37 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Couples Competing for Dungeon Master

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    Wildshaped druid: "Yes Wildshaped druid: "Hello?" this is dog" The party: "We have to go into the inn now. They don't allow dogs."
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    The Adventuring Party's first BBEG Was on their phone the entire time Schedule conflict RUN an almost prenatal dragon MTS = Couldn't roll higher than a 5 all fight Fantasy equivalent of pop rocks and bottle caps Knocked unconscious times rolled the Nat 20 that saved the party
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    My backstory My roleplay The Aunty die An My dice rolls
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    When a dwarf tries to tell their backstory When I was small- Pft "was" Dwarf @TOMSCENES The rest of the party
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    Me, in the middle of roleplaying My accent
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    THE DM DESCRIBING BACKGROUND NPCS WHO WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE PART OF THE CAMPAIGN THE PARTY Who's that? Who is that? I want a name.
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    The party Stop giving me your toughest battles The DM It's a puzzle made for 5-year- olds
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    Warlock who made a pact in exchange for power. A guy who thinks he is a Wizard, because learned magic from some "really creepy book he found".
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    When you pop into Roll20 on a Thursday morning and find your Rogue already in there Buch -This is where I come to cry. -Cool.
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    *party shares their backstory* Veteran Paladin: "... and thats how i lost my squad of warriors" necromancer: Deng Welch RACING COLLECTIBLES oh my god! thats terrible, where?
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    *Steps outside in the sun to get to my car* -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp
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    When the Druid uses wild shape to get out of whatever the party is up to da they doin ova der
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    DRUIDS What do you mean, I have to come out of wild shape eventually?
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    HAVA DM saying "Are you sure you want to do that?" You ain't got the nerve. Player that wants to make a new character Try me.
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    ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR SCHEDULES TO ALIGN SO WE CAN PLAY D&D
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    imgflip.com M IDM a campaign for over a year and the mood is very good all the time. I feel like they are lying and my games must be horrible My Players tell me how much they love the game after every session. I feel like they are lying and my games must be horrible
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    a campaign as a Finishing College of Tragedy bard
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    PATH OF THE GIANT He does exactly what I do RUNE KNIGHT RUNE KNIGHT PATH OF THE GIANT But better. AND 4 LEVELS LOWER.
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    The Rogue saying they found "250" gold. The Paladin who knows what a 1000 gold looks like.
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    USE DIVINE SENSE ON INNKEEPER, NOTHING STRANGE THE INN IS DESECRATED GROUND PALADIN
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    PALADIN GOING TO THE MAYOR'S HOUSE TO GET PAID ROGUE LEAVING THE BACKDOOR WITH THE TOWN'S ENTIRE GOLD SUPPLY
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    Wizards 57 After all these years 1st level spell slots 2nd level spell slots Wizards 3rd level spell slots Finally, I can cast Fireball
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    imgflip.com Hyperactive DM Congratulations! You are going on a quest! Party resting after 2 months of non-stop questing, barely making it home alive Please do not resist
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    The party discovering a cozy little town that makes mead from honey. There aren't any flowers here...
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    Twilight Cleric 08.03751 Twilight Cleric 08.03751 Cleric player picking a subclass 'Pick a subclass based on your backstory' K&QM 8621 This is brilliant. Cleric player picking a subclass Me, The DM QM 8621 'Pick a subclass based on your backstory' But I like this. Me, The DM
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    MIFFLIN DD YOU CANT KEEP THE FROG mode with momatic Shaxx Calypso You know what? I'm gonna keep the frog even harder.
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    Level 10 Warlock A Third Spell Slot MOK LIZE Big mean DM saying we just leveled up 2 sessions ago.
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    The bard rejoining the party after they got separated in the dryad forest So that's why I fell in love with a broccoli woman.
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    My DM, who made the demon we're fighting look at me when I said "Demon" Me casting Command on it after basically getting confirmation it knows Common
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    When the players use Counterspell When the DM uses Counterspell
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    Argue until they give you more O Accept the deal you're given Dnd players
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    My DnD Party's assistant NPC VO The NPC being wanted across the planes
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    DM But that thing I fear no man. PC who doesn't speak common it scares me.
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    When the GM complains about how much prep they have to do for their homebrew campaign Hold on. This whole operation was your idea.
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    The DM's next encounter waiting for the party to solve the 3rd grade riddle.
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    Players putting off the main quest for side quests like I GOT YOUR DISTRESS CALL AND CAME AS QUICKLY AS I WANTED TO.
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    8 THE SCROLL OF GETTING THE ENTIRE PARTY TOGETHER FOR EVERY SESSION It's blank

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