36 Knee-Slapping Tweets From Twitter Users Who Don't Want to Call it X (November 25, 2023)

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    barbican barbie @killa_lipstick One thing i like about Amazon is that they don't have energy to argue they just give you the refund 12:07 PM 11/14/23 from Earth. 1.5M Views 7.9K Reposts 657 Quotes
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    Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau people on reddit are badly deciphering a mystery cookie cutter and we are absolutely not using cookie cutters to their fullest potential . Am 337 Reposts 11 Quotes A chubby bird? alas2920 20h 1:41 PM 11/10/23 from Earth. 115K Views Or a ghost hitting a mad whip lol
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    David AttenBruh @AlHendiify From jail?? Marcyy♡ @IDntMyrr. 23h my cat came back home KIND 9:17 AM 11/12/23 from Earth 1M Views . La Icc 1K Reposts 8 Quotes 14K Likes 374 Bookmarks
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    ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake titanic researcher: what does this have to do with where the diamond is rose: i'm getting to that titanic researcher: ok go on... rose: so he's railing me in some dude's car 11:31 PM 4/14/23 from Earth. 487K Views 1.8K Reposts 32 Quotes ...
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    vers la Lune @vers_laLune Honestly if he died with his head in a condom drowning in coke and mentos I can say confidently he would have negated MLKs legacy Jake Lucky @JakeSucky 1d. IShowSpeed out here risking life or death for some coke and mentos Oli Kidonated £2 through super chat! QAT NEJICHALAREEROLL VITALISALEN IALALLANCED 12:48 PM 11/14/23 from Earth 957K Views . CCL Coca-Co 1.4K Reposts 9 Quotes 23K Likes 1K Bookmarks
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    hazel @sodiumPen 17 yo convert: sigh, everything has been going downhill ever since the 7th ecumenical council of lateran saints said we have to be 10% less homophobic actual catholic: father McHenry pulled a quick homily today so we could catch the eagles game haha. go birds 1:00 PM - 11/15/23 from Earth. 216K Views 867 Reposts 62 Quotes
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    Ron Iver @ronnui_ Hey, I tried to parallel park into a spot and goosed it twice so I'm just gonna go home. Enjoy brunch though, I'll catch you next week. 9:37 AM 10/17/22 from Earth . .... 5.1K Reposts 321 Quotes
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    Daniel Feldman @d_feldman I heard of a guy who was fired from a company and had a grudge So he wrote fake Glassdoor reviews that were unrealistically POSITIVE Overly high salaries, absurd benefits, fancy perks They had trouble hiring for YEARS because candidates thought they were being lowballed! Rona Wang @ronawang 1d i once worked at a company with bad glassdoor reviews so the CEO made us all go on glassdoor & write good reviews 11:18 PM 11/13/23 from Earth. 1.7M Views . 1.8K Reposts 120 Quote
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    juju š @ayeejuju bro already been through three divorces, eviction, and bankruptcy tuv @mynameistuvv-4/13/23 welcome to the world <3 P
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    Mesh @rahsh33m This cup company should start making cars J Tik Tok @danimarielettering 5:32 PM 11/15/23 19M Views . 4.8K Reposts 1.9K Quotes
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    kira @kirawontmiss bro hanging up there like spongebob on that one episode Mesh Okay fairy cent 0:10 J Tik Tok @nia_gall @rahsh33m. 1d 8:39 PM 11/9/23 from Earth. 16M Views . 12K Reposts 337 Quotes ta
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    kira @kirawontmiss look at the dude sitting next to her bro can't believe this Khalil Underwood AYO wtf 66 @RealKhalilU. 5d 12:48 PM 11/10/23 from Earth. 16M Views 7.1K Reposts 823 Quotes ទា x
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    DeWitt B. Fartin @DeWittBFartin Jamaican riddler and he's like riddle me dis badmon 11:09 AM - 11/10/23 from Earth 1.6M Views . 3.7K Reposts 78 Quotes
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    jon drake @DrakeGatsby Imagine using one of these to grab a condom off the nightstand 4:25 PM 11/11/23 from Earth • 19K Views 35 Reposts 1 Quote 393 Likes 3 Bookmarks
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    Marshall Scott @Marshall_Scott Getting escorted outta Panera for doing keg stands at the charged lemonade machine 9:35 PM 11/9/23 from Earth. 27K Views . 109 Reposts 1 Quote 893 Likes 10 Bookmarks
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    sucks @powerbottomdad1 no one talks about how remote interviews have completely neutralized the natural God given advantage of being 6'3. the silence is deafening 4:28 PM 11/9/23 from Earth 318K Views . 247 Reposts 56 Quotes
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    messed up foods @messed upfoods my swiss roll needs to calm down 8:19 AM 11/11/23 from Earth. 1.8M Views 1.6K Reposts 268 Quotes
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    Drew Peacock @drew_peacock91 I lost 3 grand Drew Peacock @drew_peacock91.23h Not enough yeast in the world for how much bread I'm boutta make SECC TE 11:20 PM - 11/11/23 from Earth. 1.4M Views 1.8K Reposts 54 Quotes Follow
