Random Memes That Don't Require a Ransom

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
Dec 2, 2023 10:00 AM EST

Oh boy, I can't wait to scroll through these totally random memes. But before I do so, I can't help but remember that the word "random" rhymes with "ransom." If you'll allow me to go on a little tangent about the word "ransom," I hope you wouldn't mind. Even if you do mind, you're not going to stop me. 

For some unknown reason, my dad's middle name is Ransom. It's one of those names that you'd expect quirky millennial parents to name their son to make him sound unique, but this is not the case with my father. Oh no, my dad is a 61-year-old man whose middle name means "a sum of money or other payment demanded or paid for the release of a prisoner." To me, that is iconic. I cannot wait to name my son, my daughter, or my future pets some iteration of the Ransom name in order to pay tribute to my rad dad. 

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    Cheezburger Image 9844908800
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    normal people pet owners people who punch and kick their pets
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    People who fall asleep to calming music People who fall asleep to natural ambience People who fall asleep to ASMR
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    Humans Free Will God
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    Money can't buy time mfs when the rich guy doesn't spend time daily waiting for the bus, subway, in lines, etc and ends up spending more meaningful time on other important things while living the same duration as a normal guy.
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    a true conversationalist hey little man hows it goin? mysillycomics Pizzagate is totally real! yea CHILD OF OLD GODS
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    im in spain but the P is silent ↑
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    WHEN YOU SNEEZE IN YOUR GF'S ROOM AND SOMEONE IN YOUR GF'S CLOSET SAYS "BLESS YOU!" intamp THANK YOU, AMMIN RANDOM CITIZEN!
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    POV: you're the kid that wouldn't stop crying on the plane
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    Makes one spelling or grammar error imgflip.com I know this topic.I can argue with him Get roasted by that mistake and everybody forgets the main topic
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    What it looks like What it feels like CO ATA
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    Paperback Paradise 15878UF1 $1.00 Hot Literature for a Mature Adult It's always been his dream to paint Goblins with Huge a novel about goblins with huge Emily Sackenball by The cops try to stop him, but he'll never stop painting those huge, green
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    News about the MCU getting pushed constantly Me not caring in the slightest. H.Wor Welica
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    I WROTE TO SANTA FOR A PRESENT -HE BLOCKED ME
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    sleeping in grass Expectation Reality
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    ores Sta S e My girlfriend ordering my Starbucks drink Dorit Me, not knowing the name of the drink I liked last time
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    me: already broke af my laptop battery, randomly after 4 years: I'm dying
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    Azizul Akif Me putting my phone on do not disturb so that I won't get disturbed by all my Omessages I get daily.
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    Competitive baking shows: made with mematic Competitive cooking shows:
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    Cold toilet seat DA Warm toilet seat Wet toilet seat No toilet seat
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    WHEN THEY SAY AMERICA IS THE LAND OF THE FREE BUT CALL THE POLICE WHEN I STICK MY IN THE MCDONALDS DEEP FRYER
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    Sir, mom said no to McDonald's. What's our next course of action? RE MA Cas
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    Therapist: McStruggle isn't real. You can't afford it. McStruggle: Apa
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    @HANNAH HILLAN / SPEED It's 11:30pm Your parents were supposed to be back by 11 pm What if, They met with an accident?! Or got kidnapped?! So what? Just sleep. They're probably on their way back. C
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    my future wife on standard marriage contract: "relax its just a piece of paper" then..."prenups are unromantic" "if you loved me" *4 years later* living alone in prius imgflip.com
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    007 7:00
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    the strange looking snake ready to spawn in the dms* girls: mention that they are girls
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    People want to see new movies with original stories and not remakes of popular movies Film studios
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    mom seeing you open the xbox on christmas prettycooltim mom seeing you play the xbox
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    Made with RE.CAM Sorry babe not tonight. A youtuber just posted 4 hour video essay about something ive never heard of
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