Game of Thrones Season 4 is Here and the Season Premiere Was as Awesome as Ever (Caution: Here Be Spoilers!)

Arya and the Hound walk into a bar. There were no survivors.

Not only did the premiere of season 4 produce content ripe for meme-ification, it broke the viewership record for the series with 6.60 million people tuning in. Combine that with encore ratings, and the viewers reached 8.2 million.

WARNING (again): SPOILERS BELOW!

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How about that opening scene?

Oh, wait...

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It was True Detective all over again.
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Tyrion had GO while Bronn just pirated it.

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Dany's dragons are getting grown.

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"OMG Mahm stahp I'm not a kid anymore!!!1!111!oneone1!"

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Jaime tried to send his regards.

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Guis. Guis. Hey u guis. Chek it out. Reel gold. Guis.

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Sword fighting left-handed is almost as hard as writing left-handed.

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Prince Oberyn was a stabby douchebag.

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The Hound frowns upon his battle tactics, though.

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Speaking of The Hound, I think we can all agree what the best part of the episode was...

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Chickens. So many chickens.

Hearthstone players know that feel.

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Omar knows that feel too.

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"We're the king's men!" They said, as if it would make any difference.

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U bettr not pis him off m8, I swer...

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Alright chums, thumbs up? Let's do this...

SANDOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!! CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEGANE!!!!!!!!!!

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Overall, we give the season premiere:

5 chickens out of 5.

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