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    juju š @ayeejuju women will never understand Sperm cramps 11:59 AM - 11/15/23 6.2M Views 5.8K Reposts 585 Quotes
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    CBS News @CBSNews Patrick Mahomes confirms he has worn the same pair of underwear to every single game of his NFL career: "I mean if we're on a hot streak, I can't wash them, you know?" cbsnews.com O y 9:40 AM 11/14/23 from Earth • 8M Views 213 Reposts 2.5K Quotes
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    arithmetic mean joe greene @Pliny the Elder new reply image ||| npr 90.5 WESA Paburgh ECONOMY The 'R' word: Why this time might be an exception 11:00 AM - 11/13/23 470K Views . 580 Reposts 33 Quotes
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    3 old tom @YuckyTom got h*gh and and went to the gym and i turned to my buddy and said "who's this guy sposed to be, steve pineapple" and when he said "what" i realized this was a character of my own creation from deep within my subconscious and not a reference / burn anyone would understand 6:19 PM 10/14/22 from Earth . 11K Reposts 598 Quotes
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    My brain at 3am 11 Georgia Harper @mindtheflap ALT 2014 Every mistake I've made since 2014. Tom Scott 72K views 36 minutes ago 12:21 PM 11/13/23 from Earth 287K Views . 2023 . Follow 12:07 2K Reposts 34 Quotes 13K Likes 189 Bookmarks
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    bill spacman @BillSPACman Just got my cybertruck delivered! F LDF-7471 TREE BROADWAY BUS LANE L LA 4:52 PM 11/10/23 from Earth. 113K Views 72 Reposts 5 Quotes 1.9K Likes 8 Bookmarks
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    juju š @ayeejuju i woulda became Darth Vader if i lost her too SWB @ykkswb.2h This had to be the finest woman in the whole Star Wars series 4:11 PM 11/16/23 4.6M Views .
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    Mightykeef @MightyKeef What is the point of even posting your significant other if you gotta do Lmao @misskeilondon - 11/5/23 K My man, my man ATLANTIC STATIO like this?
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    Ahmed/The Ears/IG: Big... @big_business_ Men in the late 1950's thru early 60's used to work 16 hour shifts, come home to their wife making meatloaf for the 4th straight day and immediately tell themselves yeah I can't do this I'm gonna start a second family. 10:05 AM 11/1/23 from Earth. 158K Views . 223 Reposts 62 Quotes
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    Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran S/o Travis Kelce man, most times we go through an athlete's old tweets it's mad racist or homophobic in there, but he was really just chilling 4:25 PM - 11/15/23 from Earth.3.2M Views . 977 Reposts 94 Quotes
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    Jared Speckman @Speck60 Absolutely bananas that this man is going to be the best man at Taylor Swift's wedding 11:45 PM - 11/11/23 from Earth 3.3M Views 1.5K Reposts 184 Quotes
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    the turkey keeps the gravy @limitlessjest every Travis Kelce tweet is like dam! dinner tastes awsome when your hurngy! but it makes u so full 7:27 PM - 11/15/23 from Earth. 713K Views . 1.2K Reposts 89 Quotes
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    BIBA WILLIAMS @buwi6 life rn is so crazy. scrolling & seeing brutal images of war, then a silly tiktok vid, then stupid celebrity news, then tweets from atl. like ik all our brains are deep fried. the psychology syllabus in 20 years is gonna be incomprehensible 6:29 AM 11/6/23 from Earth. 2.2M Views 17K Reposts 532 Quotes
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    Ahmed/The Ears/IG: Big... @big_business_ I would go thru the pits of was ever true @OhThatMarco. 16h Amy Schumer has been cast as Susan Storm for #Fantastic Four 7:39 PM 11/15/23 1.4M Views to stop this if it 1.6K Reposts 18 Quotes
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    Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1 After Bin Laden was killed, a teacher told us they buried his remains at sea and another kid just nodded and said "Like Megatron" 9:15 AM 11/16/23 from Earth 3.4M Views . 9.8K Reposts 391 Quotes .
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    James Breakwell, Explodi... @XplodingUnicorn Me: Did you cut your hair? 8-year-old: No. Me: You're missing a chunk. 8: That part just grows slow. 8:39 PM 11/15/23 30K Views . 24 Reposts 1 Quote 606 Likes 2 Bookmarks
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    Natalie Would @FuturePopop Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid 1:47 PM 11/16/23 1.8K Views . 29 Reposts 74 Likes
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    Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett I'd be fine with a ghost in the house if every time a message in blood appeared on a wall it was something helpful like YOU'RE SITTING ON YOUR GLASSES 3:38 PM 11/16/23 5.2K Views . 29 Reposts 1 Quote 188 Likes 1 Bookmark

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