm tempted to think that she wants me to do a traditional arabic dance for her. Another part of me thinks it's some sort of product but I don't know what it is. Can you guys help me out? 748
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    Pessimus Prime respawn e... @_pessimusprime [Limbo contest] Everyone: *Chanting* How low can you go? How low can you go? Me: I once stole a guide dog 1:25 PM - 11/9/23 757 Views 9 Reposts 30 Likes 1 Bookmark

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