32 Memes For Merrily Rolling Along

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    When I win the lottery, I won't say anything, but there will be signs
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    Boat Guys after lake season ends and the girls stop texting @flextexas
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    I was born to slay but I'm forced to work 灾
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    I too dabble in essential oils
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    You guys go ahead I'm gonna dilly dally
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    lauren @stfubroke call me biodegradable because i break down really easily
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    i don't know why my stomach's growling i just fed it vape
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    ALL I'M SAYING IS THE WORLD WAS FINE UNTIL Y'ALL STARTED DRINKING THOSE SELTZER BEERS
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    Maggie @MagNorris I don't date anymore because I'm convinced there's a wave of divorcees about to hit the market and I can get a pre-trained one for a real bargain. 7:15 PM 9/10/23 from Earth. 1.8M Views . 1,862 Reposts 950 Quotes
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    ): andy™ @andylevy doctors may have told aaron rodgers his achilles is torn but i would encourage him to do his own research 11:45 AM 9/12/23 from Earth 319K Views . 844 Reposts 32 Quotes
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    Three golf clubs went into a bar. The putter asked for a beer. The wedge ordered tequila. The third club says "Nothing for me, I'm the driver"
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    Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan Nothing makes me laugh as consistently as remembering the story of Hitchbot, the hitchhiking robot that made it all the way across Canada and tried to do the same in the USA but was immediately beaten to death in Philadelphia
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    WildCharge | a sprout @wildchargeart My love language is quietly leaving a meme in your dms like a cat leaving a dead lizard or bug on your doorstep because it likes you.
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    Robert Barker @anxious_silence "Would you like to join a fast paced and dynamic team?" Do you have a slow and chilled out team available? That sounds all very stressful.
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    Hugh Morris @hwfmorris I say 'no worries' far too much for someone who is approx. 94% worry
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    jon drake @DrakeGatsby Could a depressed person do THIS? [I put on a show I've seen 8 times and absentmindedly scroll my phone]
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    Me high af doing nonsense: 88 MARCH CO 895 APRIL 7 GO
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    Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Me trying to ask someone for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can't. If you'd rather run me over with a car that's cool. Are you mad at me?
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    BILL OAKLEY @thatbilloakley My daughter told me that if you say "Rise Up Lights" out loud it sounds like you are saying "Razor Blades" with an Australian accent and now I have already said it 475 times so far this morning and now you will too
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    20: "I sleep on a futon." 25: "These are Egyptian cotton." 30: "I spent $100 on a pillow." 35: "Listen, I need a specialty neck pillow, a body pillow, a weighted blanket, a mouth guard, a fan, a noise machine, ear plugs, and 20mg of melatonin to get 3 hours of sleep."
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    Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller If you don't find farts funny then you're a loser because you're choosing to have less joy in your life but the exact same amount of farts
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    Close to Classy @closetoclassy I guess some people start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do 14 things at once like a squirrel on cocaine
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    kosmogrl I'm like if a chill girl had the need to control everything around her
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    We got our cat a taco truck for Christmas. I think she likes it GATO S ¡MEOW DELICIOSO! MEOW DELICIO
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    Y'all be afraid to start over, this like my 3rd life
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    u ain't gonna believe who's super cute read the first two words
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    All my demons watching me smoke weed to get rid of them insecurities over thinking insomnia childhood trauma Awkward things I did 9 years ago
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    I won therapy today. She cried.
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    Emo band lyrics: I'm crashing down, falling apart. You're not here, it still breaks my heart. Emo band song title: Maybe The Jet Ski Investments Weren't Such a Great Idea
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    Ever wondered what those little holes in pizza boxes are for?
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    Good luck sending me mixed signals I don't even understand the direct ones
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    Deeks @derick549.bsky.social I never make the same mistake twice. It's always 5 or 6 times, ya know, just to be sure
